Woman Stealing

A
> > very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store
> > .She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security
> > guard to the arresting officer who took her away. She complained and
> > criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.
> >
> > When
> > she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen
> > from the store.
> >
> > The
> > lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."
> >
> >
> > The
> > judge then asked why she had done it.
> >
> > She
> > replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."
> >
> > The
> > judge asked how many peaches were in the can.
> >
> > She
> > replied in a nasty tone, "Nine! But why do you care about that?"
> >
> > The
> > judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you
> > nine days in jail -- one day for each peach."
> >
> > As
> > the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering
> > husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.
> >
> > The
> > judge said, "Yes sir, what do you have to add?"
> >
> > The
> > husband said meekly, "Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas."
>

Stormee wrote:A
> > very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store
> > .She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security
> > guard to the arresting officer who took her away. She complained and
> > criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.
> >
> > When
> > she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen
> > from the store.
> >
> > The
> > lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."
> >
> >
> > The
> > judge then asked why she had done it.
> >
> > She
> > replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."
> >
> > The
> > judge asked how many peaches were in the can.
> >
> > She
> > replied in a nasty tone, "Nine! But why do you care about that?"
> >
> > The
> > judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you
> > nine days in jail -- one day for each peach."
> >
> > As
> > the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering
> > husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.
> >
> > The
> > judge said, "Yes sir, what do you have to add?"
> >
> > The
> > husband said meekly, "Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas."
>

Very funny Stormee