There's no fool like an old fool.

by Syl Mon Nov 13, 2017 6:55 pm

On the other hand, God loves a trier. Twisted Evil

"Ron Sheppard truly believed he had found his “forever wife” when he met Cristel Lalec after eight failed marriages.
But the 69-year-old’s hopes of a lasting romance were dashed when she ran off with another man before he could tie the knot."

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/i-gave-her-everything-and-she-does-a-runner-im-a-mug-uks-most-married-man-is-ditched-by-wife-9/ar-BBET2kR?li=AAmiR2Z&ocid=spartanntp

There's no fool like an old fool. BBESQZ1

There's no fool like an old fool. BBESQZ1

by SEXY MAMA Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:12 pm

Ffs!

What’s wrong with these people?

by Syl Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:17 pm

Looking for Thai brides (No 7 and No 8 were called Wan and Weng) isn't really a good way to find true love.

I think the writing was on the wall for (almost) No 9 wife when he noticed...

“She hated my Norman Wisdom impressions, she had no idea who he was. She’d just sit there with her earphones in taking selfies and I’d have to shout her name just to get her to look at me.”

by HoratioTarr Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:21 pm

Abandons her nine kids!

[*]Heidi Hepworth, 44, ditched her husband Andy, 44, for 30-year-old Mamadou
[*]Andy, from East Boldon in South Tyneside, is convinced Heidi was brainwashed
[*]She had never been abroad before, but has flown to Gambia to be with her lover
[*]In March, she gave herself a make-over and started talking to strangers online
[*]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5075981/Mother-nine-ditches-partner-23-years-toyboy.html

by SEXY MAMA Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:23 pm

Syl wrote:Looking for Thai brides (No 7 and No 8 were called Wan and Weng) isn't really a good way to find true love.

I think the writing was on the wall for (almost) No 9 wife when he noticed...

“She hated my Norman Wisdom impressions, she had no idea who he was. She’d just sit there with her earphones in taking selfies and I’d have to shout her name just to get her to look at me.”

Seriously I think he secretly enjoys being used

No one can be that stupid surely.

by Syl Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:27 pm

Stupid stupid cow.
Dumping her 9 children and taking up with a man who will use her then leave her, she deserves everything she gets.

by Syl Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:29 pm

SEXY MAMA wrote:
Syl wrote:Looking for Thai brides (No 7 and No 8 were called Wan and Weng) isn't really a good way to find true love.

I think the writing was on the wall for (almost) No 9 wife when he noticed...

“She hated my Norman Wisdom impressions, she had no idea who he was. She’d just sit there with her earphones in taking selfies and I’d have to shout her name just to get her to look at me.”

Seriously I think he secretly enjoys being used

No one can be that stupid surely.

Well you would think so SM...but read the link HT has just posted.

What is wrong with these selfish, stupid, shallow people?

by SEXY MAMA Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:34 pm

HoratioTarr wrote:Abandons her nine kids!

[*]Heidi Hepworth, 44, ditched her husband Andy, 44, for 30-year-old Mamadou
[*]Andy, from East Boldon in South Tyneside, is convinced Heidi was brainwashed
[*]She had never been abroad before, but has flown to Gambia to be with her lover
[*]In March, she gave herself a make-over and started talking to strangers online
[*]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5075981/Mother-nine-ditches-partner-23-years-toyboy.html

Words fail me!!!!!!

by SEXY MAMA Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:35 pm

Syl wrote:
SEXY MAMA wrote:

Seriously I think he secretly enjoys being used

No one can be that stupid surely.
Well you would think so SM...but read the link HT has just posted.

What is wrong with these selfish, stupid, shallow people?

It’s a fucked up world!

Evil or Very Mad

by Syl Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:54 pm

SEXY MAMA wrote:
Syl wrote:
Well you would think so SM...but read the link HT has just posted.

What is wrong with these selfish, stupid, shallow people?

It’s a fucked up world!

The woman in the other link is even worse than the man in the OP.
My own dad left (ran off with his fancy piece) when I was 5....he never came back to see me or my sister who was a couple of years older, even though he didn't live that far away.
He was a respected member of the community, held down a good job in the police force, was a loving husband and father ...then he just pissed off and didn't look back.

He tried to see me many years later, I couldn't be bothered...I hope this womans kids get by fine without her and pay her back in kind one day.

by SEXY MAMA Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:06 pm

Syl wrote:
SEXY MAMA wrote:

It’s a fucked up world!

The woman in the other link is even worse than the man in the OP.
My own dad left (ran off with his fancy piece) when I was 5....he never came back to see me or my sister who was a couple of years older, even though he didn't live that far away.
He was a respected member of the community, held down a good job in the police force, was a loving husband and father ...then he just pissed off and didn't look back.

He tried to see me many years later, I couldn't be bothered...I hope this womans kids get by fine without her and pay her back in kind one day.

I’m so sorry to hear that.

It’s amazing how selfish and despicable adulterers can become.

by Guest Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:17 pm

Selfish is about right

i know there are many valid reasons for couples breaking up but also many couples will up and leave their partner because they're bored, romance worn off, grass is greener over yonder, etc etc rather than actually work at the relationship

that's bad enough but how any human being, father or mother can walk away from their children is completely beyond me

by eddie Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:09 pm

Perhaps he wants to get to double figures.

Norman Wisdom impressions? Fuck sake.

by magica Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:27 pm

These Filipino girls just want money for their families and a visa. This old man was stupid didn't he wonder what a young girl would see in him, seriously.

That mum who buggered off to her boyfriend in Ghana, who she met on internet, wait til he gets a visa, she won't see his arse for dust.

These people get what they deserve tbh, bloody idiots.

by Guest Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:54 pm

“As far as I’m concerned I’m back on the market.“ I’m not going to say I haven’t already had women contacting me, I don’t know what it is about me, women just seem to flock to me.

“I’m batting them off. I think it could be my natural charm and charisma. I am great at impressions, I can do 54 different people like Norman Wisdom and Frank Spencer.''

WOW! How could she possible have left him

by magica Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:01 pm

Haha Gel, man's delusional. He makes my skin crawl

by Guest Mon Nov 13, 2017 10:09 pm

He must have something good tucked away because his face is nothing to look at is it Laughing

by Syl Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:34 am

Vicar of Dibley (vod) wrote:He must have something good tucked away because his face is nothing to look at is it

Could be his wallet. Razz

by Syl Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:41 am

SEXY MAMA wrote:
Syl wrote:
The woman in the other link is even worse than the man in the OP.
My own dad left (ran off with his fancy piece) when I was 5....he never came back to see me or my sister who was a couple of years older, even though he didn't live that far away.
He was a respected member of the community, held down a good job in the police force, was a loving husband and father ...then he just pissed off and didn't look back.

He tried to see me many years later, I couldn't be bothered...I hope this womans kids get by fine without her and pay her back in kind one day.

I’m so sorry to hear that.

It’s amazing how selfish and despicable adulterers can become.

My mum made up for it, she was all the parent we needed. Smile

Its really nice to see other dads who are obviously loved and respected though....it must be a great relationship to have. I love you

To hear of a woman who puts herself before her kids is somehow sadder....especially when she has nine of them.

by 'Wolfie Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:35 am

SEXY MAMA wrote:
Syl wrote:
The woman in the other link is even worse than the man in the OP.
My own dad left (ran off with his fancy piece) when I was 5....he never came back to see me or my sister who was a couple of years older, even though he didn't live that far away.
He was a respected member of the community, held down a good job in the police force, was a loving husband and father ...then he just pissed off and didn't look back.

He tried to see me many years later, I couldn't be bothered...I hope this womans kids get by fine without her and pay her back in kind one day.

I’m so sorry to hear that.

It’s amazing how selfish and despicable adulterers can become.

I reckon they're usually mostly "selfish and despicable" even before they become adulterers...

(And often reasonably good actors, at hiding their true natures -- though not always, as I've also seen serial offenders who were known lowlifes and scumbags, who still manage to have potential victims hanging off them -- no matter how many times they re-offend..).

by Syl Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:43 pm

There is a huge difference in adulterers and parents who abandon their kids.

I think most people can understand that somtimes love dies and people move on to different partners ...but once a parent always a parent.
I don't know how the love for a child can ever disappear in the same way.

by magica Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:47 pm

Syl wrote:There is a huge difference in adulterers and parents who abandon their kids.

I think most people can understand that somtimes love dies and people move on to different partners ...but once a parent always a parent.
I don't know how the love for a child can ever disappear in the same way.

No I don't get that either Syl.

She has 9 kids, and sodded them all off.

When this new man vanishes she will crawl back to her kids and/or her husband., I hope they turn their backs on her as she has them.

by Syl Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:50 pm

magica wrote:
Syl wrote:There is a huge difference in adulterers and parents who abandon their kids.

I think most people can understand that somtimes love dies and people move on to different partners ...but once a parent always a parent.
I don't know how the love for a child can ever disappear in the same way.

No I don't get that either Syl.

She has 9 kids, and sodded them all off.

When this new man vanishes she will crawl back to her kids and/or her husband., I hope they turn their backs on her as she has them.

Well that would be exactly what she deserves.

Three of the children are not even her husbands, she already had them from a previous relationship.

Mind you, anyone selfish enough to have 9 kids in this day and age cant really be expected to act in a decent way imo.

by magica Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:51 pm

No I think that as well, knocking out kids, don't make you a mum!

by magica Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:54 pm

Syl wrote:
Vicar of Dibley (vod) wrote:He must have something good tucked away because his face is nothing to look at is it

Could be his wallet.

And..... the fact he's English, a visa would've gone a long way with her. Maybe she met another mug Neutral

Also sorry got to say he's hardly a puller of girls is he, what really makes him think girls fancy him for him, he's an idiot.

by Syl Tue Nov 14, 2017 6:42 pm

magica wrote:
Syl wrote:

Could be his wallet.

And..... the fact he's English, a visa would've gone a long way with her. Maybe she met another mug

Also sorry got to say he's hardly a puller of girls is he, what really makes him think girls fancy him for him, he's an idiot.

Well yes, but he can do impressions of Norman Wisdom and Frank Spencer. snobby

by Guest Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:03 pm

Syl wrote:
SEXY MAMA wrote:

I’m so sorry to hear that.

It’s amazing how selfish and despicable adulterers can become.

My mum made up for it, she was all the parent we needed.

To hear of a woman who puts herself before her kids is somehow sadder....especially when she has nine of them.

that's nice to know syl x

i find it even harder to understand a woman walking away from her children than a man
i find it more stomach churning when a child is abused by a woman than a man

no idea why

as for this particular woman with her 9 kids

you can be sure the Jeremy Kyle production team have them firmly in their sights for future episodes

Rolling Eyes

by magica Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:03 pm

I loved Norman Wisdom, not this fool lol

by Syl Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:09 pm

gelico wrote:
Syl wrote:

My mum made up for it, she was all the parent we needed.

To hear of a woman who puts herself before her kids is somehow sadder....especially when she has nine of them.

that's nice to know syl x

i find it even harder to understand a woman walking away from her children than a man
i find it more stomach churning when a child is abused by a woman than a man

no idea why

as for this particular woman with her 9 kids

you can be sure the Jeremy Kyle production team have them firmly in their sights for future episodes

It does seem worse when a woman acts like this...possibly because women are seen as the nurturers, and when they dont its even more shocking.

by Syl Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:20 pm

magica wrote:I loved Norman Wisdom, not this fool lol

When my OH worked from the airport Norman Wisdom would come out of the terminal to get in a cab, he would do his falling over act, being really daft, just to entertain all the cabbies.
He did it every time, they all loved him and he loved making them all laugh, he seemed to be a lovely man.

I think his last few years was spent in a nursing home in the Isle of Man.

by Guest Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:23 pm

magica wrote:I loved Norman Wisdom, not this fool lol

Hey mags - i had to laugh when he said she didn't like them and would sit on her phone and that he had to shout in her ear to get her attention FFS! no warning signs there then

lol!

he looks like a little troll like thing that should be on guard under a bridge somewhere

eww!!

i dont give a stuff how fat his bank balance might be i couldn't stomach it

by eddie Tue Nov 14, 2017 7:42 pm

Syl wrote:
magica wrote:I loved Norman Wisdom, not this fool lol
When my OH worked from the airport Norman Wisdom would come out of the terminal to get in a cab, he would do his falling over act, being really daft, just to entertain all the cabbies.
He did it every time, they all loved him and he loved making them all laugh, he seemed to be a lovely man.

I think his last few years was spent in a nursing home in the Isle of Man.

Did he die? I never knew he was dead.

by JulesV Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:23 pm

The first 4 or 5 failed marriages - that's nature's way of telling you you're simply not cut out for it, dude.

Would a vibrant, nubile young lass fall for a crusty old catarrhal fool??

Behave!

by magica Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:11 pm

Syl wrote:
magica wrote:I loved Norman Wisdom, not this fool lol
When my OH worked from the airport Norman Wisdom would come out of the terminal to get in a cab, he would do his falling over act, being really daft, just to entertain all the cabbies.
He did it every time, they all loved him and he loved making them all laugh, he seemed to be a lovely man.

I think his last few years was spent in a nursing home in the Isle of Man.

Brilliantly down to earth comedian.

by magica Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:15 pm

gelico wrote:
magica wrote:I loved Norman Wisdom, not this fool lol

Hey mags - i had to laugh when he said she didn't like them and would sit on her phone and that he had to shout in her ear to get her attention FFS! no warning signs there then

he looks like a little troll like thing that should be on guard under a bridge somewhere

eww!!

i dont give a stuff how fat his bank balance might be i couldn't stomach it

He makes my skin crawl Gel, those lips, looks like he's salivating oh yuk!

He looks like this smiley. sleaze

ha

by magica Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:17 pm

gelico wrote:
magica wrote:I loved Norman Wisdom, not this fool lol

Hey mags - i had to laugh when he said she didn't like them and would sit on her phone and that he had to shout in her ear to get her attention FFS! no warning signs there then

he looks like a little troll like thing that should be on guard under a bridge somewhere

eww!!

i dont give a stuff how fat his bank balance might be i couldn't stomach it

He makes my skin crawl Gel, those lips, looks like he's salivating oh yuk!

He looks like this smiley. sleaze

ha

by magica Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:17 pm

gelico wrote:
magica wrote:I loved Norman Wisdom, not this fool lol

Hey mags - i had to laugh when he said she didn't like them and would sit on her phone and that he had to shout in her ear to get her attention FFS! no warning signs there then

he looks like a little troll like thing that should be on guard under a bridge somewhere

eww!!

i dont give a stuff how fat his bank balance might be i couldn't stomach it

He makes my skin crawl Gel, those lips, looks like he's salivating oh yuk!

He looks like this smiley. sleaze

ha

by Fred Moletrousers Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:18 pm

Syl wrote:
magica wrote:I loved Norman Wisdom, not this fool lol
When my OH worked from the airport Norman Wisdom would come out of the terminal to get in a cab, he would do his falling over act, being really daft, just to entertain all the cabbies.
He did it every time, they all loved him and he loved making them all laugh, he seemed to be a lovely man.

I think his last few years was spent in a nursing home in the Isle of Man.

My late brother-in-law was a great friend of Norman Wisdom and I met him several times. Great guy and an absolute master of the comedy "pratfall."

by Guest Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:22 pm

magica wrote:
gelico wrote:

Hey mags - i had to laugh when he said she didn't like them and would sit on her phone and that he had to shout in her ear to get her attention FFS! no warning signs there then

he looks like a little troll like thing that should be on guard under a bridge somewhere

eww!!

i dont give a stuff how fat his bank balance might be i couldn't stomach it

He makes my skin crawl Gel, those lips, looks like he's salivating oh yuk!

He looks like this smiley. ha

he does indeed, lolol

so how many more times you gonna say that?

by Syl Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:27 pm

Fred Moletrousers wrote:
Syl wrote:
When my OH worked from the airport Norman Wisdom would come out of the terminal to get in a cab, he would do his falling over act, being really daft, just to entertain all the cabbies.
He did it every time, they all loved him and he loved making them all laugh, he seemed to be a lovely man.

I think his last few years was spent in a nursing home in the Isle of Man.

My late brother-in-law was a great friend of Norman Wisdom and I met him several times. Great guy and an absolute master of the comedy "pratfall."

He was still doing that fall in his 80,s to make people laugh...he was very talented and well loved.

by Syl Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:28 pm

eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:
When my OH worked from the airport Norman Wisdom would come out of the terminal to get in a cab, he would do his falling over act, being really daft, just to entertain all the cabbies.
He did it every time, they all loved him and he loved making them all laugh, he seemed to be a lovely man.

I think his last few years was spent in a nursing home in the Isle of Man.

Did he die? I never knew he was dead.

He died 7 years ago aged 95 (i just googled) so he lived till a ripe old age.

by Fred Moletrousers Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:32 pm

Syl wrote:
Fred Moletrousers wrote:

My late brother-in-law was a great friend of Norman Wisdom and I met him several times. Great guy and an absolute master of the comedy "pratfall."

He was still doing that fall in his 80,s to make people laugh...he was very talented and well loved.

He most certainly was. I look at some of today's stand-up so-called comics who expect to walk onto the stage in front of an audience of carefully selected and vetted "celebs", say "fuck off" and get rapturous applause...and I think to myself that people like Hancock, Wisdom, Howerd and Williams must be spinning in their graves.

by Syl Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:39 pm

Fred Moletrousers wrote:
Syl wrote:

He was still doing that fall in his 80,s to make people laugh...he was very talented and well loved.

He most certainly was. I look at some of today's stand-up so-called comics who expect to walk onto the stage in front of an audience of carefully selected and vetted "celebs", say "fuck off" and get rapturous applause...and I think to myself that people like Hancock, Wisdom, Howerd and Williams must be spinning in their graves.

There are some good comedians around, funny people will always be funny, but not many steal the heart like he did imo.Ken Dodd does pathos very well too.
Stand up always seems a bit too staged for my taste, i think John Bishop is good though....but he does swear a fair bit. Laughing

by magica Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:41 pm

gelico wrote:
magica wrote:

He makes my skin crawl Gel, those lips, looks like he's salivating oh yuk!

He looks like this smiley. ha

he does indeed, lolol

so how many more times you gonna say that?

Ha ha I did it twice - just a way of making sure I got it across There's no fool like an old fool. 3350646086

(Thats my excuse lol)

by magica Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:45 pm

Flipping heck I thought it was twice, but no three times, Shocked

by Guest Tue Nov 14, 2017 11:49 pm

i always loved the two ronnies sketches

they were really well done, funny, superb timing and not one single swear word

by Syl Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:02 am

Morecombe and Wise were great too.
The breakfast sketch to the stripper tune was brilliant.

by Fred Moletrousers Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:17 am

gelico wrote:

i always loved the two ronnies sketches

they were really well done, funny, superb timing and not one single swear word

Ronnie Barker used to have an antique shop in Chipping Norton. I bought an old Kodak camera from him once. Mean bugger wouldn't give me a discount for saying that I thought he was brilliant!

by HoratioTarr Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:48 am

Fred Moletrousers wrote:
gelico wrote:

i always loved the two ronnies sketches

they were really well done, funny, superb timing and not one single swear word

Ronnie Barker used to have an antique shop in Chipping Norton. I bought an old Kodak camera from him once. Mean bugger wouldn't give me a discount for saying that I thought he was brilliant!

He didn't put his hand on your knee, did he?

by Guest Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:57 am

Fred Moletrousers wrote:
gelico wrote:

i always loved the two ronnies sketches

they were really well done, funny, superb timing and not one single swear word

Ronnie Barker used to have an antique shop in Chipping Norton. I bought an old Kodak camera from him once. Mean bugger wouldn't give me a discount for saying that I thought he was brilliant!

to be fair though, if he gave discounts to everyone who said they thought he was brilliant he wouldn't have much of a business there

knowing me i would go in there see him and just think ''hmmm he reminds me of someone but i cant think who'' then wander off again puzzling about it for ages

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