Nigerian newspaper claims that woman ‘publicly disowned her cat’ because she declared it was gay

Reports from a newspaper in Nigeria claim that a woman in the country disowned her cat which she suspected was gay.

The Leadership newspaper published an article which said an unnamed middle-aged woman in the Lafia area “publicly disowned her cat”, a pet she had kept for seven years.

The reason? She suspected what she called “an unnatural sexual behaviour”, which she found “a contradiction of the laws of nature”.

In other words, she thought the cat was gay.

According to the newspaper, the cat was the first to have ever been publicly declared gay, and the first to be disowned by its owner.

The paper went on to say that the animal named Bull, had made “sexual advances only to other male cats in the house even though there are several other female cats.”

It went on to say that neighbours had speculated that, because no kittens had been born to the female cats which matched Bull’s colour, he had not been able to mate with the females.

The owner had “expressed a strong belief in the divine purpose of creating male and female of every creature to fulfil an ordained purpose of procreation.”

She said: “Anybody interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it.”

Sadly, nobody turned up to take the cat, the report went on, although many came to see the house to see where the incident had taken place, and others made jokes about the public declaration.

The Leadership describes itself as “not a regional or sectional paper. It is a national paper symbolically embedded in the nation’s capital.”

There has been worldwide condemnation of Nigeria after the country’s President, Goodluck Jonathan, signed into law a draconian anti-gay bill.

Anyone who enters into a same-sex marriage or civil union may be jailed for up to 14 years. The law also bans people who register, operate or participate in gay clubs, societies or organisations, or who publicly show that they are in a same-sex relationship.

Last year, a dog in Tennessee was rescued,after being left at a kennel by his owner who thought he was gay. He had been scheduled to be put down.

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/01/24/nigerian-newspaper-claims-that-woman-publicly-disowned-her-cat-because-she-declared-it-was-gay/

.....They are mental over there, too much religion involved there imo.

Insanity! Hopefully this cat gets a more-deserving owner

Classic.

   Cool, mon !
Those Nigerians have probably been drinking too much petrol.   Again..

MAYBE that Nigerian newspaper is trying to outdo the Zimbabwean "Goblin in a bottle" story from a couple of days ago ???   


  IMAGINE the fun one could have, if we took this Serbian folk-rock band, gave them 'a monkey in a bottle' and let them loose among a few petrol-sniffing Nigerians !

This is disgusting.Whatever next.......gay people?

I think its fair to say that either way.... her pussy was involved with another pussy.

Warren Moon wrote:I think its fair to say that either way.... her pussy was involved with another pussy.

You are pussy mad   

is all I can say about that.

They are very beautiful and fascinating.

Warren Moon wrote: is all I can say about that.

They are very beautiful and fascinating.  

  

Warren Moon wrote: is all I can say about that.

They are very beautiful and fascinating.  

.....are we talking about the same kind of pussy Keith?

Furry but you can get almost bald ones. Some exotic ones from far flung countries, There are fierce looking ones, cute looking ones and most of them dribble when they see a meaty sausage.

Warren Moon wrote:Furry but you can get almost bald ones.  Some exotic ones from far flung countries, There are fierce looking ones, cute looking ones and most of them dribble when they see a meaty sausage.  

Cute kittie hey   x

Yep, but I'm sure you have another one that is even cuter.

Love the first clip   x

LOL....birthday cake boy!


Brilliant FTL.