Masturbation breaks at work could be 'very effective' and a great way to combat stress, psychologists claim

by HoratioTarr Thu May 04, 2017 10:32 pm

Whatever next!!! Can you imagine the scenario at Buckingham Palace? 'Sorry, Ma'am, but I've suddenly got a partial tumescence of the old Giggle Stick and must pop off to Shake hands with the Mayor. Be back in a tick!'

For any keen masturbators out there, this news will be thoroughly welcomed.
Instead of keeping the self-love strictly to your bedroom on lonely nights, you should think about doing it while you're at work.
Known as a 'masturbation break', psychologists believes it could be a great way to combat the stress of your job.
While using such a pastime as an escape, perhaps from your boss who is constantly breathing down your neck, would provide similar benefits.

Mark Sergeant, a psychology lecturer at Nottingham Trent University, made the controversial suggestion in a piece for Metro earlier this year.
He told the website that it would be 'very effective at work' and considered it to be a 'great way to relieve tension'.
However, his claims were backed up by Dr Cliff Arnall, a life coach based in Hay-on-Wye, Wales.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4473262/Masturbation-breaks-work-effective.html

by magica Fri May 05, 2017 12:25 am

They're all a bunch of wankers Razz

by nicko Fri May 05, 2017 4:31 am

by Original Quill Fri May 05, 2017 4:58 am

Gives new meaning to manual labor. Wink

by 'Wolfie Fri May 05, 2017 5:18 am

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by Fred Moletrousers Fri May 05, 2017 11:56 am

In the RAF we often relieved ourselves by holding "who can piss the highest up the mess bog wall" competitions.

I once distinguished myself by being reigning champion for two whole days, in spite of being something of a shortarse.

I must confess, however, that my victory was not entirely unrelated to the fact that I had downed multiple pints of Olde Gruntfuttock's XXXX down at Ye Olde Frogge and Nightgowne pub before, shall we say, letting loose my winning torrent.

We left wanking contests to the Army. Or occasionally to the RAF Regiment.

by Guest Fri May 05, 2017 12:00 pm

by Fuzzy Zack Fri May 05, 2017 12:13 pm

Look at you guys with your humourous but clearly insecure replies. Lol!

Wanking or any kind of ejaculation relieves stress. D'UH! Who knew? I'm sure they had a great time researching.

But it is treating the symptom and not a cure for stress or any other mental ailment.

Google need to adapt their sleeping pods into a fully functional wank/fap station, unisexual naturally.

by Guest Fri May 05, 2017 12:15 pm

Fuzzy Zack wrote:Look at you guys with your humourous but clearly insecure replies. Lol!

Wanking or any kind of ejaculation relieves stress. D'UH! Who knew? I'm sure they had a great time researching.

But it is treating the symptom and not a cure for stress or any other mental ailment.

Google need to adapt their sleeping pods into a fully functional wank/fap station, unisexual naturally.

How is it insecure to have a laugh about wanking?

Are you saying people are anxious about wanking or not confident, when they have sex?

by Guest Fri May 05, 2017 12:16 pm

Also are you claiming wanking is the only and best way to relieve stress?

by Fuzzy Zack Fri May 05, 2017 2:10 pm

Thorin wrote:
Fuzzy Zack wrote:Look at you guys with your humourous but clearly insecure replies. Lol!

Wanking or any kind of ejaculation relieves stress. D'UH! Who knew? I'm sure they had a great time researching.

But it is treating the symptom and not a cure for stress or any other mental ailment.

Google need to adapt their sleeping pods into a fully functional wank/fap station, unisexual naturally.

How is it insecure to have a laugh about wanking?

Are you saying people are anxious about wanking or not confident, when they have sex?

Never said it was insecure to laugh about wanking. Actually helps if you can laugh and wank at the same time. Natural wrist motion and all that.

I've never known any "guy" anxious about wanking unless his mums in the next room. And guys are either lack confidence or have too much confidence when they have sex.

by Fuzzy Zack Fri May 05, 2017 2:12 pm

Thorin wrote:Also are you claiming wanking is the only and best way to relieve stress?

No, sex is better.

Massage is a close third.

I pick my nose. And fart.

by Fred Moletrousers Fri May 05, 2017 5:05 pm

Fuzzy Zack wrote:
Thorin wrote:Also are you claiming wanking is the only and best way to relieve stress?

No, sex is better.

Massage is a close third.

I pick my nose. And fart.

At the same time or separately?

by Original Quill Fri May 05, 2017 5:34 pm

Fred Moletrousers wrote:
Fuzzy Zack wrote:

No, sex is better.

Massage is a close third.

I pick my nose. And fart.

At the same time or separately?

Only when you use your toes...bound to happen.

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by eddie Fri May 05, 2017 6:26 pm

I'm not too sure I'd be that desperate that I'd have to nip off and have a wank. Isn't it better to think all day then go home and have a great session if you have a partner, or a great session even if you don't?

It's a pretty dumb idea. And I wouldn't be sharing my stapler with anyone after they'd had a wank. No siree bob.

by Fred Moletrousers Fri May 05, 2017 7:35 pm

Original Quill wrote:
Fred Moletrousers wrote:

At the same time or separately?

Only when you use your toes...bound to happen.

Oh my God...I should be so dexterous at my age!

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