Ladies, a very personal question
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Ladies, a very personal question
Hi girls, I wasn't sure which topic to put this. But, here goes:
When we greet friends and/or family we usually lean forward and give a kiss on the cheek, but one lady friend of ours not only leans over to give a kiss, but pushes her whole body tightly into mine, yes, even below the belt. It's as though she wants to feel my parts below the belt. Hope you don'e mind me asking but what are your thoughts on that?
When we greet friends and/or family we usually lean forward and give a kiss on the cheek, but one lady friend of ours not only leans over to give a kiss, but pushes her whole body tightly into mine, yes, even below the belt. It's as though she wants to feel my parts below the belt. Hope you don'e mind me asking but what are your thoughts on that?
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Well she's obviously wanting to feel your penis against her and if I were you, and it makes you feel uncomfortable, then I'd actually put my hands on her shoulders and actually hold her at bay.
If a woman friend did that to my OH I'd say something to her or I'd push myself against her when she kissed me and whisper in her ear "Do this to my hubby again and I'll cut your nipples off....okay?"
If a woman friend did that to my OH I'd say something to her or I'd push myself against her when she kissed me and whisper in her ear "Do this to my hubby again and I'll cut your nipples off....okay?"
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darknessss wrote:miaow........eddie....
Hahahaha I kind of toned it down for star actually
My thoughts are far more revolting than that
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Hi Eddie, thanks for the reply. That's just what I thought, she wants to feel it, therefore, being the randy old sod I am, I shall respond in like manner, and push well into her and see what reaction I get. She's a bit younger than I am and her husband hasn't been well for some time, diabetes I believe. So, perhaps she isn't getting any satisfaction from him.
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stardesk wrote:Hi Eddie, thanks for the reply. That's just what I thought, she wants to feel it, therefore, being the randy old sod I am, I shall respond in like manner, and push well into her and see what reaction I get. She's a bit younger than I am and her husband hasn't been well for some time, diabetes I believe. So, perhaps she isn't getting any satisfaction from him.
If you're not married star then grab her arse and stick your finger up it Hahahaha
She'll either back off or you'll have something to remember her by later
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Thanks Eddie, lol, perhaps a little pressure for starters to see what reaction I get. I did hear some time ago that women like it up the bum, don't know why though.
Logging off now, catch you tomorrow. Byee.
Logging off now, catch you tomorrow. Byee.
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stardesk wrote:Thanks Eddie, lol, perhaps a little pressure for starters to see what reaction I get. I did hear some time ago that women like it up the bum, don't know why though.
Well,I'm far too much of a lady to answer that of course.
You could always say to her: "Yes that is a gun in my pocket, and I don't fire blanks bitch"
Good,luck and please, let me know what turns up!!!
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stardesk wrote:Hi girls, I wasn't sure which topic to put this. But, here goes:
When we greet friends and/or family we usually lean forward and give a kiss on the cheek, but one lady friend of ours not only leans over to give a kiss, but pushes her whole body tightly into mine, yes, even below the belt. It's as though she wants to feel my parts below the belt. Hope you don'e mind me asking but what are your thoughts on that?
Push back and frighten the life out of her lol
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stardesk wrote:Hi girls, I wasn't sure which topic to put this. But, here goes:
When we greet friends and/or family we usually lean forward and give a kiss on the cheek, but one lady friend of ours not only leans over to give a kiss, but pushes her whole body tightly into mine, yes, even below the belt. It's as though she wants to feel my parts below the belt. Hope you don'e mind me asking but what are your thoughts on that?
To get a handle on these things I always like to check out the actual source Star so if you don't mind can I have her phone number please?
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stardesk wrote:Hi girls, I wasn't sure which topic to put this. But, here goes:
When we greet friends and/or family we usually lean forward and give a kiss on the cheek, but one lady friend of ours not only leans over to give a kiss, but pushes her whole body tightly into mine, yes, even below the belt. It's as though she wants to feel my parts below the belt. Hope you don'e mind me asking but what are your thoughts on that?
Hi my Gorgeous East Anglian buddy xxx
Hope you and yours are well. So, still got the ladies falling at your feet hey???! I'm surprised wifey hasn't engaged the HWB
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Evening folks. Hi FTL, glad to see you back. Am I well? Not really, I had an operation on a stomach hernia 10 days ago and it's still a bit sore. Oh well, keep taking the pain killers.
If wifey saw what was happening she'd probably clonk the lady with the dreaded HWB
The next time I see the her I'm going to push hard into her and see what reaction I get. Naughty me, but a positive one I hope.
If wifey saw what was happening she'd probably clonk the lady with the dreaded HWB
The next time I see the her I'm going to push hard into her and see what reaction I get. Naughty me, but a positive one I hope.
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Is your wife happy for you to do this?
As the woman may well take that as an invite to take things further?
Just be careful. I'd say you're better off letting the wife do it to her and give a friendly little whisper in her ear...
As the woman may well take that as an invite to take things further?
Just be careful. I'd say you're better off letting the wife do it to her and give a friendly little whisper in her ear...
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Lol, hi Eddie. The thought is there even if the intention isn't. It's a male ego thing, believing we're desired by other females. I may have it all wrong and it's just the lady's way of saying hello. It's nice though.
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carefull star
If she does it to you she's "just being friendly"
if you do it to her you are "assaulting her"
If she does it to you she's "just being friendly"
if you do it to her you are "assaulting her"
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darknessss wrote:carefull star
If she does it to you she's "just being friendly"
if you do it to her you are "assaulting her"
This is very true
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stardesk wrote:Hi girls, I wasn't sure which topic to put this. But, here goes:
When we greet friends and/or family we usually lean forward and give a kiss on the cheek, but one lady friend of ours not only leans over to give a kiss, but pushes her whole body tightly into mine, yes, even below the belt. It's as though she wants to feel my parts below the belt. Hope you don'e mind me asking but what are your thoughts on that?
take her stick off her and kick her guide dog that should stop her...
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Well well, bless my smelly wellies, it's HF back in the fold. How are you my old adversary? Keeping well I hope.
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stardesk wrote:Well well, bless my smelly wellies, it's HF back in the fold. How are you my old adversary? Keeping well I hope.
very well indeed thank you star, I hope you are very well also, it has been some time...
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eddie wrote:Well she's obviously wanting to feel your penis against her and if I were you, and it makes you feel uncomfortable, then I'd actually put my hands on her shoulders and actually hold her at bay.
If a woman friend did that to my OH I'd say something to her or I'd push myself against her when she kissed me and whisper in her ear "Do this to my hubby again and I'll cut your nipples off....okay?"
Nice eddie!
Or if she did it to a good friend of mine, I'd leave the nipple thing out though.
Women have no right to grope a man, what you described was really indecent and could be considered as an assault.
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eddie wrote:darknessss wrote:carefull star
If she does it to you she's "just being friendly"
if you do it to her you are "assaulting her"
This is very true
No, it is not friendly this is assault.
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