Talking Dog

Talking Dog for Sale. (Think about it!)

A man sees a sign outside a house-Talking Dog For Sale.

He rings the bell, the owner appears, and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.
The man sees a very nice Labrador lying there, contentedly gnawing at a bone.

" Do you really talk?" He asks the dog.
The Labrador drops the bone and replies,"Yes",

After recovering from hearing the dog talk, the man says, " So tell me your story. "
The Labrador looks up and says," Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was a pup, I wanted to help the government, so I approached the SAS.
In no time at all they had me jetting around from country to country sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders.

Because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping, I was one of the most valuable spies for eight years.
"However, jetting around really tired me out, and I knew that I wasn't getting any younger, so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some
undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening- in.

I uncovered some incredible plots and dealings and was awarded several medals.I got married,had a few puppies, and now I have just retired."
The man was amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

" Ten quid," the owner says." Ten quid."
" Ten quid, " says the man." But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why are you selling him so cheaply? "

"Because he's a lying bastard. He's never been out of the garden."