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womens orgasms
Why did god create the orgasm for women?
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So they could moan even when they were enjoying themselves!
seems appropriate atm........
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So they could moan even when they were enjoying themselves!
seems appropriate atm........
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Perhaps she wasn't enjoying it as much as you think, vic. Lol. It's a fine line.
While on the topic...has anyone ever had a woman fake an orgasm?
While on the topic...has anyone ever had a woman fake an orgasm?
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Original Quill wrote:Perhaps she wasn't enjoying it as much as you think, vic. Lol. It's a fine line.
While on the topic...has anyone ever had a woman fake an orgasm?
Not me How do you tell Quill and why would you fake it???
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feelthelove wrote:Original Quill wrote:Perhaps she wasn't enjoying it as much as you think, vic. Lol. It's a fine line.
While on the topic...has anyone ever had a woman fake an orgasm?
Not me How do you tell Quill and why would you fake it???
If your partner's feelings were easily hurt
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Not me How do you tell Quill and why would you fake it???
If your partner's feelings were easily hurt
If you fake it once and you fall in love where do you go from there???? I hope you are not speaking from experience Ben!!!!
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feelthelove wrote:Ben_Reilly wrote:feelthelove wrote:
Not me How do you tell Quill and why would you fake it???
If your partner's feelings were easily hurt
If you fake it once and you fall in love where do you go from there???? I hope you are not speaking from experience Ben!!!!
I am, to be honest. I had a girlfriend nearly two decades ago who just wasn't getting there, but was too timid to tell me about it for a long time. Really, I think a lot of people have been through this, which only goes to show the value of really open and honest communication -- the sort of conversation that starts, "I really really love you -- BUT ... "
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I admit I have to fake my 3rd and 4th. Depended in on home, I have to fake my first two as well!
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victorisnotamused wrote:Why did god create the orgasm for women?
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So they could moan even when they were enjoying themselves!
seems appropriate atm........
maybe you're not doing it right
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Meg Ryan had big hair, didn't she? Well it was the times.
I had a woman who didn't know how to do it, so even her fake was fake (I'll leave off the details). Po girl, I guess she never had one. Musta been embarrassing when she actually had one and learned how far off her fake was. Lol.
I had a woman who didn't know how to do it, so even her fake was fake (I'll leave off the details). Po girl, I guess she never had one. Musta been embarrassing when she actually had one and learned how far off her fake was. Lol.
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Original Quill wrote:Meg Ryan had big hair, didn't she? Well it was the times.
I had a woman who didn't know how to do it, so even her fake was fake (I'll leave off the details). Po girl, I guess she never had one. Musta been embarrassing when she actually had one and learned how far off her fake was. Lol.
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groomsy wrote:victorisnotamused wrote:Why did god create the orgasm for women?
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So they could moan even when they were enjoying themselves!
seems appropriate atm........
maybe you're not doing it right
you mean straight in with the cat o' nine tails ISNT the way to go????????
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Come on folks, surely if there's plenty of foreplay and you prime the girl properly she's going to enjoy it and have orgasms. I can honestly say, and to the best of my knowledge I never had a girl fake it with me. If they want to have sex with you in the first place then obviously they're looking forward to enjoying it as much as you. Don't just jump on, bang away and not consider the girl's feelings.
I recall two occasions, (2 different women, married), who I had sex with and both said, at the time of orgasm, 'I've never felt it like that before.' And they've wanted to go on and have more, more, more! Very much to my satisfaction too.
So, as I said, spend some time and thought to priming the girl. You don't make a coffee with cold water, you get the kettle on the boil.
I recall two occasions, (2 different women, married), who I had sex with and both said, at the time of orgasm, 'I've never felt it like that before.' And they've wanted to go on and have more, more, more! Very much to my satisfaction too.
So, as I said, spend some time and thought to priming the girl. You don't make a coffee with cold water, you get the kettle on the boil.
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feelthelove wrote:Original Quill wrote:Meg Ryan had big hair, didn't she? Well it was the times.
I had a woman who didn't know how to do it, so even her fake was fake (I'll leave off the details). Po girl, I guess she never had one. Musta been embarrassing when she actually had one and learned how far off her fake was. Lol.
Top tips to help you tell if you're getting it right
http://uk.askmen.com/dating/vanessa/20_love_secrets.html
PS - Don't forget to check out the Oral Sex Prep Guide ::D::
Lol. I know I was getting it right, because she was getting it all wrong. Of that I am certain.
No doubt, I could be fooled. So can anyone. There is no best of the best. But, I tend not to fool around as much today--that is, not at all--so we know each other pretty well.
Besides...sometimes I have a headache. Lol.
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stardesk wrote:Come on folks, surely if there's plenty of foreplay and you prime the girl properly she's going to enjoy it and have orgasms. I can honestly say, and to the best of my knowledge I never had a girl fake it with me. If they want to have sex with you in the first place then obviously they're looking forward to enjoying it as much as you. Don't just jump on, bang away and not consider the girl's feelings.
I recall two occasions, (2 different women, married), who I had sex with and both said, at the time of orgasm, 'I've never felt it like that before.' And they've wanted to go on and have more, more, more! Very much to my satisfaction too.
So, as I said, spend some time and thought to priming the girl. You don't make a coffee with cold water, you get the kettle on the boil.
You sound like fun my Gorgeous East Anglian Buddy! xxx
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Ben_Reilly wrote:feelthelove wrote:Ben_Reilly wrote:feelthelove wrote:
Not me How do you tell Quill and why would you fake it???
If your partner's feelings were easily hurt
If you fake it once and you fall in love where do you go from there???? I hope you are not speaking from experience Ben!!!!
I am, to be honest. I had a girlfriend nearly two decades ago who just wasn't getting there, but was too timid to tell me about it for a long time. Really, I think a lot of people have been through this, which only goes to show the value of really open and honest communication -- the sort of conversation that starts, "I really really love you -- BUT ... "
She needed to masterbate.
Women who don't masterbate don't always know who to come.
I hate the word masterbate! It sounds like a school teacher.
It's better to call: "doing the DJ"
Remember that nems? HAHAHAHAHA
Here's what I mean:
Who gets it??
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eddie wrote:Ben_Reilly wrote:
I am, to be honest. I had a girlfriend nearly two decades ago who just wasn't getting there, but was too timid to tell me about it for a long time. Really, I think a lot of people have been through this, which only goes to show the value of really open and honest communication -- the sort of conversation that starts, "I really really love you -- BUT ... "
She needed to masterbate.
Women who don't masterbate don't always know who to come.
I hate the word masterbate! It sounds like a school teacher.
It's better to call: "doing the DJ"
Remember that nems? HAHAHAHAHA
Here's what I mean:
Who gets it??
Erm...I do, I do. But that's not why I write.
I agree with you about some quite legitimate words...and how they turn me off. I also think 'masturbate' could be a prettier word, and then it wouldn't have such a bad connotation. It sounds like a dog trainer checking into a motel.
My all time most despised word is 'penis'. Now I'm really proud of the cute guy, and I resent everyone calling him out just for peeing. The nerve! He's could be called a fuknis, and all the girls I've ever known would recall fond thoughts of him.
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FTL, fun, my love? Oh indeed and as hinted at earlier I get a lot of pleasure and satisfaction knowing the lady has also enjoyed it.
Look out honey, I'm on my way...er, which number did you live at?
Send hubby away on a business trip and I'll keep you company. ::lovebanan:: ::::hug::::
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Look out honey, I'm on my way...er, which number did you live at?
Send hubby away on a business trip and I'll keep you company. ::lovebanan:: ::::hug::::
Satisfaction guaranteed.
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stardesk wrote:FTL, fun, my love? Oh indeed and as hinted at earlier I get a lot of pleasure and satisfaction knowing the lady has also enjoyed it.
Look out honey, I'm on my way...er, which number did you live at?
Send hubby away on a business trip and I'll keep you company. ::lovebanan:: ::::hug::::
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Wahey! It's a date my Gorgeous East Anglian Buddy! xxx
Just one thing, what will we do about Wifey? Maybe we can distract her with a new HWB..................
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Hi my lovely lady. Yep, a new HWB and a bottle of wine, that'll keep her quiet while we dance (dance ???) the night away. Lol, chase you round the bedroom more like.
Ah, such sweet dreams.
Ah, such sweet dreams.
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stardesk wrote:FTL, fun, my love? Oh indeed and as hinted at earlier I get a lot of pleasure and satisfaction knowing the lady has also enjoyed it.
Look out honey, I'm on my way...er, which number did you live at?
Send hubby away on a business trip and I'll keep you company. ::lovebanan:: ::::hug::::
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Agreed, show me a guy who can keep doing what he's doing while his partner is miserable and I'll show you one of the world's great selfish assholes
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stardesk wrote:FTL, fun, my love? Oh indeed and as hinted at earlier I get a lot of pleasure and satisfaction knowing the lady has also enjoyed it.
Look out honey, I'm on my way...er, which number did you live at?
Send hubby away on a business trip and I'll keep you company. ::lovebanan:: ::::hug::::
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Star, I take it that your services are free (except for expenses that is) and this is a social service you are providing or are you something like 'Rent-a-Dick'
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victorisnotamused wrote:Why did god create the orgasm for women?
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So they could moan even when they were enjoying themselves!
seems appropriate atm........
if she isn't moaning you are doing something wrong
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stardesk wrote:Hi my lovely lady. Yep, a new HWB and a bottle of wine, that'll keep her quiet while we dance (dance ???) the night away. Lol, chase you round the bedroom more like.
Ah, such sweet dreams.
Chase??!! I willingly submit my Gorgeous East Anglian Buddy xxx
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