What is your best chat up line?

eddie wrote:Following on from Blackie's erm, chat up line in another thread, I was wondering, what's yours?

Pretend I'm in a bar and throw your best at me - man or woman. Let's see what you got.

HoratioTarr wrote:

eddie wrote:Following on from Blackie's erm, chat up line in another thread, I was wondering, what's yours?

Pretend I'm in a bar and throw your best at me - man or woman. Let's see what you got.

I tend not to chat men up.   But if I were a deluded blerk I might say...

"I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U..."

or

'You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.'

or

'Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream. '

or

'There's a party in my pants and your invited.'

or

'Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning.'

or

'How much did it cost? You know, the surgery that made you so hot? '

or

'Damn girl, I'm gonna be all over you like a fat virgin on a man sandwich!'

nicko wrote:Hello darling,  do you fancy a fcuk?

[not really i'm not that crude]