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Re: Serious question.....
by Original Quill Fri May 05, 2017 7:33 pm
Lately...it's a slow, creaking sound.
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Re: Serious question.....
by Fred Moletrousers Fri May 05, 2017 7:39 pm
Original Quill wrote:Lately...it's a slow, creaking sound.
I know what you mean. Moi? A sort of somewhat muted expression of sheer surprise...and utter disbelief!
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Re: Serious question.....
by eddie Fri May 05, 2017 9:50 pm
I think the sound it should make is an awesome guitar solo - like the one in Beat It.
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Re: Serious question.....
by Tommy Monk Sat May 06, 2017 7:58 pm
The start of pink floyds 'in the flesh' track off their 'the wall' album... or the benny hill music...!!!
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by magica Sat May 06, 2017 9:21 pm
When you come to the end of a lollipop, plop goes your heart. Max Bygraves 
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Re: Serious question.....
by eddie Sun May 07, 2017 10:11 am
Benny hill music!! Hahahahahah Tommy that was hilarious 
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by Tommy Monk Sun May 07, 2017 9:08 pm
Its all good fun Eddie...!
What do you think about my other suggestion...?
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Re: Serious question.....
by eddie Mon May 08, 2017 12:30 pm
Your link doesn't work.
that really amused me
that really amused meLast edited by eddie on Mon May 08, 2017 9:41 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Re: Serious question.....
by eddie Mon May 08, 2017 8:18 pm
Tommy Monk wrote:The pink floyd one?
No wasn't talking to you. Yours was photoshopped.
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by Tommy Monk Mon May 08, 2017 8:41 pm
For eddie... this intro... what you reckon...?
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by eddie Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:21 pm
Forgot I posted that hilarity, above. How hilarious of me.
"Fucking you is like fucking a corpse!"
"Fucking you is like fucking a corpse!"
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by Guest Sun Sep 10, 2017 9:47 pm
Tommy Monk wrote:The start of pink floyds 'in the flesh' track off their 'the wall' album... or the benny hill music...!!!
HAHAHAHA i wouldnt be able to shag for laughing if that happened
how about after ejaculation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBzJGckMYO4
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Re: Serious question.....
by Tommy Monk Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:18 pm
Personally, I just try to do what makes my girlfriend happy...
At the moment she likes to be laid out on the bed...with half a coconut on each breast... and a slice of melon on her 'lady part'... while I make an entrance, fully naked except for a hat of fruit on my head, and a full erection with a band of flowers hanging off it, with the 'A-GA-DO' music playing and me doing the dance moves using only my flower draped erection...!
The 'to the left, to the right' bit is easy enough... but the rest is tough... it's definitely a 'work in progress'... and to be honest, I must say, the eye contact and her laughing doesn't help at all...!!!
At the moment she likes to be laid out on the bed...with half a coconut on each breast... and a slice of melon on her 'lady part'... while I make an entrance, fully naked except for a hat of fruit on my head, and a full erection with a band of flowers hanging off it, with the 'A-GA-DO' music playing and me doing the dance moves using only my flower draped erection...!
The 'to the left, to the right' bit is easy enough... but the rest is tough... it's definitely a 'work in progress'... and to be honest, I must say, the eye contact and her laughing doesn't help at all...!!!
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Re: Serious question.....
by eddie Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:31 pm
Okay! It's a great story and she's a lucky, lucky girl...but what has that got to do with the question, above?
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Re: Serious question.....
by Syl Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:37 pm
eddie wrote:Okay! It's a great story and she's a lucky, lucky girl...but what has that got to do with the question, above?
Nothing, i think Tommy just wanted to share.
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Re: Serious question.....
by eddie Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:41 pm
Syl wrote:eddie wrote:Okay! It's a great story and she's a lucky, lucky girl...but what has that got to do with the question, above?
Nothing, i think Tommy just wanted to share.
I somehow wish he hadn't, if I'm truly honest.
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by Tommy Monk Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:52 pm
My erection to the sound of 'a-ga-doo', is completely on topic of OP/thread...!!!
Or should I say... 'on tropical'... with all the exotic fruit involved in all the goings on around this particular erectile performance...!?
Or should I say... 'on tropical'... with all the exotic fruit involved in all the goings on around this particular erectile performance...!?
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Re: Serious question.....
by eddie Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:02 am
eddie wrote:
This is the question I asked.
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by Tommy Monk Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:05 am
Syl wrote:eddie wrote:Okay! It's a great story and she's a lucky, lucky girl...but what has that got to do with the question, above?
Nothing, i think Tommy just wanted to share.
We have plenty of left over fruit to share...
But can't even give it away, for some reason... can't think why...!?
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Re: Serious question.....
by Guest Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:15 am
suppose in tommys case it might be ''the flowers are so pretty''
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Re: Serious question.....
by Guest Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:16 am
do ya think that hole is gonna be big enough?
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