City of Kobane could fall to ISIS !!!!

Extremist Bag of Dicks fighting Kurdish rebels

As reported in a previous 10 Things, the terror group known as IS/ISIS/ISIL/Lovesexy/Hannah Montana/Extremist Bag of Dicks continue their campaign to capture the Kurdish town of Kobane. Reports indicate the battle could potentially be a win for the dickbags, with US airstrikes attempting to help. Fighting has become so desperate that a Kurdish fighter acted as a suicide bomber so she could blow up 10 dickheads.

Why is Kobane so important to the Extremist Bag of Dicks? It lies smack bang on the Syrian/Turkish border and, if caught outright, would let the dickbags control 60 miles of land to let in arms and fighters. This is why so many people are fighting for the town - it’s of critical importance symbolically and strategically.

A female Kurdish suicide bomber killed herself when attacking Isis militants on Sunday night as fighters strived to defend the key Syrian town of Kobani.

The woman, who is reportedly a commander in the Kurdish People’s Protection Unit, known as the YPG, broke into an Isis (also known as Islamic State) bastion on the eastern outskirts of Kobani and clashed with militants before detonating herself with a grenade, a monitoring group said on Sunday.

The attack was made during heavy clashes on Sunday, in which the town was pummelled by mortar fire from Isis militants.
The female suicide bomber has been identified as Arin Mirkan on social media, and her act marks the first known instance of a female Kurdish fighter carrying out a suicide attack, the UK-based monitoring group said.

Extremist bag of dicks pulls out of part of Kobane

US-led airstrikes and Syrian-Kurdish resistance has pushed IS/ISIS/ISIL/Chris Gaines/Extremist Bag of Dicks to the outskirts of Kobane.

Though the battles continue, it’s a positive and hopeful sign for the Kurdish town. Just the previous day the Turkish Prime Minister argued against airstrikes, predicting like a dumb jerk the town would completely fall to the dickbags on Tuesday.

In fact Turkey has been the focus of increased protests, with 12 people killed during protests around the country. Despite Turkey announcing they would fight the extremist bag of dicks and “all other terrorist organisations within the region” and sending tanks close to Kobane, the country has not engaged in any military action. Why the inaction with dickbags near their border? Because Turkey are more worried about Kurds gaining autonomy than they are with the dickbags.

Veya wrote:and I think since we allowed ISIS to rise by toppling Saddam we have a moral obligation to at least assist local force in removing them

nicko wrote:VEYA,  what would be your view on sending "troops on the ground" if they used only volunteers  

Original Quill wrote:

Veya wrote:and I think since we allowed ISIS to rise by toppling Saddam we have a moral obligation to at least assist local force in removing them

Kinda an inverse Wookiee life debt.