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John Kasich Hilariously Trolls Republican Presidential Rival Donald Trump.

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Post by Lurker Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:44 am

http://samuel-warde.com/2015/12/donald-trump-gets-trolled-by-john-kasich/

Republican presidential hopeful John Kasich trolled Donald Trump on Saturday, releasing a spoof press release announcing that Trump had selected Russian President Vladimir Putin as his running mate.
The press release began in typical Trump style:
In a bold and visionary move characteristic of everything he does, today terrific billionaire Donald Trump named Russian President Vladimi Putin as his running mate in the 2016 U.S. presidential campaign. Trump pledged that together with Putin he would “Make Tyranny Great Again.”
The statement continued, explaining that “Trump said he picked Putin to be his vice president for his strong approach to dealing with dissident, flexible approach to democracy, rule of law and the Constitution, and his willingness to regularly violate other countries [sic] territorial integrity in blatant violation of international law if it suited his aims.”
To lend an air of authenticity – and hilarity – to the announcement, the press released continued using authentic quotes from Trump and Putin from a back-and-forth serious of public compliments from last week:
“I think I would just get along very well with Vladimir Putin. I just think so. People say what do you mean? I just think we would,” said Trump.
Putin readily accepted Trump’s offer to serve on his ticket, saying: “He’s a really brilliant and talented person, without a doubt… he’s the absolute leader in the presidential race.”
The statements also “unveiled a new website for the dictatorial duo: Trump-Putin2016.com, as well as the Twitter feed @TrumpPutin,” that were actually set up by the Kasich campaign as part of the spoof.
The press release concluded in typical Trump fashion, noting that “Concerns that a Putin vice presidency is, well, illegal are just sour grapes from dummies not smart enough to think of it first.”

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