Written porn....then and now. Fanny Hill v Fifty shades.

by Syl Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:18 pm

Oh how times have changed. Laughing

"A rare original copy of a notorious book about prostitution dubbed ‘Britain’s first pornographic magazine' has been unearthed by experts.
‘Memoirs of the Life of Miss Fanny Hill, The Career of A Woman of Pleasure’ caused outrage when it was first published in 1749.It tells the story of a teenage orphan from a Lancashire village who travels to London and becomes a prostitute.
It describes the penis as a “sturdy stallion” and “furious battering ram” - while testicles are called “treasure bags of natures sweets”.The novel was reprinted more than 200 years later in the 1960s but was still deemed too explicit for British readers.More than 20,000 copies were seized from publishers and a nationwide warning was issued by police.Scotland Yard told booksellers they risked prosecution under the 1959 Obscene Publications Act if they sold it."

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/britains-first-porn-mag-saw-13855191

by Syl Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:13 pm

I think women on forums tend to have bigger 'treasure bags of natures sweets' than many male posters do.

I love that turn of phrase, may slip it into conversation whenever I get the chance from now on. lol!

by HoratioTarr Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:52 pm

Syl wrote:I think women on forums tend to have bigger 'treasure bags of natures sweets' than many male posters do.

I love that turn of phrase, may slip it into conversation whenever I get the chance from now on.

Don't you just love euphemisms.

by HoratioTarr Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:57 pm

50 Shades of Shite more like.

’“Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free. Holy cow! … He kneels up and pulls a condom onto his considerable length. Oh no … Will it? How?”

or

“Show me how you pleasure yourself … Keep still … We’re going to have to work on keeping you still, baby … Let’s see if we can make you come like this … You’re so deliciously wet. God, I want you … I’m going to fuck you now, Miss Steele … Hard ... Come for me, Ana.”

or

“I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder … Hmm … My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.”

or

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by Syl Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:59 pm

HoratioTarr wrote:
Syl wrote:I think women on forums tend to have bigger 'treasure bags of natures sweets' than many male posters do.

I love that turn of phrase, may slip it into conversation whenever I get the chance from now on.

Don't you just love euphemisms.

I love this one, it's so much more romantic than bollox. Razz

by Syl Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:03 pm

HoratioTarr wrote:50 Shades of Shite more like.

’“Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free. Holy cow! … He kneels up and pulls a condom onto his considerable length. Oh no … Will it? How?”

or

“Show me how you pleasure yourself … Keep still … We’re going to have to work on keeping you still, baby … Let’s see if we can make you come like this … You’re so deliciously wet. God, I want you … I’m going to fuck you now, Miss Steele … Hard ... Come for me, Ana.”

or

“I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder … Hmm … My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.”

or

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Oooerr Mrs, you will get Quill all interested in sex again, stop it. Laughing

I bought Fifty shades before all the hype had come out about it, I honestly thought it was a thriller, and I even sent my grandson to pay for it at the till along with his stationary items.
He has never let me forget that.....his nana got him to buy her soft porn reading. Embarassed

I read a few chapters then didnt bother. A woman can only be spanked so many times before she wants to punch her partner in the gob.

by eddie Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:28 pm

Fifty Shades was pathetic. It sounded like a fifteen year old trying to be “adventurous”.
It taught me nothing new and I didn’t even finish it.

I think it was written for bored housewives.

by Syl Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:40 pm

eddie wrote:Fifty Shades was pathetic. It sounded like a fifteen year old trying to be “adventurous”.
It taught me nothing new and I didn’t even finish it.

I think it was written for bored housewives.

I think you are right, and wasn't it written by a bored housewife too?
Me and my bf killed ourselves laughing at some of the exerpts.

Mind you, I think the once scandelous Fanny Hill is funny too.
'Trasure bags of natures sweets'. lol!

Written porn....then and now. Fanny Hill v Fifty shades.

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