The Picture Jokes thread

by veya_victaous Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:26 am

First topic message reminder :

why can I imagine Quill having this conversation with one(at least Cool

) of his clients in the past
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by eddie Mon Aug 29, 2016 6:38 pm

Original Quill wrote:Is it a cake? I thought it was a crib.

On closer inspection I think you're right quill!

by Ben Reilly Mon Aug 29, 2016 9:32 pm

eddie wrote:I'm still laughing as Dorothy and Toto

Ben that was bloody funny

And Veya, if you lived near me you'd see me singing and dancing around my local supermarket whilst throwing things in my shopping trolley....
That song is one of my all-time favourites too.

Oddly, Dorothy is the subject of another of my favorite picture jokes:

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by Lurker Mon Aug 29, 2016 10:08 pm

eddie wrote:Hey lurker! How are you?

I'm OK. How are you?

by Lurker Mon Aug 29, 2016 10:13 pm

Original Quill wrote:Is it a cake? I thought it was a crib.

I'm not sure, now. Wink

by veya_victaous Tue Aug 30, 2016 12:49 am

eddie wrote:
Original Quill wrote:Is it a cake? I thought it was a crib.

On closer inspection I think you're right quill!

wow eddie
you are like those bears
Babies as cake decoration
Shocked

by veya_victaous Tue Aug 30, 2016 6:31 am

by Original Quill Tue Aug 30, 2016 4:49 pm

by Lurker Wed Aug 31, 2016 9:43 pm

by eddie Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:59 pm

I think it's a crib.
Im in trauma now because I thought it was a cake and I got hungry Shocked

by Lurker Thu Sep 01, 2016 9:46 pm

by Guest Sat Sep 03, 2016 4:23 pm

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Wasn't referring to you Ben The Picture Jokes thread - Page 14 Innoce10

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by eddie Sat Sep 03, 2016 6:57 pm

by eddie Tue Sep 06, 2016 11:43 am

by Lurker Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:09 am

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I'll vouch for "Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe." I know someone arrested for sodomy, and they got charges reduced to following too closely.

by Original Quill Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:59 am

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Once in a lifetime it comes along.

by Guest Fri Sep 09, 2016 7:15 pm

by Ben Reilly Fri Sep 09, 2016 7:31 pm

by Lurker Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:08 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:

Seriously? SMH If my hands were FULL of penis, I'd be bragging.

by eddie Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:12 pm

Yeah I gave him a green. I was impressed.

by HoratioTarr Sat Sep 10, 2016 12:27 am

by Guest Tue Sep 13, 2016 7:58 pm

by veya_victaous Wed Sep 14, 2016 1:57 am

by Lurker Sat Sep 17, 2016 4:43 pm

by veya_victaous Mon Sep 19, 2016 3:29 am

by eddie Tue Sep 20, 2016 4:58 pm

by Lurker Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:09 pm

veya_victaous wrote:

I doubt if they are smart enough to even ride a bicycle.

by veya_victaous Thu Sep 22, 2016 4:50 am

by Lurker Fri Sep 23, 2016 2:53 pm

by Guest Fri Sep 23, 2016 3:34 pm

by Ben Reilly Sun Sep 25, 2016 6:54 pm

by eddie Sun Sep 25, 2016 7:16 pm

Hahahahahahaha brilliant

by Lurker Mon Sep 26, 2016 2:42 pm

by JulesV Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:21 pm

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Hahahaha

by eddie Mon Sep 26, 2016 6:19 pm

by eddie Fri Sep 30, 2016 2:00 pm

POLICE DEPARTMENT SHOOTING RANGE....

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by eddie Sun Oct 02, 2016 8:19 pm

by JulesV Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:13 am

A rather unfortunate optical illusion.

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by JulesV Wed Oct 05, 2016 9:26 pm

Trimmed off the right hand edge and the bottom edge of the pic now. Click on the spoiler below >

Spoiler:

by Lurker Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:09 pm

Singles ad that appeared in the Atlanta Journal:
"Single black female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl that loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips and cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call: xxx-xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta humane society about an 8-week old black Labrador Retriever.
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by veya_victaous Mon Oct 10, 2016 3:23 am

by Ben Reilly Mon Oct 10, 2016 5:22 pm

by eddie Mon Oct 10, 2016 6:05 pm

And pay them in tic tacs.

by veya_victaous Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:21 am

by veya_victaous Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:27 am

by Lurker Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:34 pm

by veya_victaous Thu Oct 13, 2016 5:21 am

by Lurker Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:48 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:

I can't believe the BS his supporters are coming up with to defend this cretin. Trump is the lowest common denominator of humanity. He has to have "Space Bugs" in his head. That is a reference to the TV show "Braindead" that I hope comes back next season. That show explains the Republican party very well.

by Ben Reilly Tue Oct 18, 2016 4:42 am

by veya_victaous Tue Oct 18, 2016 5:51 am

Lurker wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:

I can't believe the BS his supporters are coming up with to defend this cretin. Trump is the lowest common denominator of humanity. He has to have "Space Bugs" in his head. That is a reference to the TV show "Braindead" that I hope comes back next season. That show explains the Republican party very well.

http://www.pedestrian.tv/news/arts-and-culture/watch-the-chaser-ambushes-trump-voters-in-an-attem/76604d40-5910-4e73-bb0c-ae797e223cc4.htm

The Chaser has sent a couple of correspondents to the US to follow the Trump campaign as it winds its way towards the November 8th US Presidential Election, stopping off at a rally in Charlotte, North Carolina to discuss the appropriateness of Trump's "grab her by the pussy" comments.

The entire video is made up of three types of people. The first being people who have very clearly never been in a locker room defending Trump's comments as locker room talk.

The second being people goaded into saying a silly thing via the "Trump said this bad thing, would you agree it would be more appropriate if he said this slightly less bad thing instead?" cornering question, which is kind of the equivalent of asking someone if they would like to get punched in the face 15 times, or merely 14 times instead. One option is, sure, *less* bad, but quite obviously the best option is for it to not happen at all.

But the third, and the real doozy, is that smarmy fucker at 0:26 who leans into the mic and immediately rebuffs "Bill Clinton's a rapist" and then smugly smiles at the camera like he just landed the knockout blow on Conor McGregor.

there is a video at the link

by Lurker Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:31 pm

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