Massive naked effigy of David Cameron and a pig set to be burned for Lewes Bonfire Night
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Massive naked effigy of David Cameron and a pig set to be burned for Lewes Bonfire Night
Posted the picture before but didn't know where it was from, this is bloody fantastic!!!!!
Massive: Lewes did not hold back with this effigy of a naked, porky David Cameron
A massive naked effigy of David Cameron and a pig will go up in flames at one of Britain's biggest Bonfire Night parties.
The eye-popping fleshy Prime Minister is the height of several men and was supposed to stay secret until tonight.
But he is so big he has been spotted by locals out and about in Lewes, East Sussex.
Mr Cameron is depicted sitting on a sand throne with swirly decorations up the sides and what appears to be a crab crawling up his leg.
It's now nearly two months since Lord Ashcroft revealed claims the Prime Minister put a 'private part' in a dead pig's mouth at an Oxford drinking society.
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Massive: Lewes hopes this 50ft Guy Fawkes will break a world record for the biggest effigy
The PM refused to comment on specific allegations in the angry Tory peer's book Call Me Dave - but joked he'd been 'stabbed in the back by a little pr***'.
Lewes is famous for its bonfire nights, when locals with flaming torches put on an eerie show in the otherwise quiet town near Brighton.
Seven bonfire societies will parade through the town's streets tonight to mark the anniversary of Guy Fawkes trying to blow up Parliament.
Each one has created an effigy of a hate figure from the last year - and Sepp Blatter features as one, just as he does for Kent's Edenbridge Bonfire Society.
The controversial FIFA boss was so engorged he could be spotted from a train window.
The society will also try to break the world record for the biggest ever Bonfire Night effigy with a 50ft Guy Fawkes - which has had to be built using a vast scaffolding tower.
Understandably the locals are excited.
One wrote: "My goddaughter has come to Lewes for her first bonfire tonight.
"Explaining it last night reminded me how deranged and brilliant Lewes is."
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/massive-naked-effigy-david-cameron-6773027
I just bloody love irreverence!
The eye-popping flesh-coloured creation is the height of several men and was supposed to stay secret until tonight
Massive: Lewes did not hold back with this effigy of a naked, porky David Cameron
A massive naked effigy of David Cameron and a pig will go up in flames at one of Britain's biggest Bonfire Night parties.
The eye-popping fleshy Prime Minister is the height of several men and was supposed to stay secret until tonight.
But he is so big he has been spotted by locals out and about in Lewes, East Sussex.
Mr Cameron is depicted sitting on a sand throne with swirly decorations up the sides and what appears to be a crab crawling up his leg.
It's now nearly two months since Lord Ashcroft revealed claims the Prime Minister put a 'private part' in a dead pig's mouth at an Oxford drinking society.
Alamy Live News
Massive: Lewes hopes this 50ft Guy Fawkes will break a world record for the biggest effigy
The PM refused to comment on specific allegations in the angry Tory peer's book Call Me Dave - but joked he'd been 'stabbed in the back by a little pr***'.
Lewes is famous for its bonfire nights, when locals with flaming torches put on an eerie show in the otherwise quiet town near Brighton.
Seven bonfire societies will parade through the town's streets tonight to mark the anniversary of Guy Fawkes trying to blow up Parliament.
Each one has created an effigy of a hate figure from the last year - and Sepp Blatter features as one, just as he does for Kent's Edenbridge Bonfire Society.
The controversial FIFA boss was so engorged he could be spotted from a train window.
The society will also try to break the world record for the biggest ever Bonfire Night effigy with a 50ft Guy Fawkes - which has had to be built using a vast scaffolding tower.
Understandably the locals are excited.
One wrote: "My goddaughter has come to Lewes for her first bonfire tonight.
"Explaining it last night reminded me how deranged and brilliant Lewes is."
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/massive-naked-effigy-david-cameron-6773027
I just bloody love irreverence!
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Re: Massive naked effigy of David Cameron and a pig set to be burned for Lewes Bonfire Night
Oh that's hilarious!
If I were Cameron I'd just laugh this off and say oink!
If I were Cameron I'd just laugh this off and say oink!
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Re: Massive naked effigy of David Cameron and a pig set to be burned for Lewes Bonfire Night
Well, he might not, he is a bit HAM-fisted
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And tells pork pies
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Re: Massive naked effigy of David Cameron and a pig set to be burned for Lewes Bonfire Night
Even though I don't support Cameron or his party......as least he has a political party which won the last GE & will probably win the next one.
The Labour party doesn't exist anymore & has been replaced with a group of protest groups who go to so called demonstrations where they deliberately set out to injure the police.
So that is what the Labour party has been reduced to....a bunch of spitting thugs.
The Labour party doesn't exist anymore & has been replaced with a group of protest groups who go to so called demonstrations where they deliberately set out to injure the police.
So that is what the Labour party has been reduced to....a bunch of spitting thugs.
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Cameron has been shown to be a liar
He should've stayed with Clegg; he was half decent then
He should've stayed with Clegg; he was half decent then
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I think that's very childish.
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eddie wrote:Oh that's hilarious!
If I were Cameron I'd just laugh this off and say oink!
...and he probably will. God, when I think back to some of the things I did in my own student days and even moreso to those in my time in what was widely regarded as the "loony section" of the RAF in the 60's, inserting one's wedding tackle into the facial orifice of a dearly departed creature of porcine persuasion was bloody normal!
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I very much doubt you would have said the same thing if the story was about Jeremy Corbyn Fred, tell the truth now.
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sassy wrote:I very much doubt you would have said the same thing if the story was about Jeremy Corbyn Fred, tell the truth now.
I always do, Sassy. The ceremony for initiates into the uni club which I joined was far, far more inventive than that of the Bullingdon mob, or whatever, and a lot of top blokes in my RAF unit were regarded as bloody insane...being senior aircrew NCOs who served in Bomber Command and were coming to the end of their post-war RAF careers...and required we sprogs to undergo certain, er, ordeals far beyond what would be expected of a snotty nosed Eton prick like Cameron before they would deign to associate with us.
BTW, I'm not a Cameron supporter. When he was elected leader of the Tory party I posted somewhere (there have been so many different forums) that the Tories would live to rue the day. I was a David Davies fan.
Corbyn? I have nothing against him. Dedicated and sincere politician, but a disaster-in-waiting as a future PM. Think Michael Foot...someone whom I knew personally and for whom I had enormous liking and respect.
BTW, How are you, gal?
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Hey Lord ed! What is your porky secret then?
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eddie wrote:Hey Lord ed! What is your porky secret then?
Oh, God....lovely eddie. Suffice it to say that it involved a girl called Brenda from the WAAF section in an RAF intelligence unit at a certain air base in Lincolnshire...and that she had the most enormous....no, no, I cannot possibly continue!
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Fred Moletrousers wrote:eddie wrote:Hey Lord ed! What is your porky secret then?
Oh, God....lovely eddie. Suffice it to say that it involved a girl called Brenda from the WAAF section in an RAF intelligence unit at a certain air base in Lincolnshire...and that she had the most enormous....no, no, I cannot possibly continue!
Were you going to say "enormous blue eyes"??
You're a scoundrel!
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eddie wrote:Fred Moletrousers wrote:
Oh, God....lovely eddie. Suffice it to say that it involved a girl called Brenda from the WAAF section in an RAF intelligence unit at a certain air base in Lincolnshire...and that she had the most enormous....no, no, I cannot possibly continue!
Were you going to say "enormous blue eyes"??
You're a scoundrel!
...er, yes.
And....er yes!
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Fred Moletrousers wrote:sassy wrote:I very much doubt you would have said the same thing if the story was about Jeremy Corbyn Fred, tell the truth now.
I always do, Sassy. The ceremony for initiates into the uni club which I joined was far, far more inventive than that of the Bullingdon mob, or whatever, and a lot of top blokes in my RAF unit were regarded as bloody insane...being senior aircrew NCOs who served in Bomber Command and were coming to the end of their post-war RAF careers...and required we sprogs to undergo certain, er, ordeals far beyond what would be expected of a snotty nosed Eton prick like Cameron before they would deign to associate with us.
BTW, I'm not a Cameron supporter. When he was elected leader of the Tory party I posted somewhere (there have been so many different forums) that the Tories would live to rue the day. I was a David Davies fan.
Corbyn? I have nothing against him. Dedicated and sincere politician, but a disaster-in-waiting as a future PM. Think Michael Foot...someone whom I knew personally and for whom I had enormous liking and respect.
BTW, How are you, gal?
Hi Fred, having all sorts of investigations at the mo, bloody nuisance they are, never mind. He's nothing like Michael Foote, he really isn't, I saw MF speaking and I've been to see JC speaking. JC is in a class of his own and fast on his feet, totally to the point and droll and warm and funny in person. He might not have got the exams, but he's been fighting for people all his life and he knows exactly what he is doing. Clive Lewis, the MP for Norwich South who is definitely one to watch, is right behind him, comes to see us a lot. I think 2020 will be something the Conservatives don't expect.
Hope you are ok and your new lady is keeping you happy.
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sassy wrote:Fred Moletrousers wrote:
I always do, Sassy. The ceremony for initiates into the uni club which I joined was far, far more inventive than that of the Bullingdon mob, or whatever, and a lot of top blokes in my RAF unit were regarded as bloody insane...being senior aircrew NCOs who served in Bomber Command and were coming to the end of their post-war RAF careers...and required we sprogs to undergo certain, er, ordeals far beyond what would be expected of a snotty nosed Eton prick like Cameron before they would deign to associate with us.
BTW, I'm not a Cameron supporter. When he was elected leader of the Tory party I posted somewhere (there have been so many different forums) that the Tories would live to rue the day. I was a David Davies fan.
Corbyn? I have nothing against him. Dedicated and sincere politician, but a disaster-in-waiting as a future PM. Think Michael Foot...someone whom I knew personally and for whom I had enormous liking and respect.
BTW, How are you, gal?
Hi Fred, having all sorts of investigations at the mo, bloody nuisance they are, never mind. He's nothing like Michael Foote, he really isn't, I saw MF speaking and I've been to see JC speaking. JC is in a class of his own and fast on his feet, totally to the point and droll and warm and funny in person. He might not have got the exams, but he's been fighting for people all his life and he knows exactly what he is doing. Clive Lewis, the MP for Norwich South who is definitely one to watch, is right behind him, comes to see us a lot. I think 2020 will be something the Conservatives don't expect.
Hope you are ok and your new lady is keeping you happy.
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sassy wrote:Fred Moletrousers wrote:
I always do, Sassy. The ceremony for initiates into the uni club which I joined was far, far more inventive than that of the Bullingdon mob, or whatever, and a lot of top blokes in my RAF unit were regarded as bloody insane...being senior aircrew NCOs who served in Bomber Command and were coming to the end of their post-war RAF careers...and required we sprogs to undergo certain, er, ordeals far beyond what would be expected of a snotty nosed Eton prick like Cameron before they would deign to associate with us.
BTW, I'm not a Cameron supporter. When he was elected leader of the Tory party I posted somewhere (there have been so many different forums) that the Tories would live to rue the day. I was a David Davies fan.
Corbyn? I have nothing against him. Dedicated and sincere politician, but a disaster-in-waiting as a future PM. Think Michael Foot...someone whom I knew personally and for whom I had enormous liking and respect.
BTW, How are you, gal?
Hi Fred, having all sorts of investigations at the mo, bloody nuisance they are, never mind. He's nothing like Michael Foote, he really isn't, I saw MF speaking and I've been to see JC speaking. JC is in a class of his own and fast on his feet, totally to the point and droll and warm and funny in person. He might not have got the exams, but he's been fighting for people all his life and he knows exactly what he is doing. Clive Lewis, the MP for Norwich South who is definitely one to watch, is right behind him, comes to see us a lot. I think 2020 will be something the Conservatives don't expect.
Hope you are ok and your new lady is keeping you happy.
Dunno what happened with my last (blank) post!
Best wishes to you personally....and the new Mi'lady is an old family friend of 40 years' standing and is far, far more intelligent that I! More letters after her name than there are letters in the alphabet! My dog loves her, though, so that's promising.......
Old Fred Moletrousers' prediction for 2020? Watch that Chukka bloke...as a (current) Tory, he has me most worried. JC is clearly a nice bloke....but TOO bloody nice. A good caretaker, but nothing more. Back to Michael Foot........
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Re: Massive naked effigy of David Cameron and a pig set to be burned for Lewes Bonfire Night
Anyone got a match
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Re: Massive naked effigy of David Cameron and a pig set to be burned for Lewes Bonfire Night
Fred Moletrousers wrote:sassy wrote:
Hi Fred, having all sorts of investigations at the mo, bloody nuisance they are, never mind. He's nothing like Michael Foote, he really isn't, I saw MF speaking and I've been to see JC speaking. JC is in a class of his own and fast on his feet, totally to the point and droll and warm and funny in person. He might not have got the exams, but he's been fighting for people all his life and he knows exactly what he is doing. Clive Lewis, the MP for Norwich South who is definitely one to watch, is right behind him, comes to see us a lot. I think 2020 will be something the Conservatives don't expect.
Hope you are ok and your new lady is keeping you happy.
Dunno what happened with my last (blank) post!
Best wishes to you personally....and the new Mi'lady is an old family friend of 40 years' standing and is far, far more intelligent that I! More letters after her name than there are letters in the alphabet! My dog loves her, though, so that's promising.......
Old Fred Moletrousers' prediction for 2020? Watch that Chukka bloke...as a (current) Tory, he has me most worried. JC is clearly a nice bloke....but TOO bloody nice. A good caretaker, but nothing more. Back to Michael Foot........
Always judge people by what your dog thinks of them and you won't go far wrong!
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Irn Bru wrote:Anyone got a match
I think he has already gone up in smoke and left quite a bit of crackling
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Fred Moletrousers wrote:sassy wrote:Fred Moletrousers wrote:
I always do, Sassy. The ceremony for initiates into the uni club which I joined was far, far more inventive than that of the Bullingdon mob, or whatever, and a lot of top blokes in my RAF unit were regarded as bloody insane...being senior aircrew NCOs who served in Bomber Command and were coming to the end of their post-war RAF careers...and required we sprogs to undergo certain, er, ordeals far beyond what would be expected of a snotty nosed Eton prick like Cameron before they would deign to associate with us.
BTW, I'm not a Cameron supporter. When he was elected leader of the Tory party I posted somewhere (there have been so many different forums) that the Tories would live to rue the day. I was a David Davies fan.
Corbyn? I have nothing against him. Dedicated and sincere politician, but a disaster-in-waiting as a future PM. Think Michael Foot...someone whom I knew personally and for whom I had enormous liking and respect.
BTW, How are you, gal?
Hi Fred, having all sorts of investigations at the mo, bloody nuisance they are, never mind. He's nothing like Michael Foote, he really isn't, I saw MF speaking and I've been to see JC speaking. JC is in a class of his own and fast on his feet, totally to the point and droll and warm and funny in person. He might not have got the exams, but he's been fighting for people all his life and he knows exactly what he is doing. Clive Lewis, the MP for Norwich South who is definitely one to watch, is right behind him, comes to see us a lot. I think 2020 will be something the Conservatives don't expect.
Hope you are ok and your new lady is keeping you happy.
Dunno what happened with my last (blank) post!
Best wishes to you personally....and the new Mi'lady is an old family friend of 40 years' standing and is far, far more intelligent that I! More letters after her name than there are letters in the alphabet! My dog loves her, though, so that's promising.......
Old Fred Moletrousers' prediction for 2020? Watch that Chukka bloke...as a (current) Tory, he has me most worried. JC is clearly a nice bloke....but TOO bloody nice. A good caretaker, but nothing more. Back to Michael Foot........
Hello Fred. Good to see you hare and I hope you come here more often.
Always a valued poster - even if we disagree a lot.
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