Asian Ear Wax

Little known fact: Asian people have different ear wax to other races of people.  

How do I know this you may ask? I will tell you.
I had my ears syringed a couple of weeks ago and after it was over I asked the nurse if I could see my wax because I am gross and disgusting like that. I turned to look at her and she was staring into the cup with a really weird look on her face. I made sure my ear was still attached because she then looked at me and stared.
"Do you have Asian blood?" She asked
"Erm, I have light hair and blue eyes...do I look Asian to you?"

She looked back into the cup and said she'd never seen anything like it in all her thirty years of syringing. My ear wax was Asian! She told me that everyone's ear wax is brown and sticky yet mine was exactly like Asian ear wax which is yellow (I call it golden) and crusty.
I googled it and it's true!

So I text one of my very best friends who's Indian, and told her we were related by DNA and best tell her dad, who's stinking rich, so that I can have some of his millions.
She said I was an idiot but that she was proud of me for having such golden ear wax.

Weird huh?

No doubt tonight eddie will be staring into the mirror, trying to determine whether her eyes have a slight almond shape and upturned at the outside;  and looking for a hint of high cheekbones...

Maybe a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother was Chinese market gardener's daughter who married into the family tree..

Never say never  !        

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:

No doubt tonight eddie will be staring into the mirror, trying to determine whether her eyes have a slight almond shape and upturned at the outside;  and looking for a hint of high cheekbones...

Maybe a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother was Chinese market gardener's daughter who married into the family tree..

Never say never  !        

Hey I am hoping my hair will turn black. Always wanted black hair.

I just poked a bit out of my ear, that was yellow as well !

Are you afraid your earwax will form a grooming gang?

Ben Reilly wrote:Are you afraid your earwax will form a grooming gang?

I can already hear them waxing lyrical about taking over the rest of my body.

See what I did?

eddie wrote:Little known fact: Asian people have different ear wax to other races of people.  

How do I know this you may ask? I will tell you.
I had my ears syringed a couple of weeks ago and after it was over I asked the nurse if I could see my wax because I am gross and disgusting like that. I turned to look at her and she was staring into the cup with a really weird look on her face. I made sure my ear was still attached because she then looked at me and stared.
"Do you have Asian blood?" She asked
"Erm, I have light hair and blue eyes...do I look Asian to you?"

She looked back into the cup and said she'd never seen anything like it in all her thirty years of syringing. My ear wax was Asian! She told me that everyone's ear wax is brown and sticky yet mine was exactly like Asian ear wax which is yellow (I call it golden) and crusty.
I googled it and it's true!

So I text one of my very best friends who's Indian, and told her we were related by DNA and best tell her dad, who's stinking rich, so that I can have some of his millions.
She said I was an idiot but that she was proud of me for having such golden ear wax.

Weird huh?

Well I never. Was great great great great great great grandma shagging the punka wallah?

I would assume so Horatio. I am thinking of changing my name to that of my Native American Tribe.

Or if there are any other offers as to what my new Native American name shall be...I'm all ears.

ear ear ...whats all this abaht then?????

If that's your new suggested name for me...that's terrible!

eddie wrote:I would assume so Horatio. I am thinking of changing my name to that of my Native American Tribe.

Or if there are any other offers as to what my new Native American name shall be...I'm all ears.

Runs at Mouth?

Eeeew, this thread.

Ben Reilly wrote:

eddie wrote:I would assume so Horatio. I am thinking of changing my name to that of my Native American Tribe.

Or if there are any other offers as to what my new Native American name shall be...I'm all ears.

Runs at Mouth?

Bet you was all pleased with yourself when you typed that.

Star gazer?

eddie wrote:I would assume so Horatio. I am thinking of changing my name to that of my Native American Tribe.

Or if there are any other offers as to what my new Native American name shall be...I'm all ears.

Eats own earwax?

nicko wrote:Star gazer?

See? That's a lovey lovely name!!

HoratioTarr wrote:

eddie wrote:I would assume so Horatio. I am thinking of changing my name to that of my Native American Tribe.

Or if there are any other offers as to what my new Native American name shall be...I'm all ears.

Eats own earwax?

I never would!
Well I have tasted it....but only once, and only because it was so golden.

eddie wrote:
I would assume so Horatio. I am thinking of changing my name to that of my Native American Tribe.

Or if there are any other offers as to what my new Native American name shall be...I'm all ears.

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Walks with shrews

Dancing with Wolfie.

nicko wrote:Dancing with Wolfie.

Now that, was funny!

Red Rum
Or
Shergar


Cos She's an old nag

Lord Foul wrote:Red Rum
Or
Shergar


Cos She's an old nag :

I rarely nag. I simply suggest.