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Post by HoratioTarr Sat Apr 09, 2016 12:12 pm

Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Plan G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

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Post by Guest Sat Apr 09, 2016 2:34 pm

I think I'm gonna keep that in mind!!!!!!

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Post by Original Quill Sat Apr 09, 2016 2:48 pm

Watch out for privatization.  You may wind up in the Matrix...

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Post by Guest Sat Apr 09, 2016 2:50 pm

I think we are already in that!

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Post by eddie Sat Apr 09, 2016 4:45 pm

Brilliant! Gonna steal this!
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Post by Syl Sat Apr 09, 2016 4:49 pm

HoratioTarr wrote:Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Plan G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

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lol!
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Post by Guest Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:46 pm

The only decision to make is which politician to shoot!

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Post by Victorismyhero Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:06 pm

stand em in a row and choose one at random
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Post by Guest Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:09 pm

Think the main contender is IDS, Cameron and Osborne running joint second.


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