No female ejaculation, please, we’re British: a history of porn and censorship

It has a biblical ring to it, the sound of a Seder as the leader recites the 10 plagues that God visited upon Egypt: Spanking… Caning… Aggressive whipping… Penetration by any object 'associated with violence'… Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)… Urolagnia… Female ejaculation… Strangulation… Facesitting… Fisting…

Though this compendium is strangely lacking in frogs or any other animals (perhaps they’re catalogued elsewhere), it is a list of the new pornography restrictions that the UK government—through the Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014, something I’d never heard of before today—introduced on 1 December to 'safeguard children.' Which is the same reason five major UK Internet service providers (ISPs) gave for blocking my own website, even though it’s more about literature, publishing, and current affairs than it is about pornography. (Most of these ISPs unblocked the site when I told them that there were no words on it that could be 'deemed sensitive to a young audience.')


http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/features/no-female-ejaculation-please-were-british-a-history-of-porn-and-censorship-9903054.html

please didge! I've only just finished eating my salmon!

Salmon!? At a time like this??

Haha, I first read that as "faceshitting." Which I'm sure, somewhere in some dark, seedy corner of the world, is a thing ...

Original Quill wrote: Salmon!?  At a time like this??  

It was dinner time!