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Re: things I'd trust more than Hilliary Clinton
by Original Quill Tue Sep 20, 2016 5:34 pm
Those are funny! Hilarious.
Reminds me of a joke: One day Bill Clinton died and was put on the escalator to heaven. On meeting St. Peter at the tip, the latter perused through his lists and finally said: "We'll have to figure this out...go on in and I'll get back to you."
A month later a godly man was on the escalator and he happened to pass Bill Clinton, now heading back down. "Hey," said Bill, "Where ya goin?"
"I'm going to meet my maker and the Virgin Mary, bless her," said the man.
"Aw damn..." said Bill, in that raspy Arkansas voice, "You're too late,"
Reminds me of a joke: One day Bill Clinton died and was put on the escalator to heaven. On meeting St. Peter at the tip, the latter perused through his lists and finally said: "We'll have to figure this out...go on in and I'll get back to you."
A month later a godly man was on the escalator and he happened to pass Bill Clinton, now heading back down. "Hey," said Bill, "Where ya goin?"
"I'm going to meet my maker and the Virgin Mary, bless her," said the man.
"Aw damn..." said Bill, in that raspy Arkansas voice, "You're too late,"
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Re: things I'd trust more than Hilliary Clinton
by Ben Reilly Tue Sep 20, 2016 5:59 pm
Oldie but goody:
One morning in Washington D.C., a man approached the White House gate and told the Secret Security agent posted there, "I demand to speak to President Bush!"
The guard calmly replied, "George W. Bush is not the president anymore, sir."
This happened again every morning for nearly two weeks. "I demand to speak to President Bush!" "George W. Bush is not the president anymore!"
Finally, the Secret Service agent lost his patience. "Why do you keep doing this, I've told you over and over again, George W. Bush is no longer president!"
The man smiled and replied, "I just love hearing you say that."
One morning in Washington D.C., a man approached the White House gate and told the Secret Security agent posted there, "I demand to speak to President Bush!"
The guard calmly replied, "George W. Bush is not the president anymore, sir."
This happened again every morning for nearly two weeks. "I demand to speak to President Bush!" "George W. Bush is not the president anymore!"
Finally, the Secret Service agent lost his patience. "Why do you keep doing this, I've told you over and over again, George W. Bush is no longer president!"
The man smiled and replied, "I just love hearing you say that."
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