the prodigal son returns

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greetings newsfix.

it is I the great smelly-bandit returned from his forced exile, (and not a second too soon let me tell you)

it would appear that in my absence, the great deluge of delicious liberal tears that have been falling from the eyes of the collective alt-left liberal hate mob in the wake of glorious BREXIT and the brilliant decision of the American people to MAGA,has turned in a devastating flood and hurricane that has destroyed large parts of Texas and Florida.

this global warming is of course a result of imbalance caused by my absence, there has been no buffer you see?, but fear not, i have returned to restore the balance and in soaking up those oceans of delicious liberal tears of yours, stand as a bastion against further flooding caused by crying liberals and melting snowflakes

so come to me my children, the great desert of smelly-bandit stands ready to adsorb your tears

viva las BREXIT

viva las MAGA

Blimey, what a kerfuffle!
You'd think The anti Christ had joined

Miffs2 wrote:Blimey, what a kerfuffle!
You'd think The anti Christ had joined

its much worse than a mere anti-christ

im a free thinker who doesn't conform

anyone know why i cant upload my avatar??

smelly-bandit wrote:anyone know why i cant upload my avatar??

Your profile tab, seventh along from the home tab up the top
Then once you are on this, third tab along.
The one that says avatar

yes didge i know that, this isn't my first rodeo, the issue is that there is no upload facility under that tab.

tried chrome and firefox, and no joy either way

smelly-bandit wrote:yes didge i know that, this isn't my first rodeo, the issue is that there is no upload facility under that tab.

tried chrome and firefox, and no joy either way  

Yeah there is an upload facility

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Are you allowed avatars of Hitler or the KKK?

Angry Andy wrote:Are you allowed avatars of Hitler or the KKK?

not sure bens gonna let you have that mate, he doesn't have much of a sense of humour at the best of times

ben this is what im getting

Perhaps Ben has seen the light and prohibited you from having a provocative and racist avatar.

H. A. I might remind you of the rules, especially the implied one of not posting merely to cause shit.

Just tryin' to help SB discover why he cannot get an avvie. Perhaps he has a virus.

smelly-bandit wrote:

Miffs2 wrote:Blimey, what a kerfuffle!
You'd think The anti Christ had joined

its much worse than a mere anti-christ

im a free thinker who doesn't conform  

Non-conformist  --   Yes...

"Free thinker"  ?   In your dreams, smelly..

Delusional little non-thinking 'snowflake' of a troll,  more likely.

Your a nasty little fucker aren't you? Face to face you'd shit bricks. I hate "keyboard warriors" and your the best of 'em.

Angry Andy wrote:Perhaps Ben has seen the light and prohibited you from having a provocative and racist avatar.

bens head is so deep in the sand i bought a north Korean nuke would brighten up his day

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:

smelly-bandit wrote:

its much worse than a mere anti-christ

im a free thinker who doesn't conform  

Non-conformist  --   Yes...

"Free thinker"  ?   In your dreams, smelly..

Delusional little non-thinking 'snowflake' of a troll,  more likely.

i dont think you quite grasp the term "snowflake"

its exclusive to those on the left of politics. precious little people who fall apart when they encounter dissenting opinions, often resorting to insults

remind you of anyone you know??

smelly-bandit wrote:

Angry Andy wrote:Perhaps Ben has seen the light and prohibited you from having a provocative and racist avatar.

bens head is so deep in the sand i bought a north Korean nuke would brighten up his day

So I think perhaps this thread has served it's purpose, no? You're just sitting here making little shitty digs about people and wise arse cracks that only you seem to find funny.
How about you join some actual debate or stick that North Korean nuke you "bought", up your own arse?

THREAD LOCKED.