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Re: This is so ridiculous
by magica Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:17 pm
I saw these in the supermarket Monday. I picked it up to see what it was. I couldn't believe it. What a load of rubbish.
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Re: This is so ridiculous
by eddie Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:42 pm
It's just beyond ridiculous. You spray this stuff in the toilet to mask the smell of your shit!
The advert is cringeworthy too.
Can't believe anyone would buy this.
The advert is cringeworthy too.
Can't believe anyone would buy this.
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Re: This is so ridiculous
by 'Wolfie Wed Mar 15, 2017 1:42 am
The "power (i.e. influence) of modern day marketing" !!!
Trying to convince people to buy some pointless new product that they didn't even realise that they so desperately need.. ("How did we ever live without 'it' ?")
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Re: This is so ridiculous
by Original Quill Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:10 am
magica wrote:I saw these in the supermarket Monday. I picked it up to see what it was. I couldn't believe it. What a load of rubbish.
Did you wash your hands? Don't mean to be rude, Mage...but you never know where they've been.
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Re: This is so ridiculous
by magica Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:57 pm
Original Quill wrote:magica wrote:I saw these in the supermarket Monday. I picked it up to see what it was. I couldn't believe it. What a load of rubbish.
Did you wash your hands? Don't mean to be rude, Mage...but you never know where they've been.
Lol I used a wet wipe
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Re: This is so ridiculous
by HoratioTarr Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:20 pm
Angry Andy wrote:Hopkins uses that as breath freshener.
You're getting old now. And boring.
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Re: This is so ridiculous
by HoratioTarr Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:20 pm
magica wrote:I saw these in the supermarket Monday. I picked it up to see what it was. I couldn't believe it. What a load of rubbish.
Does it work though?
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Re: This is so ridiculous
by JulesV Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:50 pm
Angry Andy wrote:Hopkins uses that as breath freshener.
Funny you should say that. Katie Price (winner of Celebrity big brother) made specific complaints about Hopkin's dental hygiene. She said it was so bad that she wondered if old food was stuck between all her teeth.
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Re: This is so ridiculous
by Syl Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:18 pm
eddie wrote:I am actually lost for words.
I love the way he smiles in appreciation as he goes into the loo straight after she has done a poo.
I always remember a posh TV presenter named Katie Boyle who once said she masked toilet smells by lighting a match whilst she was on the toilet, said it cancelled out other smells......not sure if it works, I never have a box of matches handy when most in need.
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Re: This is so ridiculous
by eddie Thu Mar 16, 2017 3:57 pm
A lit match does work. My boss used to take them with him when he went in and took a shit.
I told him to stop eating fried food because his arse smelled like something crawled up there and died a really violent and surprising death.
I told him to stop eating fried food because his arse smelled like something crawled up there and died a really violent and surprising death.
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Re: This is so ridiculous
by Syl Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:27 pm
eddie wrote:A lit match does work. My boss used to take them with him when he went in and took a shit.
I told him to stop eating fried food because his arse smelled like something crawled up there and died a really violent and surprising death.
Controversial...but men do seem to eat stuff that makes them stink more than the average female, either that or it is really true that boys are made from slugs and snails and puppy dog tails.
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Re: This is so ridiculous
by Syl Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:59 pm
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Miasma....it's a lovely word, it should mean something more pleasant.
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Re: This is so ridiculous
by Fred Moletrousers Thu Mar 16, 2017 11:49 pm
I'd rather they didn't advertise the stuff on TV just when I'm starting my dinner.....nothing like a discussion on lavatory odours to completely ruin a chap's enjoyment of his bangers and mash with onion gravy.
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