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Fendi’s £750 ‘vulva’ scarf makes wearers look like they’re being born
by eddie Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:44 pm
Name: The Touch of Fur shawl by Fendi.
Age: New in this season’s womenswear collection.
Price: £750.
Appearance: Well … um … That’s the thing.
What’s the thing? The appearance.
What about it? It’s peachy pink, made from silk and wool, trimmed with (ugh) real fox fur … and …
Yes? It looks like a giant vulva....
The external female genital organ? Yup.
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2018/oct/15/fendi-750-pound-vulva-scarf-makes-wearers-look-like-theyre-being-born
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Re: Fendi’s £750 ‘vulva’ scarf makes wearers look like they’re being born
by Ben Reilly Mon Oct 15, 2018 4:39 pm
Oh, I really want to see someone modeling this thing. And how did nobody think of it before??
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Re: Fendi’s £750 ‘vulva’ scarf makes wearers look like they’re being born
by Original Quill Mon Oct 15, 2018 4:43 pm
And they are all over me for merely using the term for it. 
Go figure.
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Re: Fendi’s £750 ‘vulva’ scarf makes wearers look like they’re being born
by eddie Mon Oct 15, 2018 4:44 pm
That’s exactly what I thought! They should make one with a hood that looks like a penis.
Will you buy me one, please baby?
Will you buy me one, please baby?
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Re: Fendi’s £750 ‘vulva’ scarf makes wearers look like they’re being born
by Ben Reilly Mon Oct 15, 2018 4:45 pm
eddie wrote:That’s exactly what I thought! They should make one with a hood that looks like a penis.
Will you buy me one, please baby?
Dude, we need 44,000 pounds, so I think you know the answer
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Re: Fendi’s £750 ‘vulva’ scarf makes wearers look like they’re being born
by Syl Mon Oct 15, 2018 7:19 pm
eddie wrote:
Name: The Touch of Fur shawl by Fendi.
Age: New in this season’s womenswear collection.
Price: £750.
Appearance: Well … um … That’s the thing.
What’s the thing? The appearance.
What about it? It’s peachy pink, made from silk and wool, trimmed with (ugh) real fox fur … and …
Yes? It looks like a giant vulva....
The external female genital organ? Yup.
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2018/oct/15/fendi-750-pound-vulva-scarf-makes-wearers-look-like-theyre-being-born
Lol....I can just see a womans head popping out of the opening, and if she is stupid enough to buy real fur AND spend such an amount on a glorified scarf....she is probably too stupid to realise what she would look like.
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Re: Fendi’s £750 ‘vulva’ scarf makes wearers look like they’re being born
by eddie Mon Oct 15, 2018 7:35 pm
I bet Quill could find a good word for what she would look like.
And I bet it begins with ‘C’.
And I bet it begins with ‘C’.
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Re: Fendi’s £750 ‘vulva’ scarf makes wearers look like they’re being born
by Syl Mon Oct 15, 2018 7:56 pm
eddie wrote:I bet Quill could find a good word for what she would look like.
And I bet it begins with ‘C’.
Yep, his rabid use of the C word has come about since the G word stopped overriding the C word......till then he did the P word to death.
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Re: Fendi’s £750 ‘vulva’ scarf makes wearers look like they’re being born
by magica Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:29 pm
Hate this scarf, who wants their face sticking out of this like they've just been born!
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Re: Fendi’s £750 ‘vulva’ scarf makes wearers look like they’re being born
by Original Quill Tue Oct 16, 2018 12:45 am
eddie wrote:I bet Quill could find a good word for what she would look like.
And I bet it begins with ‘C’.
But Clint is a man's name.
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Re: Fendi’s £750 ‘vulva’ scarf makes wearers look like they’re being born
by HoratioTarr Tue Oct 16, 2018 11:26 am
eddie wrote:
Name: The Touch of Fur shawl by Fendi.
Age: New in this season’s womenswear collection.
Price: £750.
Appearance: Well … um … That’s the thing.
What’s the thing? The appearance.
What about it? It’s peachy pink, made from silk and wool, trimmed with (ugh) real fox fur … and …
Yes? It looks like a giant vulva....
The external female genital organ? Yup.
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2018/oct/15/fendi-750-pound-vulva-scarf-makes-wearers-look-like-theyre-being-born
You're in serious trouble if you've got a minge that looks like that!
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Re: Fendi’s £750 ‘vulva’ scarf makes wearers look like they’re being born
by nicko Tue Oct 16, 2018 12:27 pm
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Re: Fendi’s £750 ‘vulva’ scarf makes wearers look like they’re being born
by JulesV Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:15 pm
eddie wrote:
Name: The Touch of Fur shawl by Fendi.
Age: New in this season’s womenswear collection.
Price: £750.
Appearance: Well … um … That’s the thing.
What’s the thing? The appearance.
What about it? It’s peachy pink, made from silk and wool, trimmed with (ugh) real fox fur … and …
Yes? It looks like a giant vulva....
The external female genital organ? Yup.
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2018/oct/15/fendi-750-pound-vulva-scarf-makes-wearers-look-like-theyre-being-born
Gross!!
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