Husband Convicted Of "Dutch Oven" Manslaughter
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Husband Convicted Of "Dutch Oven" Manslaughter
This happened in 2007:
http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/Mr Brian Flannery was convicted of 2nd Degree Manslaughter today at Peckham Crown Court, receiving a 5 year suspended sentence for the accidental death of his wife, Gloria Flannery, by toxic suffocation, after he gave her a 'Dutch Oven' that went, as the Judge described it, 'horribly, horribly wrong'.
The case for the prosecution argued for the charge of Murder, putting it to the court that, late one weekday evening as Mrs Flannery was reading a Jackie Collins novel in bed and unwinding for sleep, she was suddenly and forcibly pinned under the duvet by Mr Flannery, who sealed the edges with his weight while simultaneously releasing an enormous bolus of flatulence, which displaced all the available oxygen so that Mrs Flannery passed out nearly instantly, and was dead within 30 seconds.
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And some people still insist there's a god. I don't think a loving god would let people die from inhaling someone's fart, or let the farter get manslaughter for it. It's one of those things that's so hard not to laugh at and feel like a horrible person ...
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What a flippin idiot apart from anything else.
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Seem like an '' Half baked'' idea to me.
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So many jokes come to mind and each one makes me feel guilty. I can't imagine what Mr. Flannery is going through right now. Put yourselves in his shoes and try to imagine how you would feel if, while joking around, you accidentally killed the one you love the most.
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