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Post by Guest Sun Oct 25, 2015 1:37 pm

Stormee wrote:[size=24]The Agony of Ageing[/size]
 
On the morning after the clocks were put back, I stopped in to visit my aging friend.
He was busy covering his private parts with black shoe polish.
I said to him,
"You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to have turned your clock back".

Very good Stormee The Agony Of Ageing Laugh10

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Post by Andy Sun Oct 25, 2015 2:07 pm

My agony is with luuurve action.
It used to be trice weekly.
In middle age it became tries weekly.
Nowadays it is tries weakly!
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Post by Andy Sun Oct 25, 2015 2:11 pm

Stormee wrote:[size=24]The Agony of Ageing[/size]
 
On the morning after the clocks were put back, I stopped in to visit my aging friend.
He was busy covering his private parts with black shoe polish.
I said to him,
"You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to have turned your clock back".

Reminds me of when the BBC sports reporter Des Lynam announced "Now for the cock sucker results"
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Post by nicko Sun Oct 25, 2015 2:17 pm

When I was young and in my prime
I used to do it all the time
now i'm getting old and grey
I only do it once a day!
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Post by Andy Sun Oct 25, 2015 2:23 pm

nicko wrote:When I was young and in my prime
I used to do it all the time
now i'm getting old and grey
I only do it once a day!

Lol!
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Post by Guest Sun Oct 25, 2015 2:27 pm

nicko wrote:When I was young and in my prime
I used to do it all the time
now i'm getting old and grey
I only do it once a day!

Lucky Mrs Nicko!!! The Agony Of Ageing Thumbs27

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