People Reveal Their Partner’s Most Annoying Traits

Lol @ number 13.
I admit to that rewind thing, it drives oh mad.
I do it more when I see something really funny, the more I rewind the funnier I find it. It really gets on his nerves.

This one for me

4. “He’s like a human heater and likes cuddling too much, so I end up waking up in the middle of the night literally sweating as he constantly rolls over to spoon me, which is really sweet until I almost get heat stroke.”

10 is me, I find it hard to enjoy movies myself because of it

I've put the list here:

1. “She seems to not always be wholly aware why it’s called an internal monologue.”

2. “When I ask her to repeat herself because I didn’t hear what she said, she just repeats one word making it even more difficult to understand.”

3. “Instead of throwing the stickers off fruit in the garbage, she sticks them to the counter right above the garbage can. Used to do it randomly, until she found out how much it annoys me. Now she does it deliberately.”

4. “He’s like a human heater and likes cuddling too much, so I end up waking up in the middle of the night literally sweating as he constantly rolls over to spoon me, which is really sweet until I almost get heat stroke.”

5. “A situation comes up which could have multiple outcomes. She’ll think what the worst possible outcome could be, and absolutely fixate on it as being inevitable.”

6. “She sets the alarm for an hour and a half before she needs to be up and just keeps hitting the snooze button.”

7. “When he tells stories he takes for-fucking-ever to get to the point, and sometimes forgets the point of the story in the middle of it.”

8. “She can’t watch anything without stopping it and rewinding it over and over, either because she wasn’t paying attention or she wants to read some silly detail. It usually takes at least twice as long to watch anything.”

9. “She takes her socks off in bed, but leaves them down by her feet under the covers. Once a week I have to go down there and get them all out or else they start to slide over to my side.”

10. “She’s really good at figuring out movie plots, so she can spoil a movie without ever having seen it before.”

11. “He’s got the text conversation flow skills of a golden retriever.”

12. “Her farts are way worse than mine. Even the dog starts sneezing.”

13. “He refuses to take his socks off during sex. Says it’s important for traction.”

14. “She doesn’t rinse her cereal bowls.”

15. “She is a semi compulsive hoarder.”

16. “He’s indecisive. I love my husband with all my heart but whyyyyy do I have to park before we go into a drive thru so he can look at a menu on his phone before he orders the same thing he gets every. other. time?”

17. “She leaves her wet towels on the bed.”

18. “He whistles, sings to the pets and repeats weird catch phrases when he comes home at midnight. Wakes me up and drives me crazy.”

I am 1, 3, 6, 10 and 17 - I've been told in my past relationships.
I think they're all liars.

And what man keeps his socks on for "good traction"??

eddie wrote:I am 1, 3, 6, 10 and 17 - I've been told in my past relationships.
I think they're all liars.

And what man keeps his socks on for "good traction"??

Well that's it then...marriage is out, you would drive me mad.

Syl wrote:

eddie wrote:I am 1, 3, 6, 10 and 17 - I've been told in my past relationships.
I think they're all liars.

And what man keeps his socks on for "good traction"??

Well that's it then...marriage is out, you would drive me mad.

I knew I shouldn't have been so honest.
And I didn't just stick the fruit stickers on the worktops either....I used to stick them on the back of my hands.
No idea why.

Everyone has some form of pet hates

The question to ask is whether they were ever at all pet hates for some before. Or was it where the relationship had an unresolved issue? That turned into a problem, which then turned into a hundred more problems, because the first issue was never resolved in the first place?

When people are happy, nothing tends to really bother them. Its only if things take a turn for he sour or on that path to them. Not always, but it does in many cases. Some people are that happy together then can say what bothers them in jest. Its always taken lightheartedly

Keeping your socks on for traction really works, if I remember correctly.

eddie wrote:

Syl wrote:

Well that's it then...marriage is out, you would drive me mad.

I knew I shouldn't have been so honest.
And I didn't  just stick the fruit stickers on the worktops either....I used to stick them on the back of my hands.
No idea why.

See....all the men in my life leave wet towels on the beds...it's a man thing, it's abnormal for a woman to do that...we are programmed to fold them straight and put them back on the towel rail.

The snooze button thing.....that's SO wrong. The alarm should always be set no more that 10 minutes before you need to get out of bed. I think that should be a law tbh.....sometimes a person has only managed to drop off an hour and a half before they are due to get up.....you would be depriving that person of any sleep at all.....that's cruel.

Syl wrote:

eddie wrote:

Syl wrote:

Well that's it then...marriage is out, you would drive me mad.

I knew I shouldn't have been so honest.
And I didn't  just stick the fruit stickers on the worktops either....I used to stick them on the back of my hands.
No idea why.

See....all the men in my life leave wet towels on the beds...it's a man thing, it's abnormal for a woman to do that...we are programmed to fold them straight and put them back on the towel rail.

The snooze button thing.....that's SO wrong. The alarm should always be set no more that 10 minutes before you need to get out of bed. I think that should be a law tbh.....sometimes a person has only managed to drop off an hour and a half before they are due to get up.....you would be depriving that person of any sleep at all.....that's cruel.

It's not that I mean to leave wet towels on the bed...I get sidetracked by something else! And snoozing....who DOESNT SNOOZE??? It's expected. It's what your alarm expects of you.
At least the stickers on my hand look pretty...huh?

eddie wrote:

Syl wrote:

See....all the men in my life leave wet towels on the beds...it's a man thing, it's abnormal for a woman to do that...we are programmed to fold them straight and put them back on the towel rail.

The snooze button thing.....that's SO wrong. The alarm should always be set no more that 10 minutes before you need to get out of bed. I think that should be a law tbh.....sometimes a person has only managed to drop off an hour and a half before they are due to get up.....you would be depriving that person of any sleep at all.....that's cruel.

It's not that I mean to leave wet towels on the bed...I get sidetracked by something else! And snoozing....who DOESNT SNOOZE??? It's expected. It's what your alarm expects of you.
At least the stickers on my hand look pretty...huh?

Walking round with Cox and Granny Smith written all over you could have some appeal I suppose.

You're going to stick some Cox stickers on your hubby now, aren't you?

eddie wrote:You're going to stick some Cox stickers on your hubby now, aren't you?

Nah....I think I know where everything is by now.

When my Wife goes shopping to the Super Market she comes back,

every time with those little pots of "dips", most of witch are thrown away hardly used.

I just thought of this one and had to share.

A few years ago I treated myself to a beautiful Chinese rug for the lounge. It's big and we had to rearrange all the furniture so it looked right, but we did and it does.
OH has a habit of picking some ripe fruit up and biting into it as he walks across the carpet. Often times the fruit is juicy, instead of getting a serviette he will lean forwards so the juice doesn't go on his clothes.....it goes on my rug instead.

If I DID THAT I'D BE DEAD !

nicko wrote:If I DID THAT I'D BE DEAD !

If I acted on impulse so would he be Nicko.

Syl wrote:

nicko wrote:If I DID THAT I'D BE DEAD !

If I acted on impulse so would he be Nicko.

I have to say I agree with you, Syl. If my OH did that, I would--oh, say--go pee in her sewing basket...or whatever is the gender equivalent.

Through various family links, I inherited a Shah Abbas Joshighan rug from my mother. It is 12' by 18'. If someone did that to it, it would be grounds for a passion offense.

Original Quill wrote:

Syl wrote:

If I acted on impulse so would he be Nicko.

I have to say I agree with you, Syl.  If my OH did that, I would--oh, say--go pee in her sewing basket...or whatever is the gender equivalent.

Through various family links, I inherited a Shah Abbas Joshighan rug from my mother.  It is 12' by 18'.  If someone did that to it, it would be grounds for a passion offense.

Lol...maybe if we had a defence for Crimes of passion in the UK my carpet would still be pristine.

My wife goes shopping and arrives home with armfuls of carrier bags with the name of clothes shops on them.
She comes in the door, puffs a couple of times and says the immortal words, "I couldn't find a thing to fit me".

Major wrote:My wife goes shopping and arrives home with armfuls of carrier bags with the name of clothes shops on them.
She comes in the door, puffs a couple of times and says the immortal words, "I couldn't find a thing to fit me".

It's a woman thing Major....the same as the ones who open crammed wardrobes and declare they 'Have nothing to wear'.

Syl wrote:

Major wrote:My wife goes shopping and arrives home with armfuls of carrier bags with the name of clothes shops on them.
She comes in the door, puffs a couple of times and says the immortal words, "I couldn't find a thing to fit me".

It's a woman thing Major....the same as the ones who open crammed wardrobes and declare they 'Have nothing to wear'.

Too true Syl, it duz make me smile as I remember my old man, my granddads and uncles saying the same things.

I do confess, I have loads of clothes and I do have impulse buys hanging on hangers that have never been worn....

My wife is like Major's. Loads of clothes but nothing to wear, yet once in while she'll have a sort out in her wardrobe, chuck out some clothes and takes them to a charity shop. That's good of her but come on, what a waste of money!

stardesk wrote:My wife is like Major's. Loads of clothes but nothing to wear, yet once in while she'll have a sort out in her wardrobe, chuck out some clothes and takes them to a charity shop. That's good of her but come on, what a waste of money!

Guilty as charged.

eddie wrote:

stardesk wrote:My wife is like Major's. Loads of clothes but nothing to wear, yet once in while she'll have a sort out in her wardrobe, chuck out some clothes and takes them to a charity shop. That's good of her but come on, what a waste of money!

Guilty as charged.

Me to.
If I could be bothered I would sell some stuff on ebay...I buy a lot but I never sell.