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Post by eddie on Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:20 pm

Write a sentence... A94e0310

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Post by Ben Reilly on Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:50 pm

"Your little girl is so pretty!"

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Post by eddie on Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:54 pm

Hahahahahaha that is creepy!

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Post by Syl on Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:54 pm

I know where you live.




Actually, that would be creepy even if it wasn't whispered. Shocked

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Post by eddie on Sat Jul 18, 2020 12:03 am

“Where does your girlfriend live?”

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sat Jul 18, 2020 12:04 am

Syl wrote:I know where you live.




Actually, that would be creepy even if it wasn't whispered. Shocked

You could say that in a friendly way -- "Don't worry, I know where you live!"

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sat Jul 18, 2020 12:05 am

"I bought a gun."

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Post by eddie on Sat Jul 18, 2020 12:06 am

“Found your keys yet?”

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Post by Syl on Sat Jul 18, 2020 12:17 am

The late actor Oliver Reed, who was pretty scary at the best of times, said to really intimidate someone  all you had to do was look directly at them and speak in a very quiet voice, it has far more impact than shouting .
He was right too.

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Post by Syl on Sat Jul 18, 2020 12:19 am

I know what you did last summer.

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sat Jul 18, 2020 12:23 am

"I didn't finish inspecting the plane."

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Post by Original Quill on Sat Jul 18, 2020 12:36 am

A polygraph test has an 84% accuracy record; would you board an airplane that had a 16% chance of failure?

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Post by HoratioTarr on Sat Jul 18, 2020 1:45 pm

"Your kidneys must be worth a lot of money..."
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Post by Tommy Monk on Mon Jul 20, 2020 1:15 pm




"I'll see you later...!"



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Post by Syl on Mon Jul 20, 2020 4:48 pm

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"I'll see you later...!"



That's not really scary, it could be quite romantic actually. I love you

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Post by nicko on Mon Jul 20, 2020 6:13 pm

I'll be back !
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Post by Victorismyhero on Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:05 pm

one for the ladies....to set the scene

you are in the shower and your mobile rings....you have it set to auto answer......and a voice from the phone whispers..."Hello (name) I like your shower curtain, and your sponge is a beautiful green, and you need a shave" ....and then cuts off......

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Post by Syl on Tue Jul 21, 2020 10:47 am

Victorismyhero wrote:one for the ladies....to set the scene

you are in the shower and your mobile rings....you have it set to auto answer......and a voice from the phone whispers..."Hello (name) I like your shower curtain, and your sponge is a beautiful green, and you need a shave" ....and then cuts off......

Are you related to Alfred Hitchcock by any chance? Shocked

Here's one for the men.....

You are alone in the communal showers at the gym, suddenly a big burly guy enters and starts to shower right next to you, he drops his soap, then turns to you and whispers..."could you pick that soap up for me please" Razz

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Post by gelico on Wed Jul 22, 2020 8:20 pm




your eyes would look nice in a jar



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Post by eddie on Wed Jul 22, 2020 8:23 pm

“The door is locked...”

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Post by Ben Reilly on Wed Jul 22, 2020 9:39 pm

"I saw you picking up your kids from school the other day, but you didn't see me."

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