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Lately...it's a slow, creaking sound.
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Original Quill wrote:Lately...it's a slow, creaking sound.
I know what you mean. Moi? A sort of somewhat muted expression of sheer surprise...and utter disbelief!
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I think the sound it should make is an awesome guitar solo - like the one in Beat It.
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Like Wayne's World
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The start of pink floyds 'in the flesh' track off their 'the wall' album... or the benny hill music...!!!
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When you come to the end of a lollipop, plop goes your heart. Max Bygraves
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Benny hill music!! Hahahahahah Tommy that was hilarious
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Its all good fun Eddie...!
What do you think about my other suggestion...?
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Your link doesn't work.
that really amused me
that really amused me
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The pink floyd one?
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Tommy Monk wrote:The pink floyd one?
No wasn't talking to you. Yours was photoshopped.
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For eddie... this intro... what you reckon...?
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Forgot I posted that hilarity, above. How hilarious of me.
"Fucking you is like fucking a corpse!"
"Fucking you is like fucking a corpse!"
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Tommy Monk wrote:The start of pink floyds 'in the flesh' track off their 'the wall' album... or the benny hill music...!!!
HAHAHAHA i wouldnt be able to shag for laughing if that happened
how about after ejaculation?
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Personally, I just try to do what makes my girlfriend happy...
At the moment she likes to be laid out on the bed...with half a coconut on each breast... and a slice of melon on her 'lady part'... while I make an entrance, fully naked except for a hat of fruit on my head, and a full erection with a band of flowers hanging off it, with the 'A-GA-DO' music playing and me doing the dance moves using only my flower draped erection...!
The 'to the left, to the right' bit is easy enough... but the rest is tough... it's definitely a 'work in progress'... and to be honest, I must say, the eye contact and her laughing doesn't help at all...!!!
At the moment she likes to be laid out on the bed...with half a coconut on each breast... and a slice of melon on her 'lady part'... while I make an entrance, fully naked except for a hat of fruit on my head, and a full erection with a band of flowers hanging off it, with the 'A-GA-DO' music playing and me doing the dance moves using only my flower draped erection...!
The 'to the left, to the right' bit is easy enough... but the rest is tough... it's definitely a 'work in progress'... and to be honest, I must say, the eye contact and her laughing doesn't help at all...!!!
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Okay! It's a great story and she's a lucky, lucky girl...but what has that got to do with the question, above?
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eddie wrote:Okay! It's a great story and she's a lucky, lucky girl...but what has that got to do with the question, above?
Nothing, i think Tommy just wanted to share.
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Syl wrote:eddie wrote:Okay! It's a great story and she's a lucky, lucky girl...but what has that got to do with the question, above?
Nothing, i think Tommy just wanted to share.
I somehow wish he hadn't, if I'm truly honest.
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My erection to the sound of 'a-ga-doo', is completely on topic of OP/thread...!!!
Or should I say... 'on tropical'... with all the exotic fruit involved in all the goings on around this particular erectile performance...!?
Or should I say... 'on tropical'... with all the exotic fruit involved in all the goings on around this particular erectile performance...!?
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eddie wrote:
This is the question I asked.
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Syl wrote:eddie wrote:Okay! It's a great story and she's a lucky, lucky girl...but what has that got to do with the question, above?
Nothing, i think Tommy just wanted to share.
We have plenty of left over fruit to share...
But can't even give it away, for some reason... can't think why...!?
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gelico wrote:
does it stay stiff forever?
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