An ode to those who've gone.
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An ode to those who've gone.
First topic message reminder :
A racist poster called Smell
Posted bile on the thread from hell
He left us to mull
Over his vile use of the word Cull
But he's gone,for the better,you can tell.
An arguementative girl name of Nem
Against everyone else would condemn
She hated the lot
And spoke as if we were snot
But in truth it was her who was phlegm.
A racist poster called Smell
Posted bile on the thread from hell
He left us to mull
Over his vile use of the word Cull
But he's gone,for the better,you can tell.
An arguementative girl name of Nem
Against everyone else would condemn
She hated the lot
And spoke as if we were snot
But in truth it was her who was phlegm.
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Re: An ode to those who've gone.
sassy wrote:There once was a poster named Sexy
who often sent me a texty
she flatten a man
with no need of a pan
she'd just raise up her insults to maxi.
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Re: An ode to those who've gone.
Handy Andy wrote:There was a poster named Monk
Who thought he was a bit of a hunk
But what he wrote on these pages
Sent folk into rages
He has the charisma of a skunk
Most amusing!!!
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Re: An ode to those who've gone.
Therein lies the difference Tom.
Mine are amusing.
Mine are amusing.
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Re: An ode to those who've gone.
Are you saying that my rhymes are making people enraged...!?
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Re: An ode to those who've gone.
Nah.
Just cringe and wince and groan.
Wine cause laughter mirth and chuckles.
Just cringe and wince and groan.
Wine cause laughter mirth and chuckles.
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Re: An ode to those who've gone.
I think my rhymes are most amusing!
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Re: An ode to those who've gone.
These are great, funny and some a little risque dare I say
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Re: An ode to those who've gone.
I bet shady likes my Limmericks...
And I'll bet that most have had a good laugh out of them too!!!
And I'll bet that most have had a good laugh out of them too!!!
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Re: An ode to those who've gone.
an idiot called andy never could
make a comment that was any good
he wait for his betters
to give him the letters
and still crash and burn like old wood
#justabitoffun
make a comment that was any good
he wait for his betters
to give him the letters
and still crash and burn like old wood
#justabitoffun
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Re: An ode to those who've gone.
Doesn't this just bore the shit out of you guys? Or is this somehow fun in your world?
Re: An ode to those who've gone.
odd its taken you 2 pages to decide its boring.Ben_Reilly wrote:Doesn't this just bore the shit out of you guys? Or is this somehow fun in your world?
now the admin called Ben
decides to jump in right then
the censor pencil will out
no dissent again he will shout
only my side can use the pen
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The Devil, You Know wrote:odd its taken you 2 pages to decide its boring.Ben_Reilly wrote:Doesn't this just bore the shit out of you guys? Or is this somehow fun in your world?
now the admin called Ben
decides to jump in right then
the censor pencil will out
no dissent again he will shout
only my side can use the pen
I thought he smells like a hobo,
.. this fool, this devil you know
but turns out he has some class
Even if he is a bit of an arse..
his rhymes are something to show
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