Healing Crystal Dildos Are Here to Make Your Vagina a Magical Place

Healing crystals have been a wellness trend for quite some time now, with a cult following of people who swear by their therapeutic properties. While some choose to harness the rocks' energy in the form of pyramid-shaped decor or jewellery, one innovative company has delved into previously untrekked territory: the crystal dildo market. Yes, you read that correctly.

Chakrubs dubs itself as "the original crystal sex toy company," with all of its products being made from 100 percent pure crystal. Chakrubs derives its name from Chakra, the Sanskrit word that describes energy wheels. The company produces handmade dildos made from precious minerals like rose quartz and pure amethyst, which each provide their own respective healing properties.

The best part about these dildos? They practically double as home decor, so you totally avoid the awkward moment when a visitor spots your self-pleasuring gadget on your bedside table.

Chakrubs' official website states that using these intriguing toys results in "learning to quiet the mind in order to feel subtle energies, develop emotional intelligence, strengthen self-awareness, and accepting every aspect of who you are." It goes on to explain how using them "not only gets you off, but turns you on in a way in which you will remain turned on and awakened with a renewed sense of self-awareness and wisdom."

Syl wrote:I can just see visitors handling and admiring the home decor crystal that unbeknown to them doubles up as the  lady of the house's dildo.  

eddie wrote:

Syl wrote:I can just see visitors handling and admiring the home decor crystal that unbeknown to them doubles up as the  lady of the house's dildo.  

I thought that too! And let’s be honest, who would want to be pleasured by something as hard and cold as that?
They look painful.

HoratioTarr wrote:That's crystal abuse, that is!

eddie wrote:

HoratioTarr wrote:That's crystal abuse, that is!

Hahahahahahaha yeah those poor crystals...doesn’t bear thinking about.  

Fred Moletrousers wrote:Ladies, for once in my life...I am rendered speechless!

Syl wrote:And....I just tried to google a pic of one of the scary looking contraptions that I have seen advertised to show what I meant, and I got some really explicit porn type pics up instead.

I'm sorry I looked now.

Original Quill wrote:

Syl wrote:And....I just tried to google a pic of one of the scary looking contraptions that I have seen advertised to show what I meant, and I got some really explicit porn type pics up instead.

I'm sorry I looked now.

I imagine now you are going to be investigated by MI-5.

Syl wrote:

eddie wrote:

I thought that too! And let’s be honest, who would want to be pleasured by something as hard and cold as that?
They look painful.

They do...mind you some of the ones I have seen advertised look huge...and complicated..
I confess I have never owned one...they scare me a bit.

gelico wrote:

Syl wrote:

They do...mind you some of the ones I have seen advertised look huge...and complicated..
I confess I have never owned one...they scare me a bit.

did i ever tell what happened with the one hubby bought for me that looked like a corn on the cob?

Syl wrote:

gelico wrote:

did i ever tell what happened with the one hubby bought for me that looked like a corn on the cob?

No, go on....

gelico wrote:

Syl wrote:


No, go on....

so had a bit of fun with it one night then in all the action it fell out the bed and on to the bedroom floor

next day i was in a rush getting kids to school and whatnot and didn't bother picking it up.  i had council coming round that morning to check the heating and had to go out so asked my neighbour to just come and sit in my house and wait for the guy to arrive,,,,,no problem

when i came back however she greeted me with a face like thunder (bearing in mind she was always quite shy and reserved about sex),,,,,,i quite forgot that the boiler was in a cupboard int he bedroom

''you fucking what,,,,,,i can't believe you did that to me,,,,,that council guy went in your bedroom and tripped over your fucking dildo on the floor. He gave me a right look,,,, i was trying to tell him it's not mine, this isn't my house but he was just laughing at me.  don't ever fucking do that to me again''


i couldn't reply for laughing but i'm not sure she ever got over that one

eddie wrote:

Fred Moletrousers wrote:Ladies, for once in my life...I am rendered speechless!

Why, do you have a crystal dildo in your mouth, Fred?