The Vee-Pee debate

Finally, someone speaks English in the White House. Last night (Wednesday) the Vice-Presidential debate took place in Salt Lake City, at the University of Utah. While Senator Kamala Harris presented a panoply of ideas, vice-president Mike Milquetoast Pence put everyone to sleep.

It was a decided win for Senator Harris, while ole' Milquetoast droned on about the brilliant plan that Republicans have to replace the Affordable Care Act...only, for 4-years now, they haven't been able to articulate it. Nor could he explain how an insurance plan can provide coverage for prior conditions, when most insurance companies make money off of eliminating risk. Anyway, I'm sure it's the same idea for making the Trump-virus go away...look over there, not over here!

Speaking of the Trump-virus, Milquetoast also had a plan to combat the pandemic: fuhgettaboutit..it'll go away on its own!. He accused Democrats of wanting to raise taxes, when the only tax-cuts Republicans have managed are the $2-trillion for the wealthiest 1% (via the corporate dodge).

But before he could get the last argument out, the entire nation was asleep. All-in-all, it was a smashing way to end the day. (Sleep-Aid is planning to bottle ole' Milquetoast as a replacement for diphenhydramine and doxylamine.)

Oh, I forgot about the fly. Yes, toward the end a fly landed on Milquetoast's head and seemed to get stuck. Do'ya think he still uses Brylcreem, or do they like Minoxidil?

Original Quill wrote:Oh, I forgot about the fly.  Yes, toward the end a fly landed on Milquetoast's head and seemed to get stuck.  Do'ya think he still uses Brylcreem, or do they like Minoxidil?

I think flies are attracted to shit as evidenced by their landing on Clinton, Pence and Obama.

Maddog wrote:

Original Quill wrote:Oh, I forgot about the fly.  Yes, toward the end a fly landed on Milquetoast's head and seemed to get stuck.  Do'ya think he still uses Brylcreem, or do they like Minoxidil?

I think flies are attracted to shit as evidenced by their landing on Clinton, Pence and Obama.  

As I understand it, they prefer shit, as evidenced by the number of flies in Texas. The fat, greezy southerners that grow in Houston and New Orleans, are their favorites. Those tend to huff and wheeze a lot, sending out attractants, and of course, they sweat abundantly, providing food for the lil buggers.

Original Quill wrote:

Maddog wrote:

I think flies are attracted to shit as evidenced by their landing on Clinton, Pence and Obama.  

As I understand it, they prefer shit, as evidenced by the number of flies in Texas.  The fat, greezy southerners that grow in Houston and New Orleans, are their favorites.  Those tend to huff and wheeze a lot, sending out attractants, and of course, they sweat abundantly, providing food for the lil buggers.  

Weak.

You're an amateur.

Maddog wrote:

Original Quill wrote:

As I understand it, they prefer shit, as evidenced by the number of flies in Texas.  The fat, greezy southerners that grow in Houston and New Orleans, are their favorites.  Those tend to huff and wheeze a lot, sending out attractants, and of course, they sweat abundantly, providing food for the lil buggers.  

Weak.

You're an amateur.

My group says it is strong, and your ilk is a dying breed.

Original Quill wrote:

Maddog wrote:

Weak.

You're an amateur.

My group says it is strong, and your ilk is a dying breed.  

You have a group?

Cool!

Original Quill wrote:Yah...

So these people think you are clever?

the fly was likely the only entity in that room with any sense.....#voteforthefly

Victorismyhero wrote:the fly was likely the only entity in that room with any sense.....#voteforthefly

I swear, Pence's wasn't photoshopped. The lil bugger couldn't pull away.