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Post by gerber Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:17 pm

Who do you suggest......................
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Post by Irn Bru Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:22 pm

gerber wrote:Who do you suggest......................

You are my May Queen, Gerber.

Our bonnie lass from South of the border.
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Post by gerber Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:24 pm

Irn Bru wrote:
gerber wrote:Who do you suggest......................

You are my May Queen, Gerber.

Our bonnie lass from South of the border.

Darling love you to bits but being hawthorned is beyond me now........

Thought maybe Pussy Galore could fit the bill...... In a nice way...
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Post by Irn Bru Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:28 pm

gerber wrote:
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gerber wrote:Who do you suggest......................

You are my May Queen, Gerber.

Our bonnie lass from South of the border.

Darling love you to bits but being hawthorned is beyond me now........

Thought maybe Pussy Galore could fit the bill...... In a nice way...

Quite

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Post by Guest Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:30 pm

gerber wrote:
Irn Bru wrote:

You are my May Queen, Gerber.

Our bonnie lass from South of the border.

Darling love you to bits but being hawthorned is beyond me now........

Thought maybe Pussy Galore could fit the bill...... In a nice way...

Who is Pussy Galore?

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Post by Irn Bru Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:31 pm

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gerber wrote:
Irn Bru wrote:

You are my May Queen, Gerber.

Our bonnie lass from South of the border.

Darling love you to bits but being hawthorned is beyond me now........

Thought maybe Pussy Galore could fit the bill...... In a nice way...

Who is Pussy Galore?
From the James Bond movie I believe.
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Post by Guest Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:32 pm

Irn Bru wrote:
Catman wrote:

Who is Pussy Galore?
From the James Bond movie I believe.

Ah...OK.

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Post by gerber Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:51 pm

Catman wrote:
Irn Bru wrote:
From the James Bond movie I believe.

Ah...OK.

AKA

You you Muppett !!
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Post by Guest Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:51 pm

Well gerber ..if its a queen you want...ask catman....though you will get a bitter and twisted old queen, rather than a may queen.....

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Post by gerber Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:53 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:Well gerber ..if its a queen you want...ask catman....though you will get a bitter and twisted old queen, rather than a may queen.....

He is as Irn agrees............. Pussy Galore.....We are being nice BTW
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Post by Guest Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:55 pm

why?

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Post by gerber Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:57 pm

@ cause 9 out of ten say they prefer Whiskers. I is one of the 9......
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Post by Guest Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:06 pm

ahhh...they "tickle your fancy" do they  :::grouch:: 

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Post by Guest Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:12 pm

gerber wrote:@ cause 9 out of ten say they prefer Whiskers.  I is one of the 9......

Whiskers is shit, goes off quick and stinks the house out.

IAMS is the best food to give cats, along with plenty of water...and regular amounts of food off your own plate!  Laughing 

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Post by Guest Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:14 pm

One of our cats is now insisting to sleep on my pillow, i have three, so she sleeps on the back one.

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Post by Guest Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:17 pm

I have a cat that howls at my bedroom window to get in, we changed the cat flap to microchip only, because my cats don't like him.

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Post by Guest Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:18 pm

Our cats just sit at the window and glare at him.

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Post by Guest Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:23 pm

Catman wrote:
gerber wrote:@ cause 9 out of ten say they prefer Whiskers.  I is one of the 9......

Whiskers is shit, goes off quick and stinks the house out.

IAMS is the best food to give cats, along with plenty of water...and regular amounts of food off your own plate!  Laughing 

do a bit of googling catman....Now I'M NOT sure...BUT onion may cause problems for cats...I know it can for dogs
apparantly the stuff that makes onion taste of onion is not handled well by their body, and can sometimes cause some nasty problems with kidneys and blood chemistry....
there are other things in OUR diet that are NOT good for cats and dogs...chocolate for one is potentially deadly...grapes )and dried grapes ...sultanas and such, can in some dogs prove fatal (though I cant imagine a cat eating grapes....but i CAN imagine one eating raisins in a cake) Milk can be a problem for cats...some are ok with it...in others it causes severe diarhoea.....ewwwwwww.

look at what YOU are eating...and check up on t'internet if its ok for your pussies....

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Post by Guest Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:26 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:
Catman wrote:

Whiskers is shit, goes off quick and stinks the house out.

IAMS is the best food to give cats, along with plenty of water...and regular amounts of food off your own plate!  Laughing 

do a bit of googling catman....Now I'M NOT sure...BUT onion may cause problems for cats...I know it can for dogs
apparantly the stuff that makes onion taste of onion is not handled well by their body, and can sometimes cause some nasty problems with kidneys and blood chemistry....
there are other things in OUR diet that are NOT good for cats and dogs...chocolate for one is potentially deadly...grapes )and dried grapes ...sultanas and such, can in some dogs prove fatal (though I cant imagine a cat eating grapes....but i CAN imagine one eating raisins in a cake) Milk can be a problem for cats...some are ok with it...in others it causes severe diarhoea.....ewwwwwww.

look at what YOU are eating...and check up on t'internet if its ok for your pussies....

I'm not stupid.  Rolling Eyes 


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Post by Guest Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:38 pm

Catman wrote:
victorisnotamused wrote:

do a bit of googling catman....Now I'M NOT sure...BUT onion may cause problems for cats...I know it can for dogs
apparantly the stuff that makes onion taste of onion is not handled well by their body, and can sometimes cause some nasty problems with kidneys and blood chemistry....
there are other things in OUR diet that are NOT good for cats and dogs...chocolate for one is potentially deadly...grapes )and dried grapes ...sultanas and such, can in some dogs prove fatal (though I cant imagine a cat eating grapes....but i CAN imagine one eating raisins in a cake) Milk can be a problem for cats...some are ok with it...in others it causes severe diarhoea.....ewwwwwww.

look at what YOU are eating...and check up on t'internet if its ok for your pussies....

I'm not stupid.  Rolling Eyes 

Nor are many other people...who are not aware of which of our foods are good or bad for their animals



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Post by Guest Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:50 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:
Catman wrote:

I'm not stupid.  Rolling Eyes 

Nor are many other people...who are not aware of which of our foods are good or bad for their animals



Fair enough.

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Post by Cass Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:07 am

Garlic is another big no no especially for dogs
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Post by Guest Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:12 am

Cass wrote:Garlic is another big no no especially for dogs

They love the smell of it though, and I'm sure curry can't be good for them, but my dog positively drools when I make it!

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Post by Guest Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:14 am

Well, they've said that milk is no good for cats...But that's a load of bollax, since i was brought up with cats in the family, and it didn't do them any harm at all.

It was a ploy to get people to buy corporate cat milk...I always put down full cream milk for my cats now, and full cream milk is the best all round anyway!

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Post by Guest Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:15 am

What is this semi skimmed shit?

It tastes awful, much like water based!

Awful crap!

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Post by Cass Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:04 am

Sassy wrote:
Cass wrote:Garlic is another big no no especially for dogs

They love the smell of it though, and I'm sure curry can't be good for them, but my dog positively drools when I make it!

My dog drools every time I open a cupboard Smile
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Post by Guest Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:12 am

Cass wrote:
Sassy wrote:

They love the smell of it though, and I'm sure curry can't be good for them, but my dog positively drools when I make it!

My dog drools every time I open a cupboard Smile

Has your partner/husband been trained in the same way as well?

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Post by Ben Reilly Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:36 am

Catman wrote:What is this semi skimmed shit?

It tastes awful, much like water based!

Awful crap!

It is awful. Here in the U.S. we have more and more stores offering organic milk, which has a much better taste and takes a lot longer before it goes bad.

The skimmed stuff is usually 1 or 2 percent fat. Most people don't know that whole milk is just 3.5 percent fat -- it's really hardly any difference at all.
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Post by eddie Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:02 am

Ben_Reilly wrote:
Catman wrote:What is this semi skimmed shit?

It tastes awful, much like water based!

Awful crap!

It is awful. Here in the U.S. we have more and more stores offering organic milk, which has a much better taste and takes a lot longer before it goes bad.

The skimmed stuff is usually 1 or 2 percent fat. Most people don't know that whole milk is just 3.5 percent fat -- it's really hardly any difference at all.

Full fat milk is vile. I've never liked it, it makes tea taste too creamy.
I love skimmed milk. It has a lighter flavour and I prefer it.

I do like creamy coffee though and would rather have cream in that than milk.

Has anyone tried almond milk? It's got a lot of sugar in it so I wouldn't drink a lot of it, but it's lovely in porridge.
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Post by Guest Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:47 am

Ben_Reilly wrote:
Catman wrote:What is this semi skimmed shit?

It tastes awful, much like water based!

Awful crap!

It is awful. Here in the U.S. we have more and more stores offering organic milk, which has a much better taste and takes a lot longer before it goes bad.

The skimmed stuff is usually 1 or 2 percent fat. Most people don't know that whole milk is just 3.5 percent fat -- it's really hardly any difference at all.

I will not entertain skimmed milk at all, there's Cravendale milk, that taste's really good, but it's bit expensive so, that's one pint a week...Full fat milk is the best! Razz 

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Post by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 8:04 am

Catman wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:

It is awful. Here in the U.S. we have more and more stores offering organic milk, which has a much better taste and takes a lot longer before it goes bad.

The skimmed stuff is usually 1 or 2 percent fat. Most people don't know that whole milk is just 3.5 percent fat -- it's really hardly any difference at all.

I will not entertain skimmed milk at all, there's Cravendale milk, that taste's really good, but it's bit expensive so, that's one pint a week...Full fat milk is the best! Razz 

Hubby has a thing about Cravendale milk too although semi-skimmed.  I don't get it?  How can you taste the difference once you've added a shed load of strawberry milk shake to it???!! We need a May Queen Cow_mi12

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Post by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:25 am

Catman wrote:
gerber wrote:

Darling love you to bits but being hawthorned is beyond me now........

Thought maybe Pussy Galore could fit the bill...... In a nice way...

Who is Pussy Galore?

The daughter of Plenty O'Toole?

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Post by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:06 pm

BigAndy9 wrote:
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Who is Pussy Galore?

The daughter of Plenty O'Toole?

 lol! 

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Post by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:05 pm

Nems wrote:
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The daughter of Plenty O'Toole?

 lol! 

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Post by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:13 pm

feelthelove wrote:
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 lol! 

Ahhh I get it now We need a May Queen Bag_ov18We need a May Queen Giggl195

 Laughing 

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Post by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:21 pm

Nems wrote:
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Ahhh I get it now We need a May Queen Bag_ov18We need a May Queen Giggl195

 Laughing 

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Post by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:22 pm

feelthelove wrote:
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 Laughing 

I'm always a day or two behind on these things We need a May Queen Ashame71

Probably for the best with some of the things that get said on here!

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Post by Cass Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:19 pm

Catman wrote:
Cass wrote:

My dog drools every time I open a cupboard Smile

Has your partner/husband been trained in the same way as well?

Pretty much since I'm a good cook and he knows hes lucky.....still its slightly annoying when its the linen cupboard. Cool
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