Hello, I'm your enemy!

All you British conservatives, I'm your worst enemy!

Because I want to come to England and marry edds (now it feels weird to call her by her fake name, but I will), I'm your fucking enemy.

Because I want to try to get a job over there and spend all my money into your economy, but wasn't born here, I'm your enemy.

Because I had the audacity to fall in love with one of your people, I'm your enemy.

Mind you, I don't want any benefits. I'm willing, eager to work. I speak the language. And I'm damned friendly. But I'm your enemy.

Because I'm not English. Even though ... never mind.

Fuck!

You are such a passionate, funny, clever, Mothafuckin weirdo.

En serio.

yeah, but you sound funny so

veya_victaous wrote:yeah, but you sound funny so

Howdy, I don't rightly reckon I sound in no ways funny, y'all, and I'm fixin' to get dang-sure steamed if you try sassin' me, ya hear?

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:

veya_victaous wrote:yeah, but you sound funny so

Howdy, I don't rightly reckon I sound in no ways funny, y'all, and I'm fixin' to get dang-sure steamed if you try sassin' me, ya hear?

If It was up to me mate, You be as welcome be as welcome as a couple of Tinnies to a Drover as dry as a dead dingos donga

veya_victaous wrote:

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:

veya_victaous wrote:yeah, but you sound funny so

Howdy, I don't rightly reckon I sound in no ways funny, y'all, and I'm fixin' to get dang-sure steamed if you try sassin' me, ya hear?

If It was up to me mate, You be as welcome be as welcome as a couple of Tinnies to a Drover as dry as a dead dingos donga

No puedo entender lo que dices!

un poco de cerveza to a sediento peregrino 

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:All you British conservatives, I'm your worst enemy!

Because I want to come to England and marry edds (now it feels weird to call her by her fake name, but I will), I'm your fucking enemy.

Because I want to try to get a job over there and spend all my money into your economy, but wasn't born here, I'm your enemy.

Because I had the audacity to fall in love with one of your people, I'm your enemy.

Mind you, I don't want any benefits. I'm willing, eager to work. I speak the language. And I'm damned friendly. But I'm your enemy.

Because I'm not English. Even though ... never mind.

Fuck!

Stop being negative. Stay positive and positive things will come.

The question I want to ask is, why are you giving up America for here. If I was Eds I'd move there.

I think America is a lovely country.

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:All you British conservatives, I'm your worst enemy!

Because I want to come to England and marry edds (now it feels weird to call her by her fake name, but I will), I'm your fucking enemy.

Because I want to try to get a job over there and spend all my money into your economy, but wasn't born here, I'm your enemy.

Because I had the audacity to fall in love with one of your people, I'm your enemy.

Mind you, I don't want any benefits. I'm willing, eager to work. I speak the language. And I'm damned friendly. But I'm your enemy.

Because I'm not English. Even though ... never mind.

Fuck!

Just for the record Ben, cos you seem confused, British conservatives love British speaking, integrating, hardworking, decent, non criminal folks like yourself from any part of the world and you would be warmly welcomed.

with that attitude you sound like your own worst enemy tbh

#justsaying

magica wrote:The question I want to ask is, why are you giving up America for here. If I was Eds I'd move there.

I think America is a lovely country.

There's complications. But yes, I'd move to the States rather than stay here.

HoratioTarr wrote:

magica wrote:The question I want to ask is, why are you giving up America for here. If I was Eds I'd move there.

I think America is a lovely country.

There's complications.  But yes, I'd move to the States rather than stay here.  

I have a six year old daughter who I won’t move abroad because she has a great relationship with her dad - he could actually stop me too.

Ben fancies a change and an adventure anyway, he has rather an adventurous spirit like me. Despite his jokes he actually really likes England and probably prefers more English music than I do, too.

He got here and requested a “Beatles night”...... I’m like “what the fuck dude?!”

gelico wrote:

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:All you British conservatives, I'm your worst enemy!

Because I want to come to England and marry edds (now it feels weird to call her by her fake name, but I will), I'm your fucking enemy.

Because I want to try to get a job over there and spend all my money into your economy, but wasn't born here, I'm your enemy.

Because I had the audacity to fall in love with one of your people, I'm your enemy.

Mind you, I don't want any benefits. I'm willing, eager to work. I speak the language. And I'm damned friendly. But I'm your enemy.

Because I'm not English. Even though ... never mind.

Fuck!

Just for the record Ben, cos you seem confused, British conservatives love British speaking, integrating, hardworking, decent, non criminal folks like yourself from any part of the world and you would be warmly welcomed.

with that attitude you sound like your own worst enemy tbh

#justsaying

He just needs to let off steam every now and then.

Otherwise he sets fire to things and kills small baby animals.

Ben, you are not my enemy, I doubt you would be the enemy of the vast majority of Brits.
I think you read too much into the negative aspects that some people like to play on....dont believe everything you read in the Brit tabloids.

Syl wrote:Ben, you are not my enemy, I doubt you would be the enemy of the vast majority of Brits.
I think you read too much into the negative aspects that some people like to play on....dont believe everything you read in the Brit tabloids.

He means the UK government aka the Tories aka the Tory voters.

If either of you have any sense, you will delete this thread

Going to PM Eddie to explain why

Jeez, even I, a mirthless lefty, can see this a thread made in jest.
You must be a really sad humourless fucker no to see that, Didge.

Oh, I forgot. You ARE a humourless fucker.

Angry Andy wrote:Jeez, even I, a mirthless lefty, can see this a thread made in jest.
You must be a really sad humourless fucker no to see that, Didge.

Oh, I forgot. You ARE  a humourless fucker.

That is not what I have explained to Eddie

I knew a brainless fuck, would have zero common sense here and fail to see the danger

I don't think it's very funny actually. He's always been a bit of a Brit hater as it is, and now he's going to blame anyone "right wing" for the immigration laws. The laws have existed for a long time, so it's best to check them before making plans.

Didge wrote:

Angry Andy wrote:Jeez, even I, a mirthless lefty, can see this a thread made in jest.
You must be a really sad humourless fucker no to see that, Didge.

Oh, I forgot. You ARE  a humourless fucker.

That is not what I have explained to Eddie

I knew a brainless fuck, would have zero common sense here and fail to see the danger

I have to back didge here, he did have a valid reason.

Raggamuffin wrote:I don't think it's very funny actually. He's always been a bit of a Brit hater as it is, and now he's going to blame anyone "right wing" for the immigration laws. The laws have existed for a long time, so it's best to check them before making plans.

You have no idea what you’re talking about! He doesn’t hate anyone. That guy is so peaceful by nature he couldn’t hate anyone for being from a country?

What’s wrong with you? I do have a lot of time for you but sometimes you talk some shite, rags.

This thread was made when he was feeling frustrated and fucked off.

eddie wrote:

Raggamuffin wrote:I don't think it's very funny actually. He's always been a bit of a Brit hater as it is, and now he's going to blame anyone "right wing" for the immigration laws. The laws have existed for a long time, so it's best to check them before making plans.

You have no idea what you’re talking about! He doesn’t hate anyone. That guy is so peaceful by nature he couldn’t hate anyone for being from a country?

What’s wrong with you? I do have a lot of time for you but sometimes you talk some shite, rags.

This thread was made when he was feeling frustrated and fucked off.  

He was extremely obnoxious to me in another thread. If he comes over here he should learn some manners. Also, he's just whinging about "right wing" immigration laws - he does enough whinging about the "right wing" as it is.

I think almost everyone is now realising how unfair our right wing immigration rules are.
So much so, Mayhem has spent the last few days apologizing to MP's, the Windrush generation and to virtually every head of the Commonwealth  countries.
The rules are a shambolic racist throwback to the dark days of "no blacks, dogs or Irish".
And they are an embarrassment to every decent person in the UK.

Angry Andy wrote:I think almost everyone is now realising how unfair our right wing immigration rules are.
So much so, Mayhem has spent the last few days apologizing to MP's, the Windrush generation and to virtually every head of the Commonwealth  countries.
The rules are a shambolic racist throwback to the datk days of "no blags, dogs or Irish".
And they are an embarrassment to every decent person in the UK.

What were the laws about US citizens coming to live here under Labour?

The issue is the law discriminates on love

And uses the issue of people taking the piss with benefits to deny people entry into the country.

I fail to see how and why such a law is needed.

Those on Universal credit have to pay back through their tax reliefs

In other words, what they get in benefits comes off what they get tax free.

So why is such a law then even needed.

Its why such a law has failed to curb any numbers on immigration

Universal credit is not a free money given to people, as the Governement claws this back of those people claiming over time when they do work.

The idea is to help these people back in to work

The reality is a number of people abused this through arranged/forced marriages and even worse child brides. They litterally went abroad and had some poor young girl arranged into a marriage and brought back to the UK. Who then when in the UK was made to stay at home and then they took advantage of the benifits system.

What is wrong there, is the law on child brides and arranged marriages, that in many cases the bride has no say in this. A law needs to be tackled round this to protect girls basically forced into marriage by their families. Not then use this to punish everyone else, who are in love that want to live together here.

Its discriminating against people of working age, who can work and want to live here with their love.

Raggamuffin wrote:

eddie wrote:

Raggamuffin wrote:I don't think it's very funny actually. He's always been a bit of a Brit hater as it is, and now he's going to blame anyone "right wing" for the immigration laws. The laws have existed for a long time, so it's best to check them before making plans.

You have no idea what you’re talking about! He doesn’t hate anyone. That guy is so peaceful by nature he couldn’t hate anyone for being from a country?

What’s wrong with you? I do have a lot of time for you but sometimes you talk some shite, rags.

This thread was made when he was feeling frustrated and fucked off.  

He was extremely obnoxious to me in another thread. If he comes over here he should learn some manners. Also, he's just whinging about "right wing" immigration laws - he does enough whinging about the "right wing" as it is.

Yeah he was a little harsh on you, I do agree, but you know, we are all allowed to be pissed off, right?
As for manners, Jesus, you couldn’t meet more of a gentleman than him.

Didge wrote:The issue is the law discriminates on love

And uses the issue of people taking the piss with benefits to deny people entry into the country.

I fail to see how and why such a law is needed.

Those on Universal credit have to pay back through their tax reliefs

In other words, what they get in benefits comes off what they get tax free.

So why is such a law then even needed.

Its why such a law has failed to curb any numbers on immigration

Universal credit is not a free money given to people, as the Governement claws this back of those people claiming over time when they do work.

The idea is to help these people back in to work

The reality is a number of people abused this through arranged/forced marriages and even worse child brides. They litterally went abroad and had some poor young girl arranged into a marriage and brought back to the UK. Who then when in the UK was made to stay at home and then they took advantage of the benifits system.

What is wrong there, is the law on child brides and arranged marriages, that in many cases the bride has no say in this. A law needs to be tackled round this to protect girls basically forced into marriage by their families. Not then use this to punish everyone else, who are in love that want to live together here.

Its discriminating against people of working age, who can work and want to live here with their love.

Could you explain that further? It makes no sense.

eddie wrote:

Raggamuffin wrote:

He was extremely obnoxious to me in another thread. If he comes over here he should learn some manners. Also, he's just whinging about "right wing" immigration laws - he does enough whinging about the "right wing" as it is.

Yeah he was a little harsh on you, I do agree, but you know, we are all allowed to be pissed off, right?
As for manners, Jesus, you couldn’t meet more of a gentleman than him.

He doesn't need to be pissed off with me, and he was downright rude, not a "little harsh".

Raggamuffin wrote:

Didge wrote:The issue is the law discriminates on love

And uses the issue of people taking the piss with benefits to deny people entry into the country.

I fail to see how and why such a law is needed.

Those on Universal credit have to pay back through their tax reliefs

In other words, what they get in benefits comes off what they get tax free.

So why is such a law then even needed.

Its why such a law has failed to curb any numbers on immigration

Universal credit is not a free money given to people, as the Governement claws this back of those people claiming over time when they do work.

The idea is to help these people back in to work

The reality is a number of people abused this through arranged/forced marriages and even worse child brides. They litterally went abroad and had some poor young girl arranged into a marriage and brought back to the UK. Who then when in the UK was made to stay at home and then they took advantage of the benifits system.

What is wrong there, is the law on child brides and arranged marriages, that in many cases the bride has no say in this. A law needs to be tackled round this to protect girls basically forced into marriage by their families. Not then use this to punish everyone else, who are in love that want to live together here.

Its discriminating against people of working age, who can work and want to live here with their love.

Could you explain that further? It makes no sense.

They reduce their tax allowance when they are back working

They thus claw the money back they have given out on benefits

Didge wrote:

Raggamuffin wrote:

Could you explain that further? It makes no sense.

They reduce their tax allowance when they are back working

They thus claw the money back they have given out on benefits

Can you link to the info on that? I never heard that before.

Raggamuffin wrote:

Didge wrote:

They reduce their tax allowance when they are back working

They thus claw the money back they have given out on benefits

Can you link to the info on that? I never heard that before.

I dont have a link, sorry Rags

I just helped a friend, who was back in work and worked out, this is what they are doing

He lost around 5,000 in tax relief. He had a unique code and saw, that they must be clawing this back

He only worked and earned around 11,000 and was taxed on 5,500 of his earnings

emergency tax???

what was the letter of his tax code?

Raggamuffin wrote:

eddie wrote:

Raggamuffin wrote:

He was extremely obnoxious to me in another thread. If he comes over here he should learn some manners. Also, he's just whinging about "right wing" immigration laws - he does enough whinging about the "right wing" as it is.

Yeah he was a little harsh on you, I do agree, but you know, we are all allowed to be pissed off, right?
As for manners, Jesus, you couldn’t meet more of a gentleman than him.

He doesn't need to be pissed off with me, and he was downright rude, not a "little harsh".

Rags, it’s forum, people get pissed off, you’ve been pissed off with lots of posters and also been quite rude yourself on occasion.
You’ve been on forums a long time, stop acting like a baby. I agreed it was harsh but no one butchered your cat and ate it ffs.

Lord Foul wrote:emergency tax???

what was the letter of his tax code?

It was not emergency tax mate

It was wierd reading his wage slips and all I could figure, is they must reduce the tax relief, when they are earning again.

He was getting like 20 hours a week work, which improved and it was never more than 37.5 hours.

I looked over many of his wage slips and he was only entittled to 5,500 tax relief

I think this is what they are doing

I cannot be sure, but, it seemed to me, there was no other explantion

He has no ex wife of kids and yet paid tax on near half his earnings and its not the emergency tax code.

he should ask the inland revenue for an explanation

Lord Foul wrote:he should ask the inland revenue for an explanation

I did mate

eddie wrote:

Raggamuffin wrote:

He doesn't need to be pissed off with me, and he was downright rude, not a "little harsh".

Rags, it’s  forum, people get pissed off, you’ve been pissed off with lots of posters and also been quite rude yourself on occasion.
You’ve been on forums a long time, stop acting like a baby. I agreed it was harsh but no one butchered your cat and ate it ffs.

Maybe I'm a little tired of people taking out their frustrations on me. It's not my fault he can't come here or whatever. Trying to blame me makes you as bad as him.

I never heard of the personal tax allowance going down after someone had been on benefits. There's bound to be another explanation.

Raggamuffin wrote:I never heard of the personal tax allowance going down after someone had been on benefits. There's bound to be another explanation.

Its wierd Rags, but its the only explantion, I came up with.

I could be wrong, and interested to understand if others have had this happen.

Be good if people ask around, he is the only one I know that is on benefits

Raggamuffin wrote:

eddie wrote:

Raggamuffin wrote:

He doesn't need to be pissed off with me, and he was downright rude, not a "little harsh".

Rags, it’s  forum, people get pissed off, you’ve been pissed off with lots of posters and also been quite rude yourself on occasion.
You’ve been on forums a long time, stop acting like a baby. I agreed it was harsh but no one butchered your cat and ate it ffs.

Maybe I'm a little tired of people taking out their frustrations on me. It's not my fault he can't come here or whatever. Trying to blame me makes you as bad as him.

I understand how that feels, I have times when people take their frustrations out on me too and it isn’t nice, but I always try and remember that they mostly don’t mean it and it’s not personal.

I wasn’t trying to blame you. I was merely trying to remind you that we are all human.

eddie wrote:

Raggamuffin wrote:

Maybe I'm a little tired of people taking out their frustrations on me. It's not my fault he can't come here or whatever. Trying to blame me makes you as bad as him.

I understand how that feels, I have times when people take their frustrations out on me too and it isn’t nice, but I always try and remember that they mostly don’t mean it and it’s not personal.

I wasn’t trying to blame you. I was merely trying to remind you that we are all human.

You are blaming me - saying I'm "acting like a baby". He was the one who was rude and obnoxious just because I had a different opinion to him.

Anyway, you can both get stuffed.

Didge wrote:

Raggamuffin wrote:I never heard of the personal tax allowance going down after someone had been on benefits. There's bound to be another explanation.

Its wierd Rags, but its the only explantion, I came up with.

I could be wrong, and interested to understand if others have had this happen.

Be good if people ask around, he is the only one I know that is on benefits

Hmmm, so there was no explanation from the tax people? He might be in line for a nice tax rebate.

eddie wrote:

HoratioTarr wrote:

There's complications.  But yes, I'd move to the States rather than stay here.  

I have a six year old daughter who I won’t move abroad because she has a great relationship with her dad - he could actually stop me too.

Ben fancies a change and an adventure anyway, he has rather an adventurous spirit like me.  Despite his jokes he actually really likes England and probably prefers more English music than I do, too.

He got here and requested a “Beatles night”...... I’m like “what the fuck dude?!”

a man after my own heart, luv the Beatles too.

Raggamuffin wrote:

Didge wrote:

Its wierd Rags, but its the only explantion, I came up with.

I could be wrong, and interested to understand if others have had this happen.

Be good if people ask around, he is the only one I know that is on benefits

Hmmm, so there was no explanation from the tax people? He might be in line for a nice tax rebate.

No, just a break down in a letter, no different from his monthly universal credit letter


I just find it very wierd. Have no issue if people pay back, but it should be something that everyone knows

Raggamuffin wrote:

eddie wrote:

Raggamuffin wrote:

Maybe I'm a little tired of people taking out their frustrations on me. It's not my fault he can't come here or whatever. Trying to blame me makes you as bad as him.

I understand how that feels, I have times when people take their frustrations out on me too and it isn’t nice, but I always try and remember that they mostly don’t mean it and it’s not personal.

I wasn’t trying to blame you. I was merely trying to remind you that we are all human.

You are blaming me - saying I'm "acting like a baby". He was the one who was rude and obnoxious just because I had a different opinion to him.

Anyway, you can both get stuffed.

Your opinions keep me from the life I want and you expect me to just sit here and be pleasant about it ...

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:

Raggamuffin wrote:

You are blaming me - saying I'm "acting like a baby". He was the one who was rude and obnoxious just because I had a different opinion to him.

Anyway, you can both get stuffed.

Your opinions keep me from the life I want and you expect me to just sit here and be pleasant about it ...

There's your book title!

HoratioTarr wrote:

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:

Raggamuffin wrote:

You are blaming me - saying I'm "acting like a baby". He was the one who was rude and obnoxious just because I had a different opinion to him.

Anyway, you can both get stuffed.

Your opinions keep me from the life I want and you expect me to just sit here and be pleasant about it ...

There's your book title!

Hahahaha no, it’s not quite right. Doesn’t say what the crux of the story is.

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:

Raggamuffin wrote:

You are blaming me - saying I'm "acting like a baby". He was the one who was rude and obnoxious just because I had a different opinion to him.

Anyway, you can both get stuffed.

Your opinions keep me from the life I want and you expect me to just sit here and be pleasant about it ...

First of all, I didn't know you were from Ethiopia, and secondly, It's the first I've heard of my opinion influencing the British Government. Still, it's nice to know that my opinions are so powerful.

Congratulations on your impending nuptials, Ben & Eddie. True Love is a powerful force and it eventually conquers every obstacle placed before it. Hold on to that thought!

magica wrote:The question I want to ask is, why are you giving up America for here. If I was Eds I'd move there.

I think America is a lovely country.

Britain is like a Disneyland for yanks...only smaller. It has settings and props, and is occupied by character actors who speak in strange-sounding grunts and coos. It's all very Harry-Potter like, and there's no entrance fee.

Who wouldn't wanna live in a fantasy?