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Post by Guest Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:28 am

Why did god create the orgasm for women?



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So they could moan even when they were enjoying themselves!


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Post by Original Quill Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:57 pm

Perhaps she wasn't enjoying it as much as you think, vic. Lol.  It's a fine line.

While on the topic...has anyone ever had a woman fake an orgasm?

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Post by Guest Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:03 pm

Original Quill wrote:Perhaps she wasn't enjoying it as much as you think, vic.  Lol.  It's a fine line.

While on the topic...has anyone ever had a woman fake an orgasm?

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Post by Ben Reilly Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:06 pm

feelthelove wrote:
Original Quill wrote:Perhaps she wasn't enjoying it as much as you think, vic.  Lol.  It's a fine line.

While on the topic...has anyone ever had a woman fake an orgasm?

Not me womens orgasms Giggle89  How do you tell Quill and why would you fake it??? womens orgasms Think17

If your partner's feelings were easily hurt Smile
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Post by Guest Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:15 pm

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Not me womens orgasms Giggle89  How do you tell Quill and why would you fake it??? womens orgasms Think17

If your partner's feelings were easily hurt Smile

If you fake it once and you fall in love where do you go from there???? I hope you are not speaking from experience Ben!!!! womens orgasms Faint_18

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Post by Ben Reilly Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:21 pm

feelthelove wrote:
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feelthelove wrote:

Not me womens orgasms Giggle89  How do you tell Quill and why would you fake it??? womens orgasms Think17

If your partner's feelings were easily hurt Smile

If you fake it once and you fall in love where do you go from there???? I hope you are not speaking from experience Ben!!!! womens orgasms Faint_18

I am, to be honest. I had a girlfriend nearly two decades ago who just wasn't getting there, but was too timid to tell me about it for a long time. Really, I think a lot of people have been through this, which only goes to show the value of really open and honest communication -- the sort of conversation that starts, "I really really love you -- BUT ... " Smile
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Post by Andy Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:28 pm

I admit I have to fake my 3rd and 4th. Depended in on home, I have to fake my first two as well!
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Post by groomsy Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:14 am

victorisnotamused wrote:Why did god create the orgasm for women?


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So they could moan even when they were enjoying themselves!


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maybe you're not doing it right
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Post by Cass Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:35 am

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Post by Original Quill Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:51 am

Meg Ryan had big hair, didn't she?  Well it was the times.

I had a woman who didn't know how to do it, so even her fake was fake (I'll leave off the details).  Po girl, I guess she never had one.  Musta been embarrassing when she actually had one and learned how far off her fake was.  Lol.

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Post by Guest Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:30 am

Original Quill wrote:Meg Ryan had big hair, didn't she?  Well it was the times.

I had a woman who didn't know how to do it, so even her fake was fake (I'll leave off the details).  Po girl, I guess she never had one.  Musta been embarrassing when she actually had one and learned how far off her fake was.  Lol.

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Post by Guest Tue Aug 19, 2014 10:51 am

groomsy wrote:
victorisnotamused wrote:Why did god create the orgasm for women?


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So they could moan even when they were enjoying themselves!


seems appropriate atm........ Razz  Razz  Razz  Razz  Razz  Razz  Razz  Razz  Razz  Razz  Razz 

maybe you're not doing it right

you mean straight in with the cat o' nine tails ISNT the way to go????????

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Post by stardesk Tue Aug 19, 2014 11:12 am

Come on folks, surely if there's plenty of foreplay and you prime the girl properly she's going to enjoy it and have orgasms. I can honestly say, and to the best of my knowledge I never had a girl fake it with me. If they want to have sex with you in the first place then obviously they're looking forward to enjoying it as much as you. Don't just jump on, bang away and not consider the girl's feelings.

I recall two occasions, (2 different women, married), who I had sex with and both said, at the time of orgasm, 'I've never felt it like that before.' And they've wanted to go on and have more, more, more! Very much to my satisfaction too.

So, as I said, spend some time and thought to priming the girl. You don't make a coffee with cold water, you get the kettle on the boil.
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Post by Original Quill Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:52 pm

feelthelove wrote:
Original Quill wrote:Meg Ryan had big hair, didn't she?  Well it was the times.

I had a woman who didn't know how to do it, so even her fake was fake (I'll leave off the details).  Po girl, I guess she never had one.  Musta been embarrassing when she actually had one and learned how far off her fake was.  Lol.

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Lol.  I know I was getting it right, because she was getting it all wrong.  Of that I am certain.

No doubt, I could be fooled.  So can anyone.  There is no best of the best.  But, I tend not to fool around as much today--that is, not at all--so we know each other pretty well.

Besides...sometimes I have a headache.   womens orgasms Beaten   Lol.

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Post by Guest Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:05 pm

stardesk wrote:Come on folks, surely if there's plenty of foreplay and you prime the girl properly she's going to enjoy it and have orgasms. I can honestly say, and to the best of my knowledge I never had a girl fake it with me. If they want to have sex with you in the first place then obviously they're looking forward to enjoying it as much as you. Don't just jump on, bang away and not consider the girl's feelings.

I recall two occasions, (2 different women, married), who I had sex with and both said, at the time of orgasm, 'I've never felt it like that before.' And they've wanted to go on and have more, more, more! Very much to my satisfaction too.

So, as I said, spend some time and thought to priming the girl. You don't make a coffee with cold water, you get the kettle on the boil.

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Post by eddie Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:33 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
feelthelove wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

Not me womens orgasms Giggle89  How do you tell Quill and why would you fake it??? womens orgasms Think17

If your partner's feelings were easily hurt Smile

If you fake it once and you fall in love where do you go from there???? I hope you are not speaking from experience Ben!!!! womens orgasms Faint_18

I am, to be honest. I had a girlfriend nearly two decades ago who just wasn't getting there, but was too timid to tell me about it for a long time. Really, I think a lot of people have been through this, which only goes to show the value of really open and honest communication -- the sort of conversation that starts, "I really really love you -- BUT ... " Smile



She needed to masterbate.
Women who don't masterbate don't always know who to come.

I hate the word masterbate!  It sounds like a school teacher.

It's better to call: "doing the DJ"

Remember that nems? HAHAHAHAHA

Here's what I mean:
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Post by Original Quill Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:48 am

eddie wrote:
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I am, to be honest. I had a girlfriend nearly two decades ago who just wasn't getting there, but was too timid to tell me about it for a long time. Really, I think a lot of people have been through this, which only goes to show the value of really open and honest communication -- the sort of conversation that starts, "I really really love you -- BUT ... " Smile



She needed to masterbate.
Women who don't masterbate don't always know who to come.

I hate the word masterbate!  It sounds like a school teacher.

It's better to call: "doing the DJ"

Remember that nems? HAHAHAHAHA

Here's what I mean:
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Erm...I do, I do. But that's not why I write.

I agree with you about some quite legitimate words...and how they turn me off. I also think 'masturbate' could be a prettier word, and then it wouldn't have such a bad connotation. It sounds like a dog trainer checking into a motel.

My all time most despised word is 'penis'. Now I'm really proud of the cute guy, and I resent everyone calling him out just for peeing. The nerve! He's could be called a fuknis, and all the girls I've ever known would recall fond thoughts of him.

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Post by stardesk Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:45 am

FTL, fun, my love? Oh indeed and as hinted at earlier I get a lot of pleasure and satisfaction knowing the lady has also enjoyed it.

Look out honey, I'm on my way...er, which number did you live at?
Send hubby away on a business trip and I'll keep you company.   ::lovebanan:: ::::hug::::
Satisfaction guaranteed.
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Post by Guest Wed Aug 20, 2014 7:53 pm

stardesk wrote:FTL, fun, my love? Oh indeed and as hinted at earlier I get a lot of pleasure and satisfaction knowing the lady has also enjoyed it.

Look out honey, I'm on my way...er, which number did you live at?
Send hubby away on a business trip and I'll keep you company.   ::lovebanan:: ::::hug::::
Satisfaction guaranteed.

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Post by stardesk Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:19 pm

Hi my lovely lady. Yep, a new HWB and a bottle of wine, that'll keep her quiet while we dance (dance ???) the night away. Lol, chase you round the bedroom more like.

Ah, such sweet dreams.
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Post by Ben Reilly Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:57 am

stardesk wrote:FTL, fun, my love? Oh indeed and as hinted at earlier I get a lot of pleasure and satisfaction knowing the lady has also enjoyed it.

Look out honey, I'm on my way...er, which number did you live at?
Send hubby away on a business trip and I'll keep you company.   ::lovebanan:: ::::hug::::
Satisfaction guaranteed.

Agreed, show me a guy who can keep doing what he's doing while his partner is miserable and I'll show you one of the world's great selfish assholes Smile
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Post by Irn Bru Thu Aug 21, 2014 8:15 am

stardesk wrote:FTL, fun, my love? Oh indeed and as hinted at earlier I get a lot of pleasure and satisfaction knowing the lady has also enjoyed it.

Look out honey, I'm on my way...er, which number did you live at?
Send hubby away on a business trip and I'll keep you company.   ::lovebanan:: ::::hug::::
Satisfaction guaranteed.

Star, I take it that your services are free (except for expenses that is) and this is a social service you are providing or are you something like 'Rent-a-Dick'

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Post by xtras Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:06 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:Why did god create the orgasm for women?



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So they could moan even when they were enjoying themselves!


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stardesk wrote:Hi my lovely lady. Yep, a new HWB and a bottle of wine, that'll keep her quiet while we dance (dance ???) the night away. Lol, chase you round the bedroom more like.

Ah, such sweet dreams.

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