Candy Bar Resume
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Candy Bar Resume
Using the tagline, “Credentials that will satisfy any organization’s appetite,” Begley sold himself on the bar as an “experienced marketing professional” with a serving size of “1 career.” Instead of calories the bar listed his education level, MBA, and instead of vitamin counts, the bar’s label touted Begley’s 110% work ethic, 100% communication and 100% versatility, among others.
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2013/02/ny-mans-candy-bar-resume-lands-job/
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I guess I'm the only one that found this clever and amusing.
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