Please join me in congratulating our FIRST APRIL FOOLS' PRANK, SUCKAS!!!!!!!!

by Ben Reilly Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:13 pm

First topic message reminder :

JD has been a very active member here, and I'm sure he'll make a great administrator as well. He and I have been communicating via PM, and he's very eager to get to work!

Congrats J.D.!!!

::ftlcheer:: ::ftlcheer:: ::ftlcheer:: ::ftlcheer:: ::ftlcheer:: ::ftlcheer:: ::ftlcheer:: ::ftlcheer::

And in congratulating all those who guessed it early on, though you almost ruined it!

JD and I concocted this idea last month, and I have to say it was quite fun, at least for us ::D:: ::D:: ::D::

For all those who have been traumatized, I sincerely apologize. I made a few changes to JD's account to make it look like he'd been made an admin, but he never really had the power to ban anybody or otherwise change the site. We even staged an argument in the incest thread! And told countless LIES!

APRIL FOOLS!!!

by David Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:02 pm

Catman wrote:
David wrote:
Pardon my English?

....I gave it a go!

you don't know why? cheers

by eddie Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:03 pm

Mange tout.

by Guest Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:04 pm

David wrote:
Catman wrote:

....I gave it a go!
you don't know why?

It's a Kylie song! Razz

by Guest Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:33 pm

Ahh... very good... I was reet taken in... I *did* start to twig with the introduction of rules which would have meant losing a quarter of the membership, but that wasn't for several hours.

by Lone Wolf Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:13 am

Didge wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:

It's 11:34 a.m. in Texas

Sorry buddy, its 17:34 here.

Good first attempt but you must remember the time difference

YOUR perception of their mistake is the correct one here, Didge...

BUT, don't forget that half the world is ahead of English time (Universal Time, or "Zulu hours", which replaced the former G.M.T. several years ago..).

IT was already Tuesday afternoon here when I had congratulated JD ~ and well into the early hours of Wednesday morning, "Zulu" time when Ben announced the "prank".. And though US_based, this is an international forum, is it not ?

IT was already after 4:00 am in Samoa ~ so technically, Ben and JD were only some 14+ hours late with their confession. pirat

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:17 am

Lone Wolf wrote:
Didge wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:

It's 11:34 a.m. in Texas

Sorry buddy, its 17:34 here.

Good first attempt but you must remember the time difference

YOUR perception of their mistake is the correct one here, Didge...

BUT, don't forget that half the world is ahead of English time (Universal Time, or "Zulu hours", which replaced the former G.M.T. several years ago..).

IT was already Tuesday afternoon here when I had congratulated JD ~ and well into the early hours of Wednesday morning, "Zulu" time when Ben announced the "prank".. And though US_based, this is an international forum, is it not ?

IT was already after 4:00 am in Samoa ~ so technically, Ben and JD were only some 14+ hours late with their confession.

Dude, it was April 1 somewhere! Smile

by SEXY MAMA Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:51 pm

Shit I missed all the fun!!!!

It was 'funny' though!

::D::

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:54 pm

SEXY MAMA wrote:Shit I missed all the fun!!!!

It was 'funny' though!

::D::

You didn't miss it - we checked you weren't around first.

Wink

Now - silence!

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:57 pm

No we didn't SM, BA is just pissed because he thought the 'three strikes rule' might be right.

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:59 pm

Sassy wrote:No we didn't SM, BA is just pissed because he thought the 'three strikes rule' might be right.

I'm reasonably sure you didn't have to explain that to her Sassy.

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:01 pm

I don't have to explain anything to SM, I was simply pointing out you were making it up without saying so, but if you like, I'll say so. SM, BA was making that up because he was pissed about the joke.

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:02 pm

BigAndy9 wrote:
Sassy wrote:No we didn't SM, BA is just pissed because he thought the 'three strikes rule' might be right.

I'm reasonably sure you didn't have to explain that to her Sassy.

Come on Andy...your one of the forum legends Smile

...what did you say about me on the mod prank on Flap?

It's ok I won't greet ! Laughing

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:09 pm

Joy Division wrote:
BigAndy9 wrote:

I'm reasonably sure you didn't have to explain that to her Sassy.

Come on Andy...your one of the forum legends

...what did you say about me on the mod prank on Flap?

It's ok I won't greet !

Fuck off.
Put that in your crack pipe you druggie

by SEXY MAMA Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:09 pm

Hahahaha!

I totally understand Sass and I know Andy is a WUM Wink

by SEXY MAMA Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:10 pm

BigAndy9 wrote:
SEXY MAMA wrote:Shit I missed all the fun!!!!

It was 'funny' though!

::D::

You didn't miss it - we checked you weren't around first.

Now - silence!

Shhhh! Be quiet and post your foreigner threads ::D::

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:11 pm

BigAndy9 wrote:
Joy Division wrote:

Come on Andy...your one of the forum legends

...what did you say about me on the mod prank on Flap?

It's ok I won't greet !

Fuck off.
Put that in your crack pipe you druggie

Thanks Andy!

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:12 pm

SEXY MAMA wrote:
BigAndy9 wrote:

You didn't miss it - we checked you weren't around first.

Now - silence!

Shhhh! Be quiet and post your foreigner threads ::D::

Well, if that isn't an invitation... Smile

by SEXY MAMA Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:18 pm

BigAndy9 wrote:
SEXY MAMA wrote:

Shhhh! Be quiet and post your foreigner threads ::D::

Well, if that isn't an invitation...

Didn't think you needed an invitation to post Andy ................................

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:20 pm

Andy's recovering from the distress of yesterday, after being given a strike!!

YES!!!! Laughing

by SEXY MAMA Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:23 pm

Joy Division wrote:Andy's recovering from the distress of yesterday, after being given a strike!!

YES!!!!

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:31 pm

SEXY MAMA wrote:
Joy Division wrote:Andy's recovering from the distress of yesterday, after being given a strike!!

YES!!!!

He apparently stormed off in the cream puff to Flap SM, he won't tell me what he said there!!or others ...but my lugs were burning Laughing

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:38 pm

Joy Division wrote:
SEXY MAMA wrote:

He apparently stormed off in the cream puff to Flap SM, he won't tell me what he said there!!or others ...but my lugs were burning

I said something along the lines of "you have revealed the interesting facts that you were a racist, a druggie and you sent naughty videos of you tugging your little walnut to female posters".

And the reason I went there was to see the big "announcement" - a huge anti-climax so far, as I'm sure you know.

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:48 pm

Joy Division wrote:
SEXY MAMA wrote:

He apparently stormed off in the cream puff to Flap SM, he won't tell me what he said there!!or others ...but my lugs were burning

I notice Didge hasn't been back on - you really wound him up!

::roglol::

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:01 pm

Tesstacious wrote:
Joy Division wrote:

He apparently stormed off in the cream puff to Flap SM, he won't tell me what he said there!!or others ...but my lugs were burning

I notice Didge hasn't been back on - you really wound him up!

::roglol::

..come to think of it Tess, I've not seen him since yesterday!!

Was he baging on about it on Flap Tess?..
Im sure he is adult enough to understand it was just a goof!

He better come back as I helped him get his job here! Laughing

It's fun how a wee prank like that can separate the men fae the wimmin!! Laughing

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 4:51 pm

Joy Division wrote:
Tesstacious wrote:

I notice Didge hasn't been back on - you really wound him up!

::roglol::

..come to think of it Tess, I've not seen him since yesterday!!

Was he baging on about it on Flap Tess?..
Im sure he is adult enough to understand it was just a goof!

He better come back as I helped him get his job here!

It's fun how a wee prank like that can separate the men fae the wimmin!!

Just checked Flap - his last post was 4am yesterday! You've done it now JD... :.3chuthluL/:

by Eilzel Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:15 pm

Tbf the amount of anti-Islam shite over there if someone did 'report' him it would be no surprise if the forum was banned in Turkey Laughing

However I think the idea of such a thing happened is pretty absurd- and if anyone actually HAS reported him to some authority or another in Turkey then that is pretty bitter and petty Laughing

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:18 pm

Eilzel wrote:Tbf the amount of anti-Islam shite over there if someone did 'report' him it would be no surprise if the forum was banned in Turkey

However I think the idea of such a thing happened is pretty absurd- and if anyone actually HAS reported him to some authority or another in Turkey then that is pretty bitter and petty

As I asked Angry Andy before (with no response) - what would he be reported for?

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:20 pm

BigAndy9 wrote:
Eilzel wrote:Tbf the amount of anti-Islam shite over there if someone did 'report' him it would be no surprise if the forum was banned in Turkey

However I think the idea of such a thing happened is pretty absurd- and if anyone actually HAS reported him to some authority or another in Turkey then that is pretty bitter and petty

As I asked Angry Andy before (with no response) - what would he be reported for?

Anti-Islam shite?

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:20 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
BigAndy9 wrote:

As I asked Angry Andy before (with no response) - what would he be reported for?

Anti-Islam shite?

Who would it be reported to?

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:22 pm

BigAndy9 wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:
BigAndy9 wrote:

As I asked Angry Andy before (with no response) - what would he be reported for?

Anti-Islam shite?

Who would it be reported to?

some authority or another in Turkey?

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:23 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
BigAndy9 wrote:

Who would it be reported to?

some authority or another in Turkey?

Is it illegal to say bad things about Islam?

What happens if you say bad things about Islam Ben?

Do they show you that the bad things you say about it are absolutely 100% correct?

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:24 pm

Eilzel wrote:Tbf the amount of anti-Islam shite over there if someone did 'report' him it would be no surprise if the forum was banned in Turkey

However I think the idea of such a thing happened is pretty absurd- and if anyone actually HAS reported him to some authority or another in Turkey then that is pretty bitter and petty

Oh someone has..

"His latin main page title means "hate me but fear me"
and i am very frightened and becoming more so
my understanding is that the admin lives in turkey and uses a proxy to by pass turkeys internet filters
i now have been in contact with the Turkish police in an attempt to get this stopped
i also understand that if you take the time to look through the locked sections of the site that are only accessible to certain members you will find further evidence of hate speech/online bullying/personal attacks of a really vicious nature directed at members not only of the site in question but members of the other site mentioned as can be seen in his last post in the guest section that`s only intent is to publicly abuse people who are not members so don`t see the forum sections kept away from general view"

and no-one's heard from him for a while.....

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:25 pm

BigAndy9 wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:
BigAndy9 wrote:

Who would it be reported to?

some authority or another in Turkey?

Is it illegal to say bad things about Islam?

What happens if you say bad things about Islam Ben?

Do they show you that the bad things you say about it are absolutely 100% correct?

http://bit.ly/1s88nYm

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:29 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
BigAndy9 wrote:

Is it illegal to say bad things about Islam?

What happens if you say bad things about Islam Ben?

Do they show you that the bad things you say about it are absolutely 100% correct?

http://bit.ly/1s88nYm

Bitty?

Is it time for your din dins?

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:32 pm

Tesstacious wrote:
Joy Division wrote:

..come to think of it Tess, I've not seen him since yesterday!!

Was he baging on about it on Flap Tess?..
Im sure he is adult enough to understand it was just a goof!

He better come back as I helped him get his job here!

It's fun how a wee prank like that can separate the men fae the wimmin!!

Just checked Flap - his last post was 4am yesterday! You've done it now JD... :.3chuthluL/:

Just had a look Tess, and he posted at quarter to four yesterday afternoon on the bit you can see in the Politics section.

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:33 pm

Tesstacious wrote:
Eilzel wrote:Tbf the amount of anti-Islam shite over there if someone did 'report' him it would be no surprise if the forum was banned in Turkey

However I think the idea of such a thing happened is pretty absurd- and if anyone actually HAS reported him to some authority or another in Turkey then that is pretty bitter and petty

Oh someone has..

"His latin main page title means "hate me but fear me"
and i am very frightened and becoming more so
my understanding is that the admin lives in turkey and uses a proxy to by pass turkeys internet filters
i now have been in contact with the Turkish police in an attempt to get this stopped
i also understand that if you take the time to look through the locked sections of the site that are only accessible to certain members you will find further evidence of hate speech/online bullying/personal attacks of a really vicious nature directed at members not only of the site in question but members of the other site mentioned as can be seen in his last post in the guest section that`s only intent is to publicly abuse people who are not members so don`t see the forum sections kept away from general view"

and no-one's heard from him for a while.....

Where was that quote Tess?

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:39 pm

Sassy wrote:
Tesstacious wrote:

Oh someone has..

"His latin main page title means "hate me but fear me"
and i am very frightened and becoming more so
my understanding is that the admin lives in turkey and uses a proxy to by pass turkeys internet filters
i now have been in contact with the Turkish police in an attempt to get this stopped
i also understand that if you take the time to look through the locked sections of the site that are only accessible to certain members you will find further evidence of hate speech/online bullying/personal attacks of a really vicious nature directed at members not only of the site in question but members of the other site mentioned as can be seen in his last post in the guest section that`s only intent is to publicly abuse people who are not members so don`t see the forum sections kept away from general view"

and no-one's heard from him for a while.....

Where was that quote Tess?

It wasn't a quote. Maybe I shouldn't have posted it.

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:41 pm

What? Think you better say or people will think you said it Shocked

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:45 pm

Sassy wrote:What? Think you better say or people will think you said it

Wasn't me!! Maybe it could have been someone with a Hezbollah General for a boyfriend... just guessing.

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:48 pm

Tesstacious wrote:
Sassy wrote:What? Think you better say or people will think you said it

Wasn't me!! Maybe it could have been someone with a Hezbollah General for a boyfriend... just guessing.

Who has an Hezbollah General for a boyfriend? Suspect

and where did they write it?

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:52 pm

Sassy wrote:
Tesstacious wrote:

Wasn't me!! Maybe it could have been someone with a Hezbollah General for a boyfriend... just guessing.

Who has an Hezbollah General for a boyfriend? and where did they write it?

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:55 pm

Oh NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:00 pm

Can anybody actually tell us why the Turks would be bothered about inaflip?

Do they silence non-believers?

Do the Turkish not have the right to protest?

Do they not have the right to disagree?

Now, this may have nothing to do with the authorities and the forum but I'm amazed how you could even believe that the Turkish authorities would be bothered by flips forum. Do you all think the Turks are mad Muslims?

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:10 pm

BigAndy9 wrote:Can anybody actually tell us why the Turks would be bothered about inaflip?

Do they silence non-believers?

Do the Turkish not have the right to protest?

Do they not have the right to disagree?

Now, this may have nothing to do with the authorities and the forum but I'm amazed how you could even believe that the Turkish authorities would be bothered by flips forum. Do you all think the Turks are mad Muslims?

I do know that people have been punished for insulting Islam in Turkey, BA. What are you looking for?

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:11 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
BigAndy9 wrote:Can anybody actually tell us why the Turks would be bothered about inaflip?

Do they silence non-believers?

Do the Turkish not have the right to protest?

Do they not have the right to disagree?

Now, this may have nothing to do with the authorities and the forum but I'm amazed how you could even believe that the Turkish authorities would be bothered by flips forum. Do you all think the Turks are mad Muslims?

I do know that people have been punished for insulting Islam in Turkey, BA. What are you looking for?

Well I don't know - answers I guess.

I don't know if there is punishment for blasphemy over there, no idea how severe the punishment is etc.

And do people here think that is right?

by Andy Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:40 pm

I actually want flop to continue.
If only because it keeps the vipers in one nest.
There ARE some decent posters there too, as they have shown here.
Happy for the nasties to stay there rather than permeate here
Regardless of anything, I think Dean is playing a risky game running his site using proxy servers to evade detection.
He doesn't do himself any favours by having closed sections, and permitting such open hostility to Islam in what becoming an increasingly Muslim country.

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:50 pm

Handy Andy wrote:I actually want flop to continue.
If only because it keeps the vipers in one nest.
There ARE some decent posters there too, as they have shown here.
Happy for the nasties to stay there rather than permeate here
Regardless of anything, I think Dean is playing a risky game running his site using proxy servers to evade detection.
He doesn't do himself any favours by having closed sections, and permitting such open hostility to Islam in what becoming an increasingly Muslim country.

Increasingly Islamic country - it's already Muslim. Don't know much about it's history though, whether it's only recently secular or what. Maybe Didge knows. The government does seem pretty corrupt. But then, lately, what government isn't?

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:55 pm

BigAndy9 wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:
BigAndy9 wrote:Can anybody actually tell us why the Turks would be bothered about inaflip?

Do they silence non-believers?

Do the Turkish not have the right to protest?

Do they not have the right to disagree?

Now, this may have nothing to do with the authorities and the forum but I'm amazed how you could even believe that the Turkish authorities would be bothered by flips forum. Do you all think the Turks are mad Muslims?

I do know that people have been punished for insulting Islam in Turkey, BA. What are you looking for?

Well I don't know - answers I guess.

I don't know if there is punishment for blasphemy over there, no idea how severe the punishment is etc.

And do people here think that is right?

I supplied the link to you. As for whether I agree with it, hell no I don't agree with it!

by Andy Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:56 pm

Turkey is in the epicentre of the spreading of the Islsmic Caliphate, which will encompass north and central Africa, the whole middle east and European countries bordering the Mediterranean.
Whilst it already is predominantly Islamic, it is still fairly moderate and Westernised.
The danger is if it becomes more radical.

by Eilzel Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:59 pm

Tesstacious wrote:
Handy Andy wrote:I actually want flop to continue.
If only because it keeps the vipers in one nest.
There ARE some decent posters there too, as they have shown here.
Happy for the nasties to stay there rather than permeate here
Regardless of anything, I think Dean is playing a risky game running his site using proxy servers to evade detection.
He doesn't do himself any favours by having closed sections, and permitting such open hostility to Islam in what becoming an increasingly Muslim country.
Increasingly Islamic country - it's already Muslim. Don't know much about it's history though, whether it's only recently secular or what. Maybe Didge knows. The government does seem pretty corrupt. But then, lately, what government isn't?

The country has (or had been) become increasingly secular since the end of world war one and Attaturks reforms (which ironically including banning the burqa haha). But Erdogan the current President is far more hardline Islamic so there have been recent pro-Islam reforms.

And Big Andy; you must realize that as nice a destination as Turkey is; it IS a Middle-Eastern Muslim country. If a political outlet of any kind (and however small) is pumping out daily abuse against Islam and/or Muslims I'm quite sure an Islamic regime would not be impressed to hear of it.

Of course I stress this is all just speculation on all our parts. I've no idea Dean or his wife's age but it could be anything- maybe his wife was pregnant and went in to labour a few hours before expected- or something- who knows Laughing

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