Doctors tell 34-year-old man he has just 100 orgasms left because of unique penis disorder
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Doctors tell 34-year-old man he has just 100 orgasms left because of unique penis disorder
Famously, Ernest Hemingway believed each man had a limited supply of orgasms in life and that it was necessary to space them out in order to preserve this most important resource. In most cases, Hemingway’s somewhat fanciful theory probably is not very wrong — after all, many men eventually become impotent due to any number of health and age-related causes — but now there’s the case of a 34-year-old man who says he knows with certainty the exact number of orgasms left to him. BroBible tells the compelling story of RLS, who has been diagnosed with idiopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa by his doctors, and as a result he has exactly 100, in his own words, “real, working, orgasm-capable erections remaining.”
Far and wide, this living nightmare has been reported by the media. “You cannot imagine the feeling,” RLS writes in a letter to BroBible. “I go in for what I think is a routine physical, and I’m blindsided. My whole life changes in an instant; like hearing you have six months to live.” RLS adds since the initial diagnosis, he’s “seen the full battery of experts and specialists who labeled his condition “idiopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa.”
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/doctors-tell-34-year-old-man-he-has-just-100-orgasms-left-because-of-unique-penis-disorder/
Far and wide, this living nightmare has been reported by the media. “You cannot imagine the feeling,” RLS writes in a letter to BroBible. “I go in for what I think is a routine physical, and I’m blindsided. My whole life changes in an instant; like hearing you have six months to live.” RLS adds since the initial diagnosis, he’s “seen the full battery of experts and specialists who labeled his condition “idiopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa.”
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/doctors-tell-34-year-old-man-he-has-just-100-orgasms-left-because-of-unique-penis-disorder/
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