My insane neighbour
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My insane neighbour
Last month, his wife admitted he spent £3000 on a firework display in his back garden - for his 2 year old daughter!!! It went on continuously for 75 minutes.
I thought he either had money to burn, or wasn't right in the head.
He confirmed the latter 5 minutes ago by starting to trim a bloody 16' high hedge that separates his garden from mine. In the pitch dark, wobbling on top of a precarious ladder with a lethal looking pretol hedge trimmer.
I hope he minds the coloured lights I put up in the hedge.
I thought he either had money to burn, or wasn't right in the head.
He confirmed the latter 5 minutes ago by starting to trim a bloody 16' high hedge that separates his garden from mine. In the pitch dark, wobbling on top of a precarious ladder with a lethal looking pretol hedge trimmer.
I hope he minds the coloured lights I put up in the hedge.
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Re: My insane neighbour
Tell 'em good luck with that petrol hedge-trimmer and the electrical spark from the lights.
Mount a camera aimed at him, so we can all enjoy it.
Mount a camera aimed at him, so we can all enjoy it.
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Re: My insane neighbour
Luckily, my lights are LED.
He is a crap neighbour.
But his wife is drop dead gorgeous, not averse to sunbathing topless, or in the skimpiest of bikinis.
Always a good time to cut my grass.
He is a crap neighbour.
But his wife is drop dead gorgeous, not averse to sunbathing topless, or in the skimpiest of bikinis.
Always a good time to cut my grass.
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Re: My insane neighbour
Wanna buy some Binoculars ?
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Re: My insane neighbour
I bet he’s high on cocaine and spirits or he just wants to annoy you, or both.
Gotta be honest, I often do odd things at odd times of the night. Sometimes I wonder if I’m right in the head.
Gotta be honest, I often do odd things at odd times of the night. Sometimes I wonder if I’m right in the head.
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