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Post by Guest Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:24 pm

Guarantee for you in the afterlife?...

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Post by Guest Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:58 pm

Joy Division wrote:Guarantee for you in the afterlife?...

My religion guarantees me peace and finality, the end. I'm a non believer JD  What does your religion ... Sleep15

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Post by Guest Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:04 pm

Erm.....


What does your religion ... 9k=

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Post by Guest Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:10 pm

feelthelove wrote:
Joy Division wrote:Guarantee for you in the afterlife?...

My religion guarantees me peace and finality, the end. I'm a non believer JD  What does your religion ... Sleep15


...good call FTL  ::D:: 

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Post by Eilzel Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:44 pm

Ashes in the wind JD, ashes in the wind  Cool 
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Post by eddie Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:47 pm

Coming back as a duck and swimming in all weathers without being cold cos I got me some feathers  Cool 

Or!

Coming back as a man and finding out why balls are such fun to scratch whilst watching TV  Rolling Eyes 
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Post by veya_victaous Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:01 am

The Eternal Dream

What does your religion ... Fire_dreaming


“To die, to sleep -
To sleep, perchance to dream - ay, there's the rub,
For in this sleep of death what dreams may come...”

― William Shakespeare, Hamlet
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Post by Ben Reilly Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:05 am

The big dirt nap!
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Post by veya_victaous Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:08 am

but the dream is the return of our Life Energy to the Great Animus cloud to await the rains of rebirth, when what was our Animus begins to Animate another.

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Post by gerber Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:16 am

Don't give a monkeys as my father has already bagged me a place on the fluffiest cloud nearest the bar.............  and as of today the optics are still reasonably full.................  Forty years time  - I am just hopeful.
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Post by Guest Fri Mar 07, 2014 1:21 am

My energy blending with all the other energy in the universe, because energy cannot die.

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Post by Guest Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:32 am

veya_victaous wrote:The Eternal Dream

What does your religion ... Fire_dreaming


“To die, to sleep -
To sleep, perchance to dream - ay, there's the rub,
For in this sleep of death what dreams may come...”

― William Shakespeare, Hamlet

Your god is Shakespeare??

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Post by Guest Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:41 am




 Razz


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Post by Guest Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:46 am




 ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: 

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Post by veya_victaous Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:26 am

smelly_bandit wrote:
veya_victaous wrote:The Eternal Dream

What does your religion ... Fire_dreaming


“To die, to sleep -
To sleep, perchance to dream - ay, there's the rub,
For in this sleep of death what dreams may come...”

― William Shakespeare, Hamlet

Your god is Shakespeare??

facepalm  ::hdintowll:: ::hdintowll:: ::hdintowll:: ::hdintowll:: ::hdintowll:: 

My afterlife is vaguely the image (the concept I'm sure is too deep for you  ::fishffight:: ), Shakespeare just said something relevant questioning if death is dreams, a thespian would get the irony that Shakespeare concludes not but it is the best description.
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Post by veya_victaous Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:29 am

Sassy wrote:My energy blending with all the other energy in the universe, because energy cannot die.  

I.e. becoming one with the 'dreaming'  :::grouch:: :::grouch:: :::grouch:: 
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Post by Guest Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:54 am

veya_victaous wrote:
Sassy wrote:My energy blending with all the other energy in the universe, because energy cannot die.  

I.e. becoming one with the 'dreaming'  :::grouch:: :::grouch:: :::grouch:: 

Energy has to go somewhere, given the chance, i will just continue to haunt internet forums!  Razz 

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Post by stardesk Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:28 am

I wrote this poem to be placed on my grave:

Bury me deep
bury me long,
let me dream the Dreamer's song.
Wake me never,
let me lie,
let forever
pass me bye.

Actually I agree with a comment above about energy. As said, energy has to go somewhere and perhaps it is that energy that is responsible for apparitions, ghosts etc, and an afterlife. I'll find out one day when it's my turn. Lol, I'll try to come back and let you all know. I'll haunt the lot of you along with Catman.. affraid
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Post by Guest Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:29 pm

stardesk wrote:I wrote this poem to be placed on my grave:

Bury me deep
bury me long,
let me dream the Dreamer's song.
Wake me never,
let me lie,
let forever
pass me bye.

Actually I agree with a comment above about energy. As said, energy has to go somewhere and perhaps it is that energy that is responsible for apparitions, ghosts etc, and an afterlife. I'll find out one day when it's my turn. Lol, I'll try to come back and let you all know. I'll haunt the lot of you along with Catman.. affraid

How will I know it's you??? What does your religion ... Giggl163x

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Post by stardesk Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:04 pm

(Giggle) Oh you'll know my beauty, you'll suddenly feel a pressure on your cheek or lips. Cor!

 lol!  I bet a lot of your imaginations are running wild. Mine too to be honest. Naughty boy, such carnal thoughts. 'Naughty but nice.'
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Post by Guest Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:05 pm

stardesk wrote:I wrote this poem to be placed on my grave:

Bury me deep
bury me long,
let me dream the Dreamer's song.
Wake me never,
let me lie,
let forever
pass me bye.

Actually I agree with a comment above about energy. As said, energy has to go somewhere and perhaps it is that energy that is responsible for apparitions, ghosts etc, and an afterlife. I'll find out one day when it's my turn. Lol, I'll try to come back and let you all know. I'll haunt the lot of you along with Catman.. affraid

I'll probably end up being a poltoguist!  affraid 

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Post by Guest Sun Mar 09, 2014 6:25 pm

stardesk wrote:(Giggle) Oh you'll know my beauty, you'll suddenly feel a pressure on your cheek or lips. Cor!

 lol!  I bet a lot of your imaginations are running wild. Mine too to be honest. Naughty boy, such carnal thoughts. 'Naughty but nice.'

I don't know about them my Gorgeous East Anglian Buddy but wow, it's hot in here What does your religion ... Love_h60What does your religion ... Giggl167xxx

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Post by eddie Sun Mar 09, 2014 8:30 pm

Lone Wolf wrote:Cool   THE Universe shall decide, in it's infinite wisdom...

There is no similar concept to an "afterlife" in wolves' lexicons..
Our remains are eventually returned into the eternal cycles of life's being.   sunny 


What does your religion ... MoonWatchWolf

You might come back as a bee.
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Post by Guest Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:43 pm



islam offers fruit apparently..

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Post by Guest Wed Mar 12, 2014 2:49 pm

Joy Division wrote:Guarantee for you in the afterlife?...


I have already witnessed the end.

I came back as BigAndy9, for the benefit of all posters.

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Post by Ben Reilly Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:19 pm

BigAndy9 wrote:
Joy Division wrote:Guarantee for you in the afterlife?...


I have already witnessed the end.

I came back as BigAndy9, for the benefit of all posters.

I think you'll die and be reincarnated as BigAndy10.
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Post by Guest Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:33 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
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I have already witnessed the end.

I came back as BigAndy9, for the benefit of all posters.

I think you'll die and be reincarnated as BigAndy10.

Andy has more lives than a cat??? What does your religion ... Cat_510

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Post by gerber Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:51 pm

feelthelove wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:

I think you'll die and be reincarnated as BigAndy10.

Andy has more lives than a cat??? What does your religion ... Cat_510

Nine out ten cats prefer whiskers  ::-3:: 
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Post by groomsy Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:52 pm

I AM IMMORTAL I CANNOT DIE!
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Post by Guest Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:03 pm

groomsy wrote:I AM IMMORTAL I CANNOT DIE!


...and you've a pair of fangs too!! Twisted Evil 

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Post by Ben Reilly Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:09 pm

groomsy wrote:I AM IMMORTAL I CANNOT DIE!

And neither can your Holy Empire! Is that your country on NationStates?
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