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Post by nicko Fri May 11, 2018 10:34 pm

A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vick has overturned on the Motorway, Police have said "there will be no congestion for 12 hours !!!
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Post by eddie Fri May 11, 2018 10:39 pm

Okay Nicko...don’t rub it in....


Sorry that was the best I could come up with. vick 2190311264
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Post by Guest Fri May 11, 2018 10:42 pm

eddie wrote:Okay Nicko...don’t rub it in....


Sorry that was the best I could come up with. vick 2190311264


That was very funny

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Post by eddie Fri May 11, 2018 10:56 pm

Didge wrote:
eddie wrote:Okay Nicko...don’t rub it in....


Sorry that was the best I could come up with. vick 2190311264


That was very funny

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Well I thought so, but I often think I’m hilarious when no one else does. Neutral
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Post by Ben Reilly Fri May 11, 2018 11:02 pm

When I said no more bad pun threads, I menthol of you.
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Post by eddie Fri May 11, 2018 11:30 pm

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:When I said no more bad pun threads, I menthol of you.

Glad you got that off your chest.

Btw that was scraping the barrel, dude. No
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Post by Ben Reilly Fri May 11, 2018 11:31 pm

eddie wrote:
Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:When I said no more bad pun threads, I menthol of you.

Glad you got that off your chest.

Btw that was scraping the barrel, dude. No

Ah, thanks. I ointment nobody sweet as you, darlin'.
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Post by eddie Fri May 11, 2018 11:31 pm

Just stop. Rolling Eyes
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Post by Guest Fri May 11, 2018 11:49 pm

Jeez, this thread is getting right up my nose lol

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Post by Raggamuffin Fri May 11, 2018 11:51 pm

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:When I said no more bad pun threads, I menthol of you.

Don't be so stuffy!
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Post by HoratioTarr Fri May 11, 2018 11:58 pm

This thread's enough to give you the vapours!
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Post by JulesV Sat May 12, 2018 9:41 am

Reading this thread has cleared up my sinuses a treat. bounce

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Post by JulesV Sat May 12, 2018 10:01 am

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:When I said no more bad pun threads, I menthol of you.
Yer balm-y  Evil or Very Mad

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Post by eddie Sat May 12, 2018 12:17 pm

Chest a minute.....
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Post by Guest Sat May 12, 2018 1:34 pm

Stop being so sniffy.

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Post by magica Sat May 12, 2018 1:47 pm

I could vapourise Syl lol! lol!
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Post by Guest Sat May 12, 2018 1:49 pm

magica wrote:I could vapourise Syl lol! lol!


That's funny, have a greenie lol

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Post by JulesV Sat May 12, 2018 2:13 pm

magica wrote:I could vapourise Syl  lol! lol!


   ... Shocked  What a Face What a Face
CHILL!
Count 1-10 .....and b-r-e-a-t-h-e.

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Post by nicko Sat May 12, 2018 3:05 pm

Just as an aside to my joke, some police and forensic people put a dab of Vick under their nose when dealing with bodies that have "rotted".[sorry, can't think of correct word]





Sorry can't think o
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Post by Victorismyhero Sat May 12, 2018 4:12 pm

Bet you are glad to get that off your chest nicko
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Post by Vintage Sat May 12, 2018 4:14 pm

nicko wrote:Just as an aside to my joke,  some police and forensic people put a dab of Vick under their nose when dealing with bodies that have "rotted".[sorry, can't think of correct word]





Sorry can't think o

Decomposed - yes this is true, sadly as with everything else the VIC you buy now is but a pale imitation, you'd only open an old jar and take a sniff and your eyes would water, it doesn't work anywhere near as well these days.
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