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Gwyneth Paltrow recommends bee stings as a beauty treatment — no, really

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Gwyneth Paltrow recommends bee stings as a beauty treatment — no, really Empty Gwyneth Paltrow recommends bee stings as a beauty treatment — no, really

Post by Guest Thu Apr 07, 2016 9:09 am

At the very start of this piece, I’d like to state on the record that I have no issues at all with Gwyneth Paltrow . She has had no negative impact on my life that I’m aware of, so I have no personal reason to be unpleasant to her. She does, admittedly, receive a lot of criticism , but is that really fair? After all, she’s actually doing remarkably well for someone who was stranded here after travelling from an alternative dimension where the language, social norms and even the laws of nature are completely different.

Because that’s the most logical explanation for the stuff she regularly says and does. Her unfamiliarity with our language would explain all the weird stuff she says , like calling a divorce “ conscious uncoupling ”, which I believe is something Thomas the Tank Engine does when he needs to drop his coaches off. Confusion over our social norms is consistent with her breathtakingly ridiculous proclamations . And a radically different understanding of how science works would lead to many of the diets and beauty treatments she uses (and sells for ridiculous amounts via her Goopwebsite).

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/gwyneth-paltrow-recommends-bee-stings-as-a-beauty-treatment-no-really/

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