Why the 'showiest' males have the smallest testicles: Primates including humans only have enough energy to grow big testes OR an impressive beard or mane, study claims

by HoratioTarr Wed Apr 10, 2019 1:00 pm

Men with longer hair and beards may have smaller testicles than those who struggle to grow facial hair, a study claims.

It found that humans, and more than a hundred other primates, face an evolutionary dilemma when it comes to their genitals.

Teams from the University of Western Australia, who carried out the research, say a male 'can be well-adorned or well-endowed, but it's hard to be both'.

Animals can either invest energy attracting females with impressive manes and beards or spend their energy growing larger gonads.

This means hairy human men with a bushy beard and long hair are likely to have smaller testes than their follicly challenged brethren.

For the rest of the world's primates, this trade-off comes in the shape of having either the bright buttocks of a baboon or the plain features and large testes of plainer primates.

Primatologist and study co-author Dr Cyril Grueter, from the University of Western Australia, said testicle size varies enormously and is linked to a male's appearance.

'Some [primate] species sport flamboyant accoutrements such as beards, manes, capes and cheek flanges, and various shades of colour in their faces and fur,' he said.

'Others are pretty drab and look more like your Mr Average.

'This finding clearly shows that you can be well-adorned or well-endowed, but it's hard to be both.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6906809/Why-men-beards-long-hair-smallest-testicles.html

by HoratioTarr Wed Apr 10, 2019 1:00 pm

My bloke's bald. nuff said.

by Syl Wed Apr 10, 2019 1:07 pm

Hahaha. My OH has lovely hair and I have no complaints intother department either. Cool

by Original Quill Wed Apr 10, 2019 2:48 pm

Off point, but I've always pointed to testicles as proof of an unintelligent world. Who would invent a system where you had to hang them outside so as to cool them down.

An intelligent god would have figured out a way to package them inside, and out of harms way.

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:39 pm

Well, I have a bushy mane on my majestic balls. Not sure if this is what they were talking about.

by Fred Moletrousers Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:29 pm

Original Quill wrote:Off point, but I've always pointed to testicles as proof of an unintelligent world. Who would invent a system where you had to hang them outside so as to cool them down.

An intelligent god would have figured out a way to package them inside, and out of harms way.

Ah, but think of the resulting deprivation of hours of pleasure and amusement in scratching them.....

by Guest Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:30 pm

Most showy males are liberals and progressives always banging on about how woke and politically correct they are - beta male cucks

Most alphas are traditionalists and Conservative and generally don't need to make a song and dance about everything, they just get on with things

So yeah I agree with the study

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:11 pm

smelly-bandit wrote:Most showy males are liberals and progressives always banging on about how woke and politically correct they are - beta male cucks

Most alphas are traditionalists and Conservative and generally don't need to make a song and dance about everything, they just get on with things

So yeah I agree with the study

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by Syl Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:14 pm

Obviously in some cases a big wallet cancels out other smaller appendages.

by Original Quill Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:33 pm

smelly-bandit wrote:Most showy males are liberals and progressives always banging on about how woke and politically correct they are - beta male cucks

Most alphas are traditionalists and Conservative and generally don't need to make a song and dance about everything, they just get on with things

So yeah I agree with the study

Haha. Did you make that up, Russ? Sounds quite Trumpian. Razz

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:39 pm

Syl wrote:Obviously in some cases a big wallet cancels out other smaller appendages.

He even takes the chair and makes his wife stand, such a boor Smile

by eddie Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:40 pm

>THE Ben Reilly< wrote:
Syl wrote:Obviously in some cases a big wallet cancels out other smaller appendages.

He even takes the chair and makes his wife stand, such a boor

But if she didn’t stand then we wouldn’t get the benefit of her beautiful long legs.
I’m a tad jealous.

by Syl Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:42 pm

She is standing because he is an ignorant pig with zero respect for women, including his wife.
Arsehole.

by Original Quill Thu Apr 11, 2019 5:56 am

Russ wrote:Most alphas are traditionalists and Conservative and generally don't need to make a song and dance about everything, they just get on with things

Could that be why conservatives hate people of color? They are just jealous? Could that be the meaning of Dylan Roof words, as he shot the victims in his Charleston church murders.

'You rape our women and are taking over our country,' Charleston church gunman told black victims

As whites, conservatives are so intimated by the equipment carried by blacks, that they spawn fears and harbor inadequacies like that?

by Guest Thu Apr 11, 2019 6:51 pm

>THE Ben Reilly< wrote:
smelly-bandit wrote:Most showy males are liberals and progressives always banging on about how woke and politically correct they are - beta male cucks

Most alphas are traditionalists and Conservative and generally don't need to make a song and dance about everything, they just get on with things

So yeah I agree with the study

Man spreading is not for men with small balls.

by Original Quill Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:11 pm

smelly-bandit wrote:
>THE Ben Reilly< wrote:

Man spreading is not for men with small balls.

Yes, look at the shit-eating grin on his face. He knows he sneaked in the back door, and doesn't belong. Why, look at those small hands. Razz

by Guest Fri Apr 12, 2019 12:24 am

Original Quill wrote:
smelly-bandit wrote:

Man spreading is not for men with small balls.

Yes, look at the shit-eating grin on his face. He knows he sneaked in the back door, and doesn't belong. Why, look at those small hands.

That grin is him anticipating all the temper tantrums to come in 2020

by Original Quill Fri Apr 12, 2019 4:41 am

smelly-bandit wrote:
Original Quill wrote:

Yes, look at the shit-eating grin on his face. He knows he sneaked in the back door, and doesn't belong. Why, look at those small hands.

That grin is him anticipating all the temper tantrums to come in 2020

He would be better off anticipating spending the remainder of his life behind bars. New York state is going after his tax returns in an unusual way, calling up state returns which must conform to federal returns...thereby, by reverse osmosis, getting to the federal returns.

Once that happens, it's Katy bar the door.

Side note: when the New York state said it was looking into Trump's tax records, his (Trump's) sister immediately resigned from her position as Appellate Federal Judge in Philadelphia.

The report had prompted the State Bar, Judicial Division, to begin looking into the Trump family's alleged abuse of tax laws to circumvent regulations regarding inheritance. By resigning her lifetime appointment, the Judicial Division no longer has the jurisdiction.

Pretty strong price to pay, though. Give up a lifetime appointment, and all that power, just to hide your dirty secrets...and expose brother's as well. Looks like the Trump crime family is beginning to pay the price of coming out in the open.

by Guest Fri Apr 12, 2019 4:53 am

Original Quill wrote:
smelly-bandit wrote:

That grin is him anticipating all the temper tantrums to come in 2020

He would be better off anticipating spending the remainder of his life behind bars. New York state is going after his tax returns in an unusual way, calling up state returns which must conform to federal returns...thereby, by reverse osmosis, getting to the federal returns.

Once that happens, it's Katy bar the door.

Side note: when the New York state said it was looking into Trump's tax records, his (Trump's) sister immediately resigned from her position as Appellate Federal Judge in Philadelphia.

The report had prompted the State Bar, Judicial Division, to begin looking into the Trump family's alleged abuse of tax laws to circumvent regulations regarding inheritance. By resigning her lifetime appointment, the Judicial Division no longer has the jurisdiction.

Pretty strong price to pay, though. Give up a lifetime appointment, and all that power, just to hide your dirty secrets...and expose brother's as well. Looks like the Trump crime family is beginning to pay the price of coming out in the open.

Are you sure this time???

Because last time you said trump colluded with Russia and was going down to China town, and it turns out that he did no such thing - exonerated by the man sent to bring him down.

Now you have changed tune and its the tax returns gonna get Him?

If you're so sure this time, Wouldn't it have been easier to go for the tax returns first instead of the big nothing burger that cost millions and exonerated trump??

by 'Wolfie Fri Apr 12, 2019 5:06 am

smelly-bandit wrote:
Original Quill wrote:

He would be better off anticipating spending the remainder of his life behind bars. New York state is going after his tax returns in an unusual way, calling up state returns which must conform to federal returns...thereby, by reverse osmosis, getting to the federal returns.

Once that happens, it's Katy bar the door.

Side note: when the New York state said it was looking into Trump's tax records, his (Trump's) sister immediately resigned from her position as Appellate Federal Judge in Philadelphia.

The report had prompted the State Bar, Judicial Division, to begin looking into the Trump family's alleged abuse of tax laws to circumvent regulations regarding inheritance. By resigning her lifetime appointment, the Judicial Division no longer has the jurisdiction.

Pretty strong price to pay, though. Give up a lifetime appointment, and all that power, just to hide your dirty secrets...and expose brother's as well. Looks like the Trump crime family is beginning to pay the price of coming out in the open.

Are you sure this time???

Because last time you said trump colluded with Russia and was going down to China town, and it turns out that he did no such thing - exonerated by the man sent to bring him down.

Now you have changed tune and its the tax returns gonna get Him?

If you're so sure this time, Wouldn't it have been easier to go for the tax returns first instead of the big nothing burger that cost millions and exonerated trump??

Trump wasn't "exonerated" of anything...

Trump hasn't been found "not guilty" of anything..

ONE man appointed by Team Trump to ignore any actual evidence being delivered, simply stated he could find "no collusion", aftet not looking at said evidence for a few months..

Trump himself is the ONLY one claiming that he has been "exonerated", while being willingly parroted by his minority of hardcore braindead zealot supporters.

You would claim that white is black, and up is down, in pushing your own fanciful agendas, comrade SmellyBumBandit..

by Original Quill Fri Apr 12, 2019 5:12 am

smelly-bandit wrote:
Original Quill wrote:

He would be better off anticipating spending the remainder of his life behind bars. New York state is going after his tax returns in an unusual way, calling up state returns which must conform to federal returns...thereby, by reverse osmosis, getting to the federal returns.

Once that happens, it's Katy bar the door.

Side note: when the New York state said it was looking into Trump's tax records, his (Trump's) sister immediately resigned from her position as Appellate Federal Judge in Philadelphia.

The report had prompted the State Bar, Judicial Division, to begin looking into the Trump family's alleged abuse of tax laws to circumvent regulations regarding inheritance. By resigning her lifetime appointment, the Judicial Division no longer has the jurisdiction.

Pretty strong price to pay, though. Give up a lifetime appointment, and all that power, just to hide your dirty secrets...and expose brother's as well. Looks like the Trump crime family is beginning to pay the price of coming out in the open.

Are you sure this time???

Quite.

Russ wrote:Because last time you said trump colluded with Russia and was going down to China town, and it turns out that he did no such thing - exonerated by the man sent to bring him down.

Trump hasn't been exonerated. We haven't seen the Mueller report, unredacted. Investigators on the Mueller team say that AG Barr is lying about it, and trying to keep it away from Congress and the public. What do you bet that when he releases it, it is 60% redacted.

Russ wrote:Now you have changed tune and its the tax returns gonna get Him?

Yep, those too. With a Democratic House, your boy is in for some rough times.

Russ wrote:If you're so sure this time, Wouldn't it have been easier to go for the tax returns first instead of the big nothing burger that cost millions and exonerated trump??

Who Congress? Mueller wasn't the only game in town. In fact, Mueller had a very limited scope...to look into the Russian messing with the elections, and if anyone in the Trump campaign helped them. Congress is just getting started with its investigation, and it's much broader.

Besides, there are investigations in the Courts of the southern district of NY, eastern district of VA, and in DC itself. Add to that, investigations by the State of New York, the State of California, and the State of Illinois. It's going to be a fun remaining two years.

It's not nice to be a crime family.

by Guest Fri Apr 12, 2019 6:14 pm

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
smelly-bandit wrote:

Are you sure this time???

Because last time you said trump colluded with Russia and was going down to China town, and it turns out that he did no such thing - exonerated by the man sent to bring him down.

Now you have changed tune and its the tax returns gonna get Him?

If you're so sure this time, Wouldn't it have been easier to go for the tax returns first instead of the big nothing burger that cost millions and exonerated trump??

Trump wasn't "exonerated" of anything...

Trump hasn't been found "not guilty" of anything..

ONE man appointed by Team Trump to ignore any actual evidence being delivered, simply stated he could find "no collusion", aftet not looking at said evidence for a few months..

Trump himself is the ONLY one claiming that he has been "exonerated", while being willingly parroted by his minority of hardcore braindead zealot supporters.

You would claim that white is black, and up is down, in pushing your own fanciful agendas, comrade SmellyBumBandit..

Of course he hasn't been found not guilty

He was never on trial for a crime.

He was investigated for colluding with Russia and the investigation concluded that he did not, hence he cannot be tried for not committing a crime, hence he cannot be found guilty or not guilty

by Guest Fri Apr 12, 2019 6:15 pm

Original Quill wrote:
smelly-bandit wrote:

Are you sure this time???

Quite.

Russ wrote:Because last time you said trump colluded with Russia and was going down to China town, and it turns out that he did no such thing - exonerated by the man sent to bring him down.

Trump hasn't been exonerated. We haven't seen the Mueller report, unredacted. Investigators on the Mueller team say that AG Barr is lying about it, and trying to keep it away from Congress and the public. What do you bet that when he releases it, it is 60% redacted.

Russ wrote:Now you have changed tune and its the tax returns gonna get Him?

Yep, those too. With a Democratic House, your boy is in for some rough times.

Russ wrote:If you're so sure this time, Wouldn't it have been easier to go for the tax returns first instead of the big nothing burger that cost millions and exonerated trump??

Who Congress? Mueller wasn't the only game in town. In fact, Mueller had a very limited scope...to look into the Russian messing with the elections, and if anyone in the Trump campaign helped them. Congress is just getting started with its investigation, and it's much broader.

Besides, there are investigations in the Courts of the southern district of NY, eastern district of VA, and in DC itself. Add to that, investigations by the State of New York, the State of California, and the State of Illinois. It's going to be a fun remaining two years.

It's not nice to be a crime family.

Well you said that before and nothing happend

Ever heard of the boy who cried wolf??? You're that boy

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