ALERT!!!

Cass wrote:This is a public service announcement. This is not a test.

I will be arriving in the green and pleasant land in Mid February for 10 days.

During this time you might see shortages of the following items:

Bacon, sausages, sausage rolls, pork pies, quavers, skips, walkers smoky bacon crisps, every single type of cheese, crumpets, soda bread, tiger bread, any type of Warburton’s bread, Tescos teeth and lips candy, curly wurlys, Marks and Spencer’s bras and underwear, egg and dress sandwiches, prawn mayonnaise sandwiches, Yorkshire puddings, all types of roast dinners, custard, jam roly poly, Chinese king prawn curry with crispy fried noodles, all the fishes and chipses, custard creams, jammie Dodgers, penguins, cocktail sausages and did I mention bacon?

This list is not intended to be all-inclusive, and other items will be considered, subject to availability and if I can buy stretchy yoga pants.

That is all. Carry on. As you were.

Tommy Monk wrote:


Most amusing!


And Didge... you're already cheesy enough!






Cass... can't you get bacon or sausages where you are?

Thorin wrote:

Cass wrote:This is a public service announcement. This is not a test.

I will be arriving in the green and pleasant land in Mid February for 10 days.

During this time you might see shortages of the following items:

Bacon, sausages, sausage rolls, pork pies, quavers, skips, walkers smoky bacon crisps, every single type of cheese, crumpets, soda bread, tiger bread, any type of Warburton’s bread, Tescos teeth and lips candy, curly wurlys, Marks and Spencer’s bras and underwear, egg and dress sandwiches, prawn mayonnaise sandwiches, Yorkshire puddings, all types of roast dinners, custard, jam roly poly, Chinese king prawn curry with crispy fried noodles, all the fishes and chipses, custard creams, jammie Dodgers, penguins, cocktail sausages and did I mention bacon?

This list is not intended to be all-inclusive, and other items will be considered, subject to availability and if I can buy stretchy yoga pants.

That is all. Carry on. As you were.

+1

Good luck getting some cheese. Its alllllll mine  

nicko wrote: Good post Cass !

Tommy Monk wrote:


Most amusing!


And Didge... you're already cheesy enough!






Cass... can't you get bacon or sausages where you are?

Tommy Monk wrote:

You can't get bacon at a normal supermarket?

nicko wrote:I bought some  American Bacon from Morrisons once, I thought it was nice.  They stopped selling it after a Month, don't know why !

eddie wrote:Cass, are you coming to the UK??

Cass wrote:

eddie wrote:Cass, are you coming to the UK??

Yes!!!! Booked tickets last night after Mr. C got the ok from work.

Cass wrote:This is a public service announcement. This is not a test.

I will be arriving in the green and pleasant land in Mid February for 10 days.

During this time you might see shortages of the following items:

Bacon, sausages, sausage rolls, pork pies, quavers, skips, walkers smoky bacon crisps, every single type of cheese, crumpets, soda bread, tiger bread, any type of Warburton’s bread, Tescos teeth and lips candy, curly wurlys, Marks and Spencer’s bras and underwear, egg and cress sandwiches, prawn mayonnaise sandwiches, Yorkshire puddings, all types of roast dinners, custard, jam roly poly, Chinese king prawn curry with crispy fried noodles, all the fishes and chipses, custard creams, jammie Dodgers, penguins, cocktail sausages and did I mention bacon?

This list is not intended to be all-inclusive, and other items will be considered, subject to availability and if I can buy stretchy yoga pants.

That is all. Carry on. As you were.

eddie wrote:

Cass wrote:

Yes!!!! Booked tickets last night after Mr. C got the ok from work.

Can we meet up???

Maddog wrote:

Cass wrote:This is a public service announcement. This is not a test.

I will be arriving in the green and pleasant land in Mid February for 10 days.

During this time you might see shortages of the following items:

Bacon, sausages, sausage rolls, pork pies, quavers, skips, walkers smoky bacon crisps, every single type of cheese, crumpets, soda bread, tiger bread, any type of Warburton’s bread, Tescos teeth and lips candy, curly wurlys, Marks and Spencer’s bras and underwear, egg and cress sandwiches, prawn mayonnaise sandwiches, Yorkshire puddings, all types of roast dinners, custard, jam roly poly, Chinese king prawn curry with crispy fried noodles, all the fishes and chipses, custard creams, jammie Dodgers, penguins, cocktail sausages and did I mention bacon?

This list is not intended to be all-inclusive, and other items will be considered, subject to availability and if I can buy stretchy yoga pants.

That is all. Carry on. As you were.

We were just discussing English and Scottish food today at lunch.  There's a reason we don't go out for English food, but we do Mexican, Chinese, Italian, Jamaican, Cuban,  German, French, Japanese or Cajun .  

Cass wrote:I’ll have you know that my Yorkshire puddings are not flabby but tall and perky

Cass wrote:This is a public service announcement. This is not a test.

I will be arriving in the green and pleasant land in Mid February for 10 days.

During this time you might see shortages of the following items:

Bacon, sausages, sausage rolls, pork pies, quavers, skips, walkers smoky bacon crisps, every single type of cheese, crumpets, soda bread, tiger bread, any type of Warburton’s bread, Tescos teeth and lips candy, curly wurlys, Marks and Spencer’s bras and underwear, egg and cress sandwiches, prawn mayonnaise sandwiches, Yorkshire puddings, all types of roast dinners, custard, jam roly poly, Chinese king prawn curry with crispy fried noodles, all the fishes and chipses, custard creams, jammie Dodgers, penguins, cocktail sausages and did I mention bacon?

This list is not intended to be all-inclusive, and other items will be considered, subject to availability and if I can buy stretchy yoga pants.

That is all. Carry on. As you were.

gelico wrote:

Cass wrote:This is a public service announcement. This is not a test.

I will be arriving in the green and pleasant land in Mid February for 10 days.

During this time you might see shortages of the following items:

Bacon, sausages, sausage rolls, pork pies, quavers, skips, walkers smoky bacon crisps, every single type of cheese, crumpets, soda bread, tiger bread, any type of Warburton’s bread, Tescos teeth and lips candy, curly wurlys, Marks and Spencer’s bras and underwear, egg and cress sandwiches, prawn mayonnaise sandwiches, Yorkshire puddings, all types of roast dinners, custard, jam roly poly, Chinese king prawn curry with crispy fried noodles, all the fishes and chipses, custard creams, jammie Dodgers, penguins, cocktail sausages and did I mention bacon?

This list is not intended to be all-inclusive, and other items will be considered, subject to availability and if I can buy stretchy yoga pants.

That is all. Carry on. As you were.

I can't believe you don't have that stuff

wtf do you eat?

Maddog wrote:

Cass wrote:This is a public service announcement. This is not a test.

I will be arriving in the green and pleasant land in Mid February for 10 days.

During this time you might see shortages of the following items:

Bacon, sausages, sausage rolls, pork pies, quavers, skips, walkers smoky bacon crisps, every single type of cheese, crumpets, soda bread, tiger bread, any type of Warburton’s bread, Tescos teeth and lips candy, curly wurlys, Marks and Spencer’s bras and underwear, egg and cress sandwiches, prawn mayonnaise sandwiches, Yorkshire puddings, all types of roast dinners, custard, jam roly poly, Chinese king prawn curry with crispy fried noodles, all the fishes and chipses, custard creams, jammie Dodgers, penguins, cocktail sausages and did I mention bacon?

This list is not intended to be all-inclusive, and other items will be considered, subject to availability and if I can buy stretchy yoga pants.

That is all. Carry on. As you were.

We were just discussing English and Scottish food today at lunch.  There's a reason we don't go out for English food, but we do Mexican, Chinese, Italian, Jamaican, Cuban,  German, French, Japanese or Cajun .  

Thorin wrote:

Maddog wrote:

We were just discussing English and Scottish food today at lunch.  There's a reason we don't go out for English food, but we do Mexican, Chinese, Italian, Jamaican, Cuban,  German, French, Japanese or Cajun .  

You need to try some British and Irish (I Love Italian food the best mind)

Maddog wrote:

Thorin wrote:


You need to try some British and Irish (I Love Italian food the best mind)

We have places that sell that stuff pop up. Even get expats to run them.  I think the typical American, especially Texans prefer stuff with a bit more kick. There is no shortage of "foreign" food around here. International grocery stores with products from all over the world are located in all major cities.  It's just that British food just never seems to catch on.  

Maddog wrote:

Thorin wrote:


You need to try some British and Irish (I Love Italian food the best mind)

We have places that sell that stuff pop up. Even get expats to run them.  I think the typical American, especially Texans prefer stuff with a bit more kick. There is no shortage of "foreign" food around here. International grocery stores with products from all over the world are located in all major cities.  It's just that British food just never seems to catch on.