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Post by veya_victaous Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:18 am

“So all those people who rag on the old stormtroopers, ‘you know, the armour doesn’t do this, it doesn’t do that’ … it stopped the snake bite and probably saved my life today.”
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The King Brown is one of Australia’s deadliest snakes, and causes more snakebite deaths in Australia than any other.


So you want some sort of Explanation as to Why a Storm trooper is in the out back Cool
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47-year-old former soldier Loxley left Melbourne in 2013 on a 15,000km journey to raise $100,000 for the Monash Children’s Hospital. Dubbed “Australia’s answer to Chuck Norris,” on Tuesday Loxley came across what he thought was a dead snake on the road shortly after leaving Yalboroo, north of Mackay – it turned out to be very much alive and “vicious”.
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When he’s not fighting off snakes, the stormtrooper likes to relax with a spot of fishing.
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Post by Ben Reilly Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:30 am

Australia's answer to Chuck Norris? What the fuck has Chuck Norris ever done that wasn't a special effect for a movie?

Just a Hollywood martial artist with excessive back hair ...

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Post by veya_victaous Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:46 am

Not sure, it was from the source. Neutral
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Post by Original Quill Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:45 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:Australia's answer to Chuck Norris? What the fuck has Chuck Norris ever done that wasn't a special effect for a movie?

Just a Hollywood martial artist with excessive back hair ...

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Hey!! Chuck Norris and I used to work out in the same financial district, San Francisco gym. He's really a quiet, diffident sort. I kinda coached 'em on free weights.

@veya: He never really says it was a brown snake.


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Post by veya_victaous Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:45 pm

well king browns live there and are common and will chase humans (unlike other snakes)

And just realised I forgot the source

http://www.buzzfeed.com/simoncrerar/the-force-is-strong#.ymOqVvjD2p
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Post by Guest Fri Jan 16, 2015 12:01 am

veya_victaous wrote:well king browns live there and are common and will chase humans (unlike other snakes)

And just realised I forgot the source

http://www.buzzfeed.com/simoncrerar/the-force-is-strong#.ymOqVvjD2p

pale affraid erm......how fast can they squirm...... affraid

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Post by veya_victaous Fri Jan 16, 2015 12:08 am

Fast walking speed over distance
but blindingly fast over their own body length  pale  pale  pale



they seem to know they are super venomous between number 2nd and 5th in the world depending on the scale used (be irrelevant when your talking how many fully grown men one bite worth of venom could kill
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Post by veya_victaous Fri Jan 16, 2015 12:21 am

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Post by Guest Fri Jan 16, 2015 12:24 am

ummm......pass...

is their toxin one of the "nanogram" toxins like the sea snakes and the tetrodo toxin of the puffer fish?

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Post by veya_victaous Fri Jan 16, 2015 12:36 am

myotoxins. The LD50 is 2.38 mg/kg subcutaneous.[4] Its venom is not particularly toxic to mice, but it is produced in huge quantities. The average tiger snake produces around 10–40 mg when milked. By comparison, a large king brown snake may deliver 150 mg in one bite.

Black snake antivenom is used to treat bites from this species, after a CSL venom detection kit has returned a conclusive result for mulga snake envenomation, and there are signs that antivenom use is required.

Venomous snakes normally only attack humans when disturbed. Mulga snakes have, however, been noted to bite people who were asleep at the time

apparently also textilotoxin but they don't know what that exactly does.
and a postsynaptic neurotoxin called pseudonajatoxin which seem like it just for the overkill, slow but permanent damage seems a bit excessive when you should be dead by one of the other toxins already Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Post by Guest Fri Jan 16, 2015 12:45 am

ughhh...nice....not

what is it about aussie wild life......

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Post by veya_victaous Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:14 am

OK Storm-troopers are the Real Heroes
A real life result of the 501st legion


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