Feeling Batches

Stormee wrote:In a major supermarket today a bloke was squeezing batches with his bare hand to test if they were fresh, he had left holes in the top crusts of 4 when I eventually called him one or two choice names, I could see two male staff watching him and they said nowt so I told them to fetch a manager, they just stood staring at me, one said, "look mate, if a manager comes this will all escalate, we will be in trouble and the bloke will not even get told off,  company policy, believe me".

I told them to take off the batches he handled and dump them, they did, I walked away the filthy bum still stood there.

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Stormee wrote:In a major supermarket today a bloke was squeezing batches with his bare hand to test if they were fresh, he had left holes in the top crusts of 4 when I eventually called him one or two choice names, I could see two male staff watching him and they said nowt so I told them to fetch a manager, they just stood staring at me, one said, "look mate, if a manager comes this will all escalate, we will be in trouble and the bloke will not even get told off,  company policy, believe me".

I told them to take off the batches he handled and dump them, they did, I walked away the filthy bum still stood there.

Was he an "unwhite"?

eddie wrote: Bet you'd like to see him brown bread

(That's rhyming slang for 'dead', for the Americans)

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Stormee wrote:In a major supermarket today a bloke was squeezing batches with his bare hand to test if they were fresh, he had left holes in the top crusts of 4 when I eventually called him one or two choice names, I could see two male staff watching him and they said nowt so I told them to fetch a manager, they just stood staring at me, one said, "look mate, if a manager comes this will all escalate, we will be in trouble and the bloke will not even get told off,  company policy, believe me".

I told them to take off the batches he handled and dump them, they did, I walked away the filthy bum still stood there.

Was he an "unwhite"?

Ben_Reilly wrote:

eddie wrote: Bet you'd like to see him brown bread

(That's rhyming slang for 'dead', for the Americans)

Ah, rhyming slang. May I ask one question about rhyming slang ... why? Did you all just get really bored one time?

eddie wrote:

Ben_Reilly wrote:

eddie wrote: Bet you'd like to see him brown bread

(That's rhyming slang for 'dead', for the Americans)

Ah, rhyming slang. May I ask one question about rhyming slang ... why? Did you all just get really bored one time?

I reckon so.... George killed the dragon and we cheered and went "Oh. What's next?"

And it actually takes longer to say a sentence, as each word replaced, becomes another two or three.

"He's brown bread because he fell down the apples and pairs"

"He fell down the stairs and died"

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Stormee wrote:In a major supermarket today a bloke was squeezing batches with his bare hand to test if they were fresh, he had left holes in the top crusts of 4 when I eventually called him one or two choice names, I could see two male staff watching him and they said nowt so I told them to fetch a manager, they just stood staring at me, one said, "look mate, if a manager comes this will all escalate, we will be in trouble and the bloke will not even get told off,  company policy, believe me".

I told them to take off the batches he handled and dump them, they did, I walked away the filthy bum still stood there.

Was he an "unwhite"?

Lord Foul wrote:

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Stormee wrote:In a major supermarket today a bloke was squeezing batches with his bare hand to test if they were fresh, he had left holes in the top crusts of 4 when I eventually called him one or two choice names, I could see two male staff watching him and they said nowt so I told them to fetch a manager, they just stood staring at me, one said, "look mate, if a manager comes this will all escalate, we will be in trouble and the bloke will not even get told off,  company policy, believe me".

I told them to take off the batches he handled and dump them, they did, I walked away the filthy bum still stood there.

Was he an "unwhite"?

No doubt if he was, you will defend his right to fondle batches at will, even with the hand that wipeth the arse.....

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Lord Foul wrote:

No doubt if he was, you will defend his right to fondle batches at will, even with the hand that wipeth the arse.....

No I wouldn't, just wanted to see if Stormee was trying to prove white supremacy yet again ...