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Post by eddie Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:42 pm

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Ever found yourself struggling to take a particularly stubborn vitamin tablet or painkiller?

No matter how many sips of water you try it with, it doesn’t seem to want to go down.

Well… At least one person doesn’t seem to have that problem.

He somehow managed to swallow an entire imitation Nokia 3310 phone.

Doctors in Kosovo had to help the unidentified 33-year-old man after the phone had become lodged in his stomach.

It was too large for him to digest, and put his life in danger as corrosive battery acid could have leaked out.

Skender Teljaku, who led the medical team, shared photos on Facebook of the phone after it was removed, as well as X-ray and endoscope images while it was still inside.

He managed to remove the foreign object without cutting into the stomach by taking it out in three pieces with endoscopy.

There were ‘no complications’, he said.

The phone is believed to be an L8STAR BM90, a model that is designed to look like a Nokia 3310 but is smaller.

According to local media, the man took himself to hospital in Pristina as he was in pain from swallowing the object.

https://metro.co.uk/2021/09/05/man-somehow-swallows-nokia-3310-phone-and-then-needs-doctors-to-remove-it-15209527/

Just....why??? scratch

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Post by eddie Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:44 pm

Actually not just WHY....but HOW??? Shocked

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Post by Ben Reilly Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:46 pm

Lost a bet? Won a dare? Something to hide? I'd love to know his motive.

Or is he just a nut-nut?

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Post by eddie Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:47 pm

And then you have to ask....how did he call emergency services when his phone was unavailable? Suspect

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Post by Original Quill Sat Sep 11, 2021 3:42 pm

Skillful colonic diverticula polyps.

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Post by Eilzel Sat Sep 11, 2021 4:02 pm

Should have swallowed an iphone; apples are good for digestion Wink

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Post by Tommy Monk Sat Sep 11, 2021 6:00 pm




"Ever found yourself struggling to take a particularly stubborn vitamin tablet or painkiller?

No matter how many sips of water you try it with, it doesn’t seem to want to go down."



I tried viagra once and it got stuck in my throat... I had a very stiff neck for a few hours...



lol!



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Post by eddie Sat Sep 11, 2021 11:32 pm

Eilzel wrote:Should have swallowed an iphone; apples are good for digestion Wink

Very good. If you don’t sell a book you can become a comedian Cool

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Post by Eilzel Sun Sep 12, 2021 7:59 am

eddie wrote:
Eilzel wrote:Should have swallowed an iphone; apples are good for digestion Wink

Very good. If you don’t sell a book you can become a comedian Cool

My options are infinite Laughing

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Post by HoratioTarr Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:59 pm

eddie wrote:Actually not just WHY....but HOW??? Shocked

They normally 'accidentally' sit on them
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Post by eddie Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:26 pm

HoratioTarr wrote:
eddie wrote:Actually not just WHY....but HOW??? Shocked

They normally 'accidentally' sit on them

Why wouldn’t you “accidentally” sit on something more...well-rounded, I wonder?

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Post by Original Quill Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:40 pm

eddie wrote:
HoratioTarr wrote:

They normally 'accidentally' sit on them

Why wouldn’t you “accidentally” sit on something more...well-rounded, I wonder?

People who put the phone in a hip pocket, often accidentally 'butt-dial' the last person called.  A lot of confidential conversations are overheard that way.

A friend of mine got into trouble that way. Down the street from my office building is a Wine Bar. We had the habit of calling red wines brunettes, and white wines blonds. She overheard her husband calling for a brunette, and me a blond, and thought we were in a house of ill-repute.


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Post by eddie Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:42 pm

Original Quill wrote:
eddie wrote:
HoratioTarr wrote:

They normally 'accidentally' sit on them

Why wouldn’t you “accidentally” sit on something more...well-rounded, I wonder?

People who put the phone in a hip pocket, often accidentally 'butt-dial' the last person called.  A lot of confidential conversations are overheard that way.

What has that got to do with arse-fucking your phone? Which was what Horatio jokingly said.

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