Wanted A Wee Wee

by Major Thu Jan 07, 2016 5:43 pm

I Went into a big store today and I wanted a we wee, I seen a sign and followed it, standing by the toilet alley entrance stood a security guard who said, "use that one there mate there is a prob with the gents" and said he was going to get a 'do not use sign' for the gents. I waited a minute for a bloke to come out, in I went.
As I came out this woman started shouting at me for using a disabled toilet, I thought it looked strange in there. I explained what happund, she refused to believe me. Just then the security bloke came back with a sign, he explained to her but she was nasty all over again and had a go at him.
Misrubul mare.

by eddie Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:18 pm

I always use the disabled toilets. They're normally cleaner.

by Syl Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:22 pm

You dont half meet some horrors when you are out and about Stormee. Shocked

I have to say on the odd occassion I have to use a public loo in this country they are usually in clean condition.
Department stores, restaurants and cafe's will usually check the loos at regular intervals.

by Major Thu Jan 07, 2016 6:48 pm

Syl wrote:You dont half meet some horrors when you are out and about Stormee.

I have to say on the odd occassion I have to use a public loo in this country they are usually in clean condition.
Department stores, restaurants and cafe's will usually check the loos at regular intervals.

I am a bit nosey quite often but not on this occasion.

by Ben Reilly Thu Jan 07, 2016 7:02 pm

I thought this was going to be discussion of Freud's theories of female psychology Smile

by Major Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:25 pm

If ya wanna see mega karziz, this is the place, gold everywhere, geeza comes and brushes you down and rubs your shoes, minimum 5 bucks sparrow.

This is the first hotel we stopped at when we came in from the desert from LA

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by Syl Fri Jan 08, 2016 3:38 pm

That looks plush but I would hate to be fussed about with when all I came in for was a wee. Razz

by Andy Fri Jan 08, 2016 4:31 pm

Stormee wrote:I Went into a big store today and I wanted a we wee, I seen a sign and followed it, standing by the toilet alley entrance stood a security guard who said, "use that one there mate there is a prob with the gents" and said he was going to get a 'do not use sign' for the gents. I waited a minute for a bloke to come out, in I went.
As I came out this woman started shouting at me for using a disabled toilet, I thought it looked strange in there. I explained what happund, she refused to believe me. Just then the security bloke came back with a sign, he explained to her but she was nasty all over again and had a go at him.
Misrubul mare.

Shame you didn't leave a huge,rancid smelling dreadnought for her to savour as she lowered herself down.
If she complained about that , tell her it was just as well it was your second turd of the day!