Christian flyer

by Raggamuffin Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:36 pm

Oh FFS.

by Guest Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:37 pm

eddie wrote:

I saw their facebook page! Seriously, mad as hatters.

by Guest Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:38 pm

Thankfully, we males are Satan free. Smile

by Guest Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:41 pm

by eddie Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:41 pm

MEN ARE NOT EXEMPT!!!'

This was her message:

Masturbation is a sin. Self-sexing is not only bad for your physical and mental health, but also destroys your spiritual wellbeing. If you ring the devil's doorbell, Satan will open up Hell's gates and drag you in! The same principle also applies to men: if you touch your sin stick, you are buying a one way ticket to the fiery inferno... For ETERNITY!!

Say NO to masturbation and YES to God. Take the pledge to be pure in body and mind TODAY!! Smile

1 Share = 1 soul saved !!
God bless you all - Margaret

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I shared it and saved my own soul.

by Guest Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:41 pm

Ziz wrote:Thankfully, we males are Satan free.

Ahhhhhhh! Some of you lol

by Raggamuffin Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:42 pm

I guess this thread is in revenge for some of the things said about Muslims.

I thought better of you eddie, but I was mistaken. Your thread title is provocative and misleading.

by Guest Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:42 pm

eddie wrote:Sorry Ziz, This was her message:

Masturbation is a sin. Self-sexing is not only bad for your physical and mental health, but also destroys your spiritual wellbeing. If you ring the devil's doorbell, Satan will open up Hell's gates and drag you in! The same principle also applies to men: if you touch your sin stick, you are buying a one way ticket to the fiery inferno... For ETERNITY!!

Say NO to masturbation and YES to God. Take the pledge to be pure in body and mind TODAY!!

1 Share = 1 soul saved !!
God bless you all - Margaret

***********************

I shared it and saved my own soul.

I bet she is one frustrated lady lol

by Guest Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:43 pm

sassy wrote:
Ziz wrote:Thankfully, we males are Satan free.

Ahhhhhhh! Some of you lol

I've never located this fabled clitoris thingy. Christian flyer 2190311264

by eddie Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:43 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:I guess this thread is in revenge for some of the things said about Muslims.

I thought better of you eddie, but I was mistaken. Your thread title is provocative and misleading.

Rags I make jokes about everything and everyone. Look around you.
It's funny you gotta admit.

by Raggamuffin Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:45 pm

eddie wrote:
Raggamuffin wrote:I guess this thread is in revenge for some of the things said about Muslims.

I thought better of you eddie, but I was mistaken. Your thread title is provocative and misleading.

Rags I make jokes about everything and everyone. Look around you.
It's funny you gotta admit.

I don't believe you. You're being malicious.

by Guest Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:46 pm

Ziz wrote:
sassy wrote:

Ahhhhhhh! Some of you lol

I've never located this fabled clitoris thingy.

What!!!!! We are not talking about the g-spot, please please tell me you are kidding. Surely your wife taught you Ziz, I don't believe you lol

by Guest Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:48 pm

sassy wrote:
Ziz wrote:

I've never located this fabled clitoris thingy.

What!!!!! We are not talking about the g-spot, please please tell me you are kidding. Surely your wife taught you Ziz, I don't believe you lol

by SEXY MAMA Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:49 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:
eddie wrote:

Rags I make jokes about everything and everyone. Look around you.
It's funny you gotta admit.

I don't believe you. You're being malicious.

Some Muslims believe the crap in the OP too

They are more alike than you think!

by eddie Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:49 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:
eddie wrote:
Raggamuffin wrote:I guess this thread is in revenge for some of the things said about Muslims.

I thought better of you eddie, but I was mistaken. Your thread title is provocative and misleading.

Rags I make jokes about everything and everyone. Look around you.
It's funny you gotta admit.

I don't believe you. You're being malicious.

Rags, you're being over-dramatic. Seriously. Rolling Eyes

by Guest Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:50 pm

eddie wrote:
Raggamuffin wrote:

I don't believe you. You're being malicious.

Rags, you're being over-dramatic. Seriously.

Just a bit!

by Victorismyhero Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:50 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:
eddie wrote:
Raggamuffin wrote:I guess this thread is in revenge for some of the things said about Muslims.

I thought better of you eddie, but I was mistaken. Your thread title is provocative and misleading.

Rags I make jokes about everything and everyone. Look around you.
It's funny you gotta admit.

I don't believe you. You're being malicious.

lighten up ragga, you gotta admit christian "fundies and born agains" are funny (over here at least...In America less so)

by Eilzel Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:36 am

Insane. The only thing funnier is when you hear people actually voicing this nonsense in public Smile

by Ben Reilly Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:45 am

by 'Wolfie Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:31 am

eddie wrote:
Raggamuffin wrote:

I don't believe you. You're being malicious.

Rags, you're being over-dramatic. Seriously.

"Over dramatic" is the norm for Ragamuffin...

Par for the course..

clown

by 'Wolfie Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:35 am

SEXY MAMA wrote:
Raggamuffin wrote:
I don't believe you. You're being malicious.

Some Muslims believe the crap in the OP too

They are more alike than you think!

G'day Sexy...

Haven't seen you on here for a while..

by Major Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:18 am

eddie wrote:
Raggamuffin wrote:I guess this thread is in revenge for some of the things said about Muslims.

I thought better of you eddie, but I was mistaken. Your thread title is provocative and misleading.

Rags I make jokes about everything and everyone. Look around you.
It's funny you gotta admit.

Yes, but you don't get BASEMENTED on a trumped up charge.

Fairness For All

by Raggamuffin Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:27 pm

Let's see eddie and Ben makes jokes about Muslims then.

by Syl Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:36 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:Let's see eddie and Ben makes jokes about Muslims then.

Actually you do have a point.
Some religions are up for grabs to make fun of....others might earn you a death sentence.

by Guest Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:52 pm

Q: How does every Islamic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

So kill me. Christian flyer 2190311264

by Syl Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:00 pm

Ziz wrote:Q: How does every Islamic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

So kill me.

OK...

by eddie Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:07 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:Let's see eddie and Ben makes jokes about Muslims then.

If I come across one, as I did this one, then I'll post it up for sure.

by SEXY MAMA Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:55 pm

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
SEXY MAMA wrote:

Some Muslims believe the crap in the OP too

They are more alike than you think!

G'day Sexy...

Haven't seen you on here for a while..

Hiya my Aussie friend!

Hope you are well x

by JulesV Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:41 pm

by Ben Reilly Fri Dec 09, 2016 7:36 pm

by eddie Fri Dec 09, 2016 7:40 pm

Hahahahahahahahahaha I actually cried with laugher at those

by Syl Fri Dec 09, 2016 7:53 pm

Well that evens it up a bit....I bet Rags will be pleased. Laughing

by Guest Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:02 pm

by Syl Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:12 pm

Ziz wrote:

That reminds me of the time a mini overtook us at some lights....the passenger wound the window down and came out with a right mouthful...the others in the car all agreed, they were four nuns.
We decided they must have been in fancy dress because surely nuns don't F and blind. Christian flyer 2190311264

by Victorismyhero Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:21 pm

unless they were from the convent of St Tourettes ???

by stardesk Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:43 pm

Butting in on this topic, what a load of old crap! Masturbation is most important, especially in the early formative years when the body is being prepared for it's adult functions. Also it helps to relieve oneself when sex is not available. Even Jesus probably had a good old pull at it...lol...

by Guest Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:43 pm

Syl wrote:
Ziz wrote:

That reminds me of the time a mini overtook us at some lights....the passenger wound the window down and came out with a right mouthful...the others in the car all agreed, they were four nuns.
We decided they must have been in fancy dress because surely nuns don't F and blind.

I lived opposite some nuns a decade or so ago. They blessed our house and prayed for me when I fell ill. I liked them despite believing their religion is bunk. I never heard them swear but some looked like tough old birds.

by eddie Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:48 pm

stardesk wrote:Butting in on this topic, what a load of old crap! Masturbation is most important, especially in the early formative years when the body is being prepared for it's adult functions. Also it helps to relieve oneself when sex is not available. Even Jesus probably had a good old pull at it...lol...

I have never, in my whole entire life, imagined Jesus having a wank.
I don't know how I feel right now. Neutral

by stardesk Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:23 pm

When lads, and no doubt girls, reah puberty, it's perfectly natural and there is an urge to relieve oneself. Priests are supposed to not masturbate but I bet they do. As said, we need to relieve ourselves especially when sex is not available. Bye the way, talking of priests, how many of them are guilty of abusing kids? We do hear of it sometimes on the news or in the papers.

by Guest Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:27 pm

eddie wrote:
stardesk wrote:Butting in on this topic, what a load of old crap! Masturbation is most important, especially in the early formative years when the body is being prepared for it's adult functions. Also it helps to relieve oneself when sex is not available. Even Jesus probably had a good old pull at it...lol...

I have never, in my whole entire life, imagined Jesus having a wank.
I don't know how I feel right now.

Mary Magdalene helped him out - the holy hands remained unbesmirched and his hearing perfect. Wink

by Guest Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:35 pm

Ziz wrote:
eddie wrote:

I have never, in my whole entire life, imagined Jesus having a wank.
I don't know how I feel right now.

Mary Magdalene helped him out - the holy hands remained unbesmirched and his hearing perfect.

ZIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! affraid

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