Creepy-ass company!

by Ben Reilly Thu Mar 19, 2015 7:15 am

I got this e-mail from a company that signed me up to its e-mail list when I ordered from them years ago:

WAS IT SOMETHING WE SAID?

We just checked, and it looks like you haven't been interested in us for a while.

Did we do something wrong, did you find another brand of XXXXXX?

Oh, maybe it's one of those "it's not you, it's me" situations.

RELATIONSHIPS ARE HARD

We don't give up that easy and we are going to fight to get you back.

EXCLUSIVE FREE SHIPPING OFFER

We are just going to leave this here for you.

Motherfucker, "this" better not be a dead bird or something.

by Guest Thu Mar 19, 2015 7:17 am

Ben_Reilly wrote:I got this e-mail from a company that signed me up to its e-mail list when I ordered from them years ago:

WAS IT SOMETHING WE SAID?

We just checked, and it looks like you haven't been interested in us for a while.

Did we do something wrong, did you find another brand of XXXXXX?

Oh, maybe it's one of those "it's not you, it's me" situations.

RELATIONSHIPS ARE HARD

We don't give up that easy and we are going to fight to get you back.

EXCLUSIVE FREE SHIPPING OFFER

We are just going to leave this here for you.

Motherfucker, "this" better not be a dead bird or something.

next it will be a horses head on the pillow Shocked

by Ben Reilly Thu Mar 19, 2015 7:18 am

korban dallas wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:I got this e-mail from a company that signed me up to its e-mail list when I ordered from them years ago:

WAS IT SOMETHING WE SAID?

We just checked, and it looks like you haven't been interested in us for a while.

Did we do something wrong, did you find another brand of XXXXXX?

Oh, maybe it's one of those "it's not you, it's me" situations.

RELATIONSHIPS ARE HARD

We don't give up that easy and we are going to fight to get you back.

EXCLUSIVE FREE SHIPPING OFFER

We are just going to leave this here for you.

Motherfucker, "this" better not be a dead bird or something.
next it will be a horses head on the pillow