These Are The Gross Things Couples Do When They’re Alone Together

by Guest Sat Mar 11, 2017 5:51 pm

With great love comes great grossness.
Couples on Reddit have been sharing the most disgusting things they do together and they’re enough to make us consider a life of celibacy.
If you think you and your beau are grim, these guys take things to a whole new level.

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“She insists when I clean my ears that I show it to her. The more wax I have on the end of the Q-tip the better she likes it. Then of course she insists on showing me what she gets when she cleans her ears. It is a tad bizarre.”
- Xynomite

“One time my SO [significant other] and I had a grossest couple snapchat battle. Us and one other couple tried to top each other. We won by him ‘baby bird feeding’ me some pie.”
- Hunny_Bunny20

“I passed out when I had diarrhoea. My husband came in and wiped my mud butt and helped me get up.”
- sauerpatchkid

“Scratch our bits and hold our fingers in front of each other’s faces. She goes to lick my fingers every time now. I married her.”
- PM-ME-UR-KNICKERS

“He uses my toothbrush sometimes.”
- PopeSilliusBillius

“Couples who pop zits together stay together.”
- lovelylayout

“I farted once so badly she nearly threw up. Both of us look at this as a significant accomplishment in our early relationship.”
- skepticscorner

“I once popped a really infected ingrown hair that was right up in my girlfriend’s crotch. That was equally unpleasant for both of us.”
- kumran

“Sword fights with our pee. She has developed surprising hip dexterity from our battles.”
- XChronic

“We chill in the bathroom together when the other person is taking a shit so we don’t have to stop mid-conversation. One time she peed in the shower and I cupped it in my hand and splashed it on her.”
- Haxpy

“I check his belly button for lint before he showers. I’m super proud when it’s big one. I used to put them in a little box, but now I hold them up and have him blow and make a wish on it. When he makes me wish on it, he always asks if I wished for more lint.”
- wife-beast

“On two different occasions I’ve asked if he has a tissue or anything to put my gum in. He asked me to put it in his hand and then throws it in his mouth and chews it. Such a selfless man. Thanks baby.”
- primpandproper

“He pulls out my ingrown armpit hairs. It’s exactly as disgusting as it sounds.”
- nastywoman5ever

“My boyfriend and I put peanut butter on each other’s toes and have the dog lick it off. Way more fun when the recipient isn’t expecting it.”
- honeybeethunderdome

“We’re heavily involved in the size of our poops. We help inspect each other’s poops thoroughly, kneeling down into the toilet, sometimes reaching in to see how deep down it goes and take photos.”
- blisteredblue

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by eddie Sat Mar 11, 2017 5:56 pm

That's so intimate it makes me want to cry.

by eddie Sat Mar 11, 2017 6:04 pm

Saw this today. Seems fitting for this thread.

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by Guest Sat Mar 11, 2017 6:11 pm

eddie wrote:Saw this today. Seems fitting for this thread.

+1

by eddie Wed Mar 29, 2017 2:38 pm

Hahahahahahahaha

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by Syl Wed Mar 29, 2017 4:03 pm

Eeewww....some things I don't want to share, I don't care how much I love my OH.
I do pop an occasional blackhead for him, and he had a boil or something on his arse once and I tended to that
Poo is definitely off the agenda though..

by Original Quill Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:09 pm

Syl wrote:Eeewww....some things I don't want to share, I don't care how much I love my OH.
I do pop an occasional blackhead for him, and he had a boil or something on his arse once and I tended to that
Poo is definitely off the agenda though..

I sympathize, but it's all in the perception.

Probably the closest thing to pooing is delivering a baby. That's expelling something, and right next door. Yet they get doctors and nurses to watch, and even invite the husband in to celebrate and take pictures.

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Just a difference in context.

by eddie Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:13 pm

And sometimes, if you're one of the lucky ones, the woman gives birth and shits at the same time.

by Original Quill Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:16 pm

Haha...when you're pushing you don't stop to flip the switch.

by Syl Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:50 pm

When I had my son I was asked if a group of students could watch the proceedings....one fainted, I was sort of glad I couldn't see what she had. What a Face

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