Parents Are Sharing The Rudest Things Their Children Have Ever Said

eddie wrote:Hahahahahaha I love those!!

So here's one from me:

My daughter is going up a school year so just before they broke up I had to "meet and greet the new teacher", Mrs Cash.....only, I couldn't remember her bloody name - you know when that happens? - so I kept saying to my daughter "Don't forget we have to meet Mrs Cashew nut or whatever her name is!" And because I'm me, I started making up other names for her.....

So we meet the teacher. I am the first one there and my daughter marches up to her and says

"There's my mum! She can't remember your name so she keeps calling you Mrs Cashew Nut!"  

I laughed merrily and said "Oh dear you know how children are blah blah etc etc"

Then my daughter pipes up:

"Her best name for you though, was Mrs Crusty Bread!"

Jeez. She has a BIG mouth my kid.  

eddie wrote:If I remind her that some things are best "kept for indoors" she just shrugs and says "Well don't say it then...that's what you tell me.."

Pffffff.  

eddie wrote:If I remind her that some things are best "kept for indoors" she just shrugs and says "Well don't say it then...that's what you tell me.."

Pffffff.  

Thorin wrote:

eddie wrote:If I remind her that some things are best "kept for indoors" she just shrugs and says "Well don't say it then...that's what you tell me.."

Pffffff.  

I think there is a lesson to be learnt from that...

Syl wrote:

eddie wrote:If I remind her that some things are best "kept for indoors" she just shrugs and says "Well don't say it then...that's what you tell me.."

Pffffff.  

I know that feeling. When my son was at primary school, his form teacher when he was 10/11 years old was really bad. None of the kids liked him, he would get right in their faces and say sarcastic remarks.
My son was complaining one day about this and I said (jokingly) next time he does this just say "Can you move back a bit please sir, your breath stinks"....we laughed.
Then a few days later he came home and said that's exactly what he had said when the teacher got in his face....and the head wanted to see me.

After  a while he admitted he was joking....

eddie wrote:

Syl wrote:

I know that feeling. When my son was at primary school, his form teacher when he was 10/11 years old was really bad. None of the kids liked him, he would get right in their faces and say sarcastic remarks.
My son was complaining one day about this and I said (jokingly) next time he does this just say "Can you move back a bit please sir, your breath stinks"....we laughed.
Then a few days later he came home and said that's exactly what he had said when the teacher got in his face....and the head wanted to see me.

After  a while he admitted he was joking....

See! That's my daughter except she'd say "Well I wasn't joking!"

Syl wrote:Hahaha...I bet your mum could tell us some stories.

eddie wrote:

Syl wrote:Hahaha...I bet your mum could tell us some stories.

My mum has the worst memory in the world. Not kidding. I'm surprised she remembers I'm her daughter.  And no, she isn't suffering dementia she just generally doesn't remember much. She did once say I was a very "easy and laid back child".

Probably got me confused with one of my brothers or a neighbour's kid.

Syl wrote:

eddie wrote:

Syl wrote:Hahaha...I bet your mum could tell us some stories.

My mum has the worst memory in the world. Not kidding. I'm surprised she remembers I'm her daughter.  And no, she isn't suffering dementia she just generally doesn't remember much. She did once say I was a very "easy and laid back child".

Probably got me confused with one of my brothers or a neighbour's kid.

Your mum sounds great....I sort of identify with scatterbrained older women...no idea why

eddie wrote:

Syl wrote:Hahaha...I bet your mum could tell us some stories.

My mum has the worst memory in the world. Not kidding. I'm surprised she remembers I'm her daughter.  And no, she isn't suffering dementia she just generally doesn't remember much. She did once say I was a very "easy and laid back child".

Probably got me confused with one of my brothers or a neighbour's kid.

eddie wrote:If I remind her that some things are best "kept for indoors" she just shrugs and says "Well don't say it then...that's what you tell me.."

Pffffff.  

gelico wrote:

hubby and I had a particular friend who never quite got when it was time to leave (he's still my friend and still the same).  sometimes hubby had to actually get a bit rude (banter) to get him to actually go home again.


anyhoos, when my eldest son was born, there was yet another grand christening and the whole family and beyond turned up for it and big party afterwards at my parents gaff.

finally, many of the guests decided to leave and so we followed them outside to the front garden with my newest arrival and hubby holding our daughter 0f 3 years in his arms.

we all stood around for a minute or two yakking and saying our last goodbyes etc and then there came a complete lull in the conversation

right on cue, my 3 year old daughter looks at them all and says innocently
and clearly, diction perfect,,,,,

''well, are going to fuck off then, or what?''

they fucked off

Original Quill wrote:

eddie wrote:If I remind her that some things are best "kept for indoors" she just shrugs and says "Well don't say it then...that's what you tell me.."

Pffffff.  

Even before I read your daughters response, I was already saying the same thing.  'Cause it does sound just like you.  

Thorin wrote:

Original Quill wrote:

Even before I read your daughters response, I was already saying the same thing.  'Cause it does sound just like you.  

Not sure Eddie's daughter would like that. Being compared to her mom.  

Eddie already has her set up as a junior moderator. With her own Specific keyboard to make moderation that much easier. When dealing with posts like that Quill.    

Thorin wrote:Not sure Eddie's daughter would like that. Being compared to her mom.

gelico wrote:

hubby and I had a particular friend who never quite got when it was time to leave (he's still my friend and still the same).  sometimes hubby had to actually get a bit rude (banter) to get him to actually go home again.


anyhoos, when my eldest son was born, there was yet another grand christening and the whole family and beyond turned up for it and big party afterwards at my parents gaff.

finally, many of the guests decided to leave and so we followed them outside to the front garden with my newest arrival and hubby holding our daughter 0f 3 years in his arms.

we all stood around for a minute or two yakking and saying our last goodbyes etc and then there came a complete lull in the conversation

right on cue, my 3 year old daughter looks at them all and says innocently
and clearly, diction perfect,,,,,

''well, are going to fuck off then, or what?''

they fucked off

Original Quill wrote:

eddie wrote:If I remind her that some things are best "kept for indoors" she just shrugs and says "Well don't say it then...that's what you tell me.."

Pffffff.  

Even before I read your daughters response, I was already saying the same thing.  'Cause it does sound just like you.  

eddie wrote:Hahahahahaha I love those!!

So here's one from me:

My daughter is going up a school year so just before they broke up I had to "meet and greet the new teacher", Mrs Cash.....only, I couldn't remember her bloody name - you know when that happens? - so I kept saying to my daughter "Don't forget we have to meet Mrs Cashew nut or whatever her name is!" And because I'm me, I started making up other names for her.....

So we meet the teacher. I am the first one there and my daughter marches up to her and says

"There's my mum! She can't remember your name so she keeps calling you Mrs Cashew Nut!"  

I laughed merrily and said "Oh dear you know how children are blah blah etc etc"

Then my daughter pipes up:

"Her best name for you though, was Mrs Crusty Bread!"

Jeez. She has a BIG mouth my kid.