A normal day at school.

Handy Andy wrote:My 14 year old daughter just got home in hysterics.
During biology they there learning about microorganisms and how they are found everywhere.
Her naiive friend couldn't say it properly, but declared to the class and a highly amused teacher that her mum and dad have a lot of microorgasms in the kitchen and toilet.
She then asked  my wife and I whether we 'got it'.

Handy Andy wrote:My 14 year old daughter just got home in hysterics.
During biology they there learning about microorganisms and how they are found everywhere.
Her naiive friend couldn't say it properly, but declared to the class and a highly amused teacher that her mum and dad have a lot of microorgasms in the kitchen and toilet.
She then asked  my wife and I whether we 'got it'.

feelthelove wrote:

Handy Andy wrote:My 14 year old daughter just got home in hysterics.
During biology they there learning about microorganisms and how they are found everywhere.
Her naiive friend couldn't say it properly, but declared to the class and a highly amused teacher that her mum and dad have a lot of microorgasms in the kitchen and toilet.
She then asked  my wife and I whether we 'got it'.

....and did you? Get it I mean

Handy Andy wrote:

feelthelove wrote:

....and did you? Get it I mean

In fairness,  I understand they were discussing the cellular structures of microorganisms, pretty advanced stuff.
My youngster's preferred subject is English - she has just finished a 16 chapter,  170 page sci-fi/fantasy novel that her head of English recommended that we try to get published..
It is extraordinary work for one that age.

Handy Andy wrote:Considering she was diagnosed with Aspergers and autism,  needed speech therapy until she was 7 and had viral pneumonia  twice, she blew the 11+ apart with a massive score and is excelling at her Grammar school.
Proud is an understatement.

Handy Andy wrote:Nice one, Ftl.
stay dry.

feelthelove wrote:

Handy Andy wrote:Nice one, Ftl.
stay dry.

You too, it's blowing a hooley here

NemsAgain wrote:

feelthelove wrote:

You too, it's blowing a hooley here

You cleaned that up!    

veya_victaous wrote:how did she get to 14 without knowing microorganisms are everywhere???
I mean you got dozens of different types that live in your digestive track and you need them to process food???

What are they teaching kids in England          

Handy Andy wrote:Considering she was diagnosed with Aspergers and autism,  needed speech therapy until she was 7 and had viral pneumonia  twice, she blew the 11+ apart with a massive score and is excelling at her Grammar school.
Proud is an understatement.

Fred Moletrousers wrote:

veya_victaous wrote:how did she get to 14 without knowing microorganisms are everywhere???
I mean you got dozens of different types that live in your digestive track and you need them to process food???

What are they teaching kids in England          

How to fit a condom on a banana so that orgasms don't result in organisms....

gerber wrote:

Handy Andy wrote:Considering she was diagnosed with Aspergers and autism,  needed speech therapy until she was 7 and had viral pneumonia  twice, she blew the 11+ apart with a massive score and is excelling at her Grammar school.
Proud is an understatement.

A fabulous achievement.  Wonderful to hear great news about children.......

Handy Andy wrote:She still has her moments - insecurity, and shyness will always pose her problems, she simply lacks cself confidence and a belief that she is as good as teachers say she is.
Mind you, she is also a 'looker' won't be too long before we have boy issues!

Handy Andy wrote:

Fred Moletrousers wrote:


How to fit a condom on a banana so that orgasms don't result in organisms....

Hi Moley,

I was taught THIS in the playground, aged about 10.
Not sure I understood ALL of it, though.
It's a father's occupation
to stick his cockulation
In a women's ventilation
In an act of copulation
For a huge ejaculation
At a time of ovulation
To increase the population
of the younger generation!

grumpy old git wrote:you know what they say moley....

memory is the second thing to go......

now...erm....what was the first?????