Last words of famous people.

by Syl Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:01 pm

The alleged last words ever spoken by famous people.
What would you like your last words to be??

I love J DeMaggio's contribution.

Last words of famous people. BBhxVMR

"I FINALLY GET TO SEE MARILYN"

Click on the link for a slide show.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/photos/last-words-of-famous-people/ss-BBxoyaD?ocid=spartanntp#image=1

by Syl Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:16 pm

Tragically very precise.

Last words of famous people. BBhy7dN

"I'M SHOT"
Mark Chapman, the man who shot Lennon, met the Beatles' singer just hours before shooting him and asked him to sign an album outside the Dakota building in New York City. As Lennon and Yoko retuned after a stint at the recording studio, Chapman shot Lennon and then calmly walked to the side and flipped open a copy of JD Salinger's Catcher in the Rye. A bloodied Lennon staggered into the building saying "I'm shot", and that was the last time anyone heard him speak.

by eddie Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:30 pm

I said to Ben just last night, that a great headstone epitaph would be:

“When I was alive I looked for any excuse not to go to work. Now I have the best one ever”

Actually I said it far more eloquently than that but I’ll be fucked if I can remember.

by Syl Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:38 am

eddie wrote:I said to Ben just last night, that a great headstone epitaph would be:

“When I was alive I looked for any excuse not to go to work. Now I have the best one ever”

Actually I said it far more eloquently than that but I’ll be fucked if I can remember.

Lol...you should have written it down, profound comments can be fleeting.

I liked Spike Millgans idea for his headstone ..I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL. Razz

I will have a think of what I want.

by Cass Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:43 am

Louise-Marie-Thérèse de Saint Maurice, Comtesse de Vercellis let one rip while she was dying. She said, “Good. A woman who can fart is not dead.”

by nicko Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:41 am

Spike Milligan, "I Told you I Was ill " !

by Syl Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:20 pm

Cass wrote: Louise-Marie-Thérèse de Saint Maurice, Comtesse de Vercellis let one rip while she was dying. She said, “Good. A woman who can fart is not dead.”

Lol...that reminds me of a scene in Dinnerladies, Julie Walters played the reckless old mother who was videoing her last requests as she lay dying in bed.
She shifted her body and loudly farted as she was saying her last words. Razz

by Syl Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:22 pm

nicko wrote: Spike Milligan, "I Told you I Was ill " !

I already quoted that one Nicko, it was very funny.

I think mine will be...LIVED, LAUGHED..... DIED.
short and sweet.

by Cass Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:41 pm

Syl wrote:
Cass wrote: Louise-Marie-Thérèse de Saint Maurice, Comtesse de Vercellis let one rip while she was dying. She said, “Good. A woman who can fart is not dead.”

Lol...that reminds me of a scene in Dinnerladies, Julie Walters played the reckless old mother who was videoing her last requests as she lay dying in bed.
She shifted her body and loudly farted as she was saying her last words.

by nicko Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:49 pm

Sorry Syl, didn't see that. I thought he was funny, but lot's, including my Wife wouldn't agree !

by Syl Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:23 pm

nicko wrote:Sorry Syl, didn't see that. I thought he was funny, but lot's, including my Wife wouldn't agree !

Great minds think alike Nicko. Cool

I thought that remark he made was very witty, normally I didn't find him that funny..I never really got the goon sort of humour really.

by Guest Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:25 pm

I hate to plagerize, and am sure I will say something better when my time is due, but for now. This will do... Laughing

by Syl Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:29 pm

I think we would all prefer to burn out rather than fade away....as long as we don't burn out to quickly.

by magica Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:33 pm

I luv Spike Milligans epitaph lol.

I think I could have .. wish me luck as you wave me goodbye lol

by Fred Moletrousers Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:32 am

Grouch Marx: "This is no way to live...."

by Syl Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:44 pm

Fred Moletrousers wrote:Grouch Marx: "This is no way to live...."

I bet you like this one... “This wallpaper is terrible - one of us will have to go!” reported to be the last words spoken by Oscar Wilde.

by Syl Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:44 pm

magica wrote:I luv Spike Milligans epitaph lol.

I think I could have .. wish me luck as you wave me goodbye lol

I just think of Gracie Fields when I see that line. Laughing

by Fred Moletrousers Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:17 pm

King George V (when told by his doctor that he would soon be well enough to visit the seaside resort of Bognor Regis again): "Bugger Bognor."

Or, my greatest hero Oliver Cromwell when asked by a servant if he would like a drink: "It is not my design to drink or sleep. My design is to make what haste I can to be gone."

by Original Quill Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:28 pm

I love the epitaph that is written over a grave in the graveyard of the western town of Tombstone, AZ:

Here lies Lester Moore,
Four shots from a 44,
No less,
No more.

by Syl Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:29 pm

Fred Moletrousers wrote:King George V (when told by his doctor that he would soon be well enough to visit the seaside resort of Bognor Regis again): "Bugger Bognor."

Or, my greatest hero Oliver Cromwell when asked by a servant if he would like a drink: "It is not my design to drink or sleep. My design is to make what haste I can to be gone."

I like Oliver Cromwell's last words.
When you know your time is up what's the point in hanging around?

by Syl Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:40 pm

Henry Ward Beecher was an American Congregationalist clergyman, social reformer, and speaker, known for his support of the abolition of slavery,

His last words were....."NOW COMES THE MYSTERY"

by magica Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:16 pm

A man named Appel who was executed in the electric chair last words were

You're about to see a baked Apple

by Cass Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:23 am

Original Quill wrote:I love the epitaph that is written over a grave in the graveyard of the western town of Tombstone, AZ:

Here lies Lester Moore,
Four shots from a 44,
No less,
No more.

While it’s funny, it’s also a tourist trap

Lester Moore, with the famous epitaph "Here lies Lester Moore, Four slugs from a .44, No Less No more." Lester Moore was purportedly a Wells, Fargo & Co. station agent in the border town of Naco who died in a shootout with Hank Dunstan over a mangled package. There was never anyone named Lester Moore who was killed in Arizona Territory,[citation needed] and there is no evidence to indicate where Dunstan (who also died in the purported shootout) was buried.

by Cass Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:27 am

Along similar lines, this is a very interesting book

Last words of famous people. 56fb0a10

WEll fudge that picture didn’t work.

It’s called Well-Remembeted Friends
Eulogies on Celebrated Lives
Collected by Angela Huth

by Syl Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:37 am

Cass wrote:Along similar lines, this is a very interesting book

WEll fudge that picture didn’t work.

It’s called Well-Remembeted Friends
Eulogies on Celebrated Lives
Collected by Angela Huth

I can see half a pic Cass....when Im on the tablet not the laptop I can never see a full pic. Rolling Eyes

by Syl Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:38 am

magica wrote:A man named Appel who was executed in the electric chair last words were

You're about to see a baked Apple

He may have been bad, but at least he had humour. Razz

by Cass Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:42 am

Syl wrote:
Cass wrote:Along similar lines, this is a very interesting book

WEll fudge that picture didn’t work.

It’s called Well-Remembeted Friends
Eulogies on Celebrated Lives
Collected by Angela Huth
I can see half a pic Cass....when Im on the tablet not the laptop I can never see a full pic.

On my phone if I click on the picture a new tab pops up with the full size photograph. But I thought I had set the margins properly. Bloody technology. Anyhoos, it’s a great book. I think you would like it.

by Syl Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:51 am

I will have a look tomorrow Cass.
Im off to bed, Quill has given me brain ache. Laughing

Night night. x

by Cass Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:10 am

Syl wrote:I will have a look tomorrow Cass.
Im off to bed, Quill has given me brain ache.

Night night. x

Night. Time to make dinner here. Sleep well x

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