Trump team tries to hide the fact that Trump is obese

by Ben Reilly Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:44 pm

On Thursday, just after Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced the possible declaration of a national emergency using the Notes app, the White House quietly released the results of Cheeto-Faced Ferret-Wearing Shit Gibbon’s annual physical, six days after the four-hour doctor’s visit occurred. Enough time had passed that Dick Cheney’s former physician — who knows a thing or two or five about cardiovascular health — began to speculate about what sort of results the president might be concealing. Turns out, it’s nothing one of Trump’s oversize coats can’t hide: At 243 pounds, according to his BMI index, the president is obese.

The Body Mass Index — which measures weight divided by height, squared — certainly has its flaws, the primary one being that it cannot differentiate between fat and muscle. But considering that Trump’s BMI of 30.4 was derived from his self-reported height of six feet, three inches, it’s likely that his BMI measurement is much higher. According to the girther micro-movement of 2018, or anyone who’s seen a picture of the purportedly six-foot-three Trump next to the definitely six-foot-one Obama, the president may not be as tall as he says he is. According to the New York Times’ Maggie Haberman, there’s also speculation among “several allies and associates” that Trump weighs more than he’s putting on.

After last year’s physical, outside physicians determined that Trump’s checkup revealed more serious issues than his then-doctor Ronny Jackson let on. Jackson claimed that Trump was in “excellent” health, despite having an LDL cholesterol count of 143 — well over the ideal level of 100 for “bad” cholesterol. A Stanford doctor interviewed by the Times said he would “definitely” be concerned about Trump’s risk of heart attack, if the president were one of his patients. To Trump’s credit — despite not losing the 10 to 15 pounds that Jackson recommended — last week’s physical showed that he did lower his cholesterol to 122, which is still 20 points above the preferred range.

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/02/white-house-tries-to-hide-official-news-that-trump-is-obese.html

He cares way too much about what other people think of him, always has.

by Original Quill Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:48 pm

That's why I think he will never face a trial. He will be 73-years old in June, and his body is undergoing constant stress and tension.

Alas, we must shoot for the kids, and hope they get long, long sentences.

by eddie Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:56 pm

I think lots of people ignore/deny/hide the fact that they’re obese.

by Maddog Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:07 pm

He's lighter than me.

You calling me fat? Cool

by Ben Reilly Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:10 pm

Maddog wrote:He's lighter than me.

You calling me fat?

I'm not calling you fat, I'm just saying ...

You have to grease you up and tempt you with a Twinkie to get you through the doorway!

When you get your shoes shined, you have to take their word for it!

A portrait of you would fall off the wall!

When you haul ass, you have to make two trips!

by Maddog Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:15 pm

>THE Ben Reilly< wrote:
Maddog wrote:He's lighter than me.

You calling me fat?

I'm not calling you fat, I'm just saying ...

You have to grease you up and tempt you with a Twinkie to get you through the doorway!

When you get your shoes shined, you have to take their word for it!

A portrait of you would fall off the wall!

When you haul ass, you have to make two trips!

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by Ben Reilly Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:24 pm

Maddog wrote:
>THE Ben Reilly< wrote:
Maddog wrote:He's lighter than me.

You calling me fat?

I'm not calling you fat, I'm just saying ...

You have to grease you up and tempt you with a Twinkie to get you through the doorway!

When you get your shoes shined, you have to take their word for it!

A portrait of you would fall off the wall!

When you haul ass, you have to make two trips!

Man, that's me and Edds since I've gotten here, we've been eating so much! Just gorging ourselves like fat pigs. We have no shame.

by Guest Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:58 pm

why are you fat shaming the god emperor??

by Andy Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:06 pm

Maddog wrote:He's lighter than me.

You calling me fat?

You know you are fat when you haven't seen your cock for 10 years.

by Ben Reilly Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:27 pm

smelly-bandit wrote:why are you fat shaming the god emperor??

Your little schoolgirl crush on him is just so cute!

by Guest Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:34 pm

>THE Ben Reilly< wrote:
smelly-bandit wrote:why are you fat shaming the god emperor??

Your little schoolgirl crush on him is just so cute!

whenever i get annoyed about something, all i do is watch youtube videos of the night it all went wrong for you guys, all the celebs, the social media influencers, the media elite all crying your little eyes out, and me just laughing my ass off

by Guest Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:35 pm

smelly-bandit wrote:
>THE Ben Reilly< wrote:

Your little schoolgirl crush on him is just so cute!

whenever i get annoyed about something, all i do is watch youtube videos of the night it all went wrong for you guys, all the celebs, the social media influencers, the media elite all crying your little eyes out, and me just laughing my ass off

Was that also the best night sex you had with your right hand?

Hope your hand did not fall asleep on you.... Laughing

by JulesV Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:46 pm

>THE Ben Reilly< wrote:
Maddog wrote:

Man, that's me and Edds since I've gotten here, we've been eating so much! Just gorging ourselves like fat pigs. We have no shame.

My mate Martha's momma is so fat that ……...

she jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing, "We are family!"

her husband climbed up on top of her - and burned his ass on the light bulb!

when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show!

she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

she goes to a restaurant, orders everything on the menu, including "Thank You, Come Again"!

she stepped on a talking scale and it said, "Please step out of the car!

she was standing at a corner alone and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!

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by eddie Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:19 pm

smelly-bandit wrote:
>THE Ben Reilly< wrote:
smelly-bandit wrote:why are you fat shaming the god emperor??

Your little schoolgirl crush on him is just so cute!

whenever i get annoyed about something, all i do is watch youtube videos of the night it all went wrong for you guys, all the celebs, the social media influencers, the media elite all crying your little eyes out, and me just laughing my ass off

Wow. Allow me to show you some other good YouTube videos sometime. Wink

by Ben Reilly Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:49 pm

eddie wrote:
smelly-bandit wrote:
>THE Ben Reilly< wrote:
smelly-bandit wrote:why are you fat shaming the god emperor??

Your little schoolgirl crush on him is just so cute!

whenever i get annoyed about something, all i do is watch youtube videos of the night it all went wrong for you guys, all the celebs, the social media influencers, the media elite all crying your little eyes out, and me just laughing my ass off

Wow. Allow me to show you some other good YouTube videos sometime.

Or some PornHub ones. Ehhhhhhhhhhh????

by eddie Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:51 pm

>THE Ben Reilly< wrote:
eddie wrote:
smelly-bandit wrote:
>THE Ben Reilly< wrote:
smelly-bandit wrote:why are you fat shaming the god emperor??

Your little schoolgirl crush on him is just so cute!

whenever i get annoyed about something, all i do is watch youtube videos of the night it all went wrong for you guys, all the celebs, the social media influencers, the media elite all crying your little eyes out, and me just laughing my ass off

Wow. Allow me to show you some other good YouTube videos sometime.

Or some PornHub ones. Ehhhhhhhhhhh????

Hmmmm. I think some sexy girls in a hijab might be just the thing.

by Original Quill Sat Feb 16, 2019 12:55 am

>THE Ben Reilly< wrote:
Maddog wrote:He's lighter than me.

You calling me fat?

I'm not calling you fat, I'm just saying ...

You have to grease you up and tempt you with a Twinkie to get you through the doorway!

When you get your shoes shined, you have to take their word for it!

A portrait of you would fall off the wall!

When you haul ass, you have to make two trips!

Yeah, when I heard your stats, I started worrying about you. Lay off the bagels and cream cheese, pardner.

by 'Wolfie Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:16 am

Re: the O/P...

First of all, the BMI concept is a useless load of crap, with little scientific creedence and no statistical backing, but beloved by insurance companies and healthfunds to screw over their clients; and slimming/diet companies to draw more suckers in..

A well muscled athlete, with low bodyfat, can have a BMI of 30+ (making them "grossly obese" by the bullshit actuarial tables often popping up on bullshit online slimming and faux-health sites..), while an anorexic girl with bodyfat of 40%+ ("clinically obese" in genuine medical terms..) will be described as "underweight" and passed off as healthy by those same tables !

Body measurement comparisons and the resultant bullshit "BMI" figures they use are a throwback to the 1960s -- genuine bodyfat proportions, derived from measuring the %'s of both fat and muscle, are much more realistic.

Plus, you can see when a person is grossly or "morbidly" obese just by looking at them..

In Cheeto-Faced Ferret-Wearing Shit Gibbon 's case, that pig

has obviously been genuinely and clearly 'obese' for the past few years -- right through his TV show, and into his presidency...
(Personally, I'm currently around 15 to 20 kgs over my 'ideal' weight range -- and I'm still a lot slimmer and trimmer than the Dumpster. I reckon he could stand to lose a good 30 --> 40 kg -- closer to 70 - 88 lbs rather than "10 or 15 lbs"..).

by Raggamuffin Sat Feb 16, 2019 10:37 am

BMI is a good indication because the ranges are pretty large. However, I agree that you don't need to know your BMI because you only have to look at yourself in the mirror or feel that squidgy stuff around your middle to know that you're too fat. Laughing

by Eilzel Sat Feb 16, 2019 10:40 am

>THE Ben Reilly< wrote:
Maddog wrote:
>THE Ben Reilly< wrote:
Maddog wrote:He's lighter than me.

You calling me fat?

I'm not calling you fat, I'm just saying ...

You have to grease you up and tempt you with a Twinkie to get you through the doorway!

When you get your shoes shined, you have to take their word for it!

A portrait of you would fall off the wall!

When you haul ass, you have to make two trips!

Man, that's me and Edds since I've gotten here, we've been eating so much! Just gorging ourselves like fat pigs. We have no shame.

There really is nothing more romantic than the idea of growing fat together Laughing

by Original Quill Sat Feb 16, 2019 6:20 pm

Eilzel wrote:
>THE Ben Reilly< wrote:

Man, that's me and Edds since I've gotten here, we've been eating so much! Just gorging ourselves like fat pigs. We have no shame.

There really is nothing more romantic than the idea of growing fat together

Fer god's sake, it's English food. You can't get fat on something that has no nutritional value whatsoever. Laughing

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